![]() Author has written 1 story for Vampire Diaries. Send ME a message bored My Rules to Life Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say you want oranges. I believe in free will- I have no choice I'm just a chocolate bar... sweet but half nuts! If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Do not follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls. Being stupid isn't a bad thing, you're just overdoing it. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of... OMG! I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy .Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart? You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle 1.I need to tell u a secret, look at 5 2. the answer is look at 11 3. Don't get mad, look at 15 4. Calm down, don't be mad look at 13 5. First look at 2 6. Dont be angry look at 12. 7. I just wanted to say...hi 8. What I wanted to tell you is...the answer is on 14 9. Be patient, Look at 4 10. This is the last time im gonna tell you, look at 7 11. I hope your not mad when i say this look at 6 12. Sorry look at 8 13. Don't be getting hype, look at 10 14. I don't know how to say this, look at 3 15.you must reallly be mad now look at 9 Personality Quiz: 1. Pick your favorite color out of the following:A. Red 2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following: A. Cat 3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot: A. Hawaii 4. Pick your favorite instrument: A. Violin 5. Pick your favorite soda: A. Dr. Pepper 6. Name a person of the opposite gender. 7. Name a person of the same gender. 8. The time now. 9. Your age. 10. Make a wish! HERE ARE THE ANSWERS! Question number ONE: A. Red - Adventerous Question number TWO: A. Cat - Feminine Question number THREE: A. Hawaii - Romantic Question number FOUR: A. Violin - Intellectual
Question number SIX: That person will have a crush on you after you repost this! Question number SEVEN: That person will become your enemy if you don't repost this! Question number EIGHT: That is how long you have to repost this! Ex: 8:31 = 8 hours and 31 minutes Question number NINE: This is how many months that you and the person from question number 6 will go out if you repost this! Question number TEN: Your wish will come true if you repost this in the amount of time! look below.Omg this makes me cry dont ask me why i know im really emotional. Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,He told his friends that it was cool,And when he pulled the trigger back,It shot with a great crack.Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!But Mommy, when I went to school ... ... ... ... that day,I ... ... ... never said ... good ... ...-bye,I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.Mommy I ran as fast as I could,When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you." |
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