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On the Run by madcowre reviews
Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25933 - Favs: 7,172 - Follows: 6,822 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head over Feet by iambeagle reviews
It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,171 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 3,160 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consorting With the Enemy by RedRoseMafia73 reviews
Next-door-neighbors Bella Swan and Edward Cullen have never gotten along. He is the bane of her existence and he revels in it. Now, both juniors in high school, a series of situations push them together and they find it hard to resist the underlying chemistry they have unknowingly been suppressing all along. After all, there's only a thin line between hate and love...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Bella, Edward]
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,891 - Follows: 5,262 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Could Have Been, What Should Have Been by BlackaddictReader reviews
the tears of what I’m about to do blinding me, with the backs of my hands I rubbed at the tears furiously till I was able see and stifled a sob, when I saw his smiling face, his captivating green eyes looking at me from my phone. it might be crappy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Curve Ball by staceleo reviews
Opposites attract don't they? Not in Bella Swan's world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 59,076 - Reviews: 5380 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4402 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hot Seat by TheFicChick reviews
Liberal left? Meet conservative right. Wearing tight pants and a self-satisfied grin. (ExB, AH, one-shot.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 389 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conversations Between Adults by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella tries to go through the motions of her life. She's in an ivy league school, has a great boyfriend and is a great ballet instructor. When she meets Edward she finds that maybe she doesn't just want to be normal. A/H, A/U, Lemons and Bostonward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,082 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Belong by TheFicChick reviews
It all started with a few simple words, but isn't that always the case? Three simple words. "Is she yours?" (My entry in the "Ho Hey" Contest.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How Bella Got Her Groove Back by TheFicChick reviews
Edward owes Bella one, and he's a man determined to deliver – but as he quickly discovers, some debts are not easily repaid.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 198 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're Such an Ass, Edward Cullen by ClaireBamboozle reviews
What if Bella Swan hated Edward Cullen? Would a twist of fate give him the chance to make her see that behind the wise cracks he could be someone she could love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,273 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Begins Like This by iambeagle reviews
A story about long-distance love. It begins with 'Then' and ends with 'Now'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Set of Supernatural Stories by pleasedonttalktome reviews
I've written a few and don't quite believe they're long enough to fit into their own story. So here's a couple of them in one. I don't know how many I'll add. I'm going to include whatever characters I feel like, but keep in mind Dean and Cas may make up the majority of these.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/30/2012
State of Grace by PercyJacksonTwilight13 reviews
She never saw him coming. He was always one of those people that only exist in TV interviews and on the cover of magazines. He'll never be the same. His world seemed incomplete. But now that they know what love can really be, there's no going back.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Right Guy by ThatEnglishWriter reviews
Bella always finds the wrong guy. The one who can't satisfy her, ahem, needs. The one who really wants her best friend, Rosalie. But even if she never finds the Right Guy, there's always a glass of wine and the sympathetic ear of Edward, her faithful barman.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,766 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little, Red Ribbons by staceleo reviews
Bella Swan wasn't looking forward to spending her Christmas with the Cullens after a bad breakup. Sometimes, however, the best gifts come in handsome and unexpected packages. A Christmas story present to my wonderful readers. o/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Louder than Words by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Moving back to Forks with her mother after her father's death seems to be an adjustment for Bella. She learns that sometimes peoples actions will speak louder than words... A/H, A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,488 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Embrace by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella are neighbors, but they really can't stand one another. Snark and hi-jinks. Borderline crack-fic; if you don't have a (silly) sense of humor, move along. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,837 - Follows: 7,207 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 3,163 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enemies with Benefits by legallyblondex reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Aperitif by TheFicChick reviews
"Biggest regret?" That I didn't meet you first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,982 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 342 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off the Market by JustAskSunKing reviews
Edward's the consummate bachelor, always happy to close the deal and move on to the next. Bella's his business partner with an obvious McMansion-sized crush. One night of celebrating changes everything. Has Bella sold herself short, or will Edward finally take himself off the market? Drabbly and fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Shock to the System by BilliCullen reviews
Edward and Bella meet on a blind date. It's hate at first sight. Can unforeseen circumstances show them what they missed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,150 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pity by SunKing reviews
"No. No, no, no. You've done the ultimate no, Bella. The pity date. Nothing is ever more awkward than the pity date." A shy Edward acts on a decade's worth of affection, and Bella wonders if her yes should have been no.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,113 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,522 - Follows: 6,104 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mile High Club by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
He's annoying, she's annoyed. Pent up tension and a cramped airplane bathroom can be mighty fun... Come join the Mile High Club. ONE-SHOT. Lemons, laughs, fun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mi Amigo by Cosmic Monster reviews
When Your best friend finally comes home after four long years, you kinda expect their undivided attention. So what can you possibly do when he introduces his blonde, busty, bitchy, girlfriend from hell? You terminate her.*Lemons,alcohol and rock n' roll*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,148 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7774 - Favs: 5,515 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Behind the sleeping stars by MarPauPar reviews
"I HATE YOU!" i shouted at him as my brother helped me into his car. i forced my tears back and promised never to cry again. i never thought that they would once again fall for the person who broke my heart first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 76,945 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Covering All the Bases by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Bella Swan is hopelessly in love with her best friend Edward but he only sees her as 'one of the guys'. Or does he? "Then I hit third base with Edward. In front of his mom's cookies." ONE-SHOT. Laughs, lemons, fun...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7270 - Favs: 5,968 - Follows: 4,222 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Somewhere With You by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I'd never seen blood look as red as it did against the white fabric. When I woke up this morning, I thought this was the beginning of my new life. In an instant everything was gone. E/B one shot entry for the TwiAngst Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Because He Has A Loud Sex Life by Veronica2991 reviews
Bella moves into Alice's brothers Edward's empty apartment to get away from a naked Emmett, only to find that he has come back from Europe early. What will happen when these two decide to share the apartment? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 187 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Cullen's Reminiscent Ten Year Reunion by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Wife, Mother, and Second grade teacher. Bella Cullen had her life a certain way since she graduated Forks High. A letter from her ten year reunion awakens the insecure eighteen year old girl that left Forks that distant time ago. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 2142 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Belong With Me by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I was six, he made me cry. When I was fourteen, he got me suspended. And when I was sixteen, he asked me to dance. Long lost VDay One Shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tickle Me, Elmo by LazyMasochistBoot reviews
Bella goes shopping for a certain toy for her nephew...what she finds there is much, much better than a Tickle-Me Elmo... Lemons and laughs. ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heart of a King by MandyLeigh87 reviews
"I do not desire to be seen," I murmured. He stopped and laughed a little under his breath. "What if it is my desire?" Historical os. Tudors inspired. B/E Rated M, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Could you please keep it low ! by Ruby Cullen reviews
Bella has started a new life by moving in a new apartment, only to find that her next door neighbor is a womanizer that has no intention to keep it low when it comes to bumpin' uglies with his conquests. How will hot-tempered Bella handle him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,210 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Don't Believe Everything You Read by jendill reviews
Bella makes a new friend, only to realize later he's America's hottest actor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
Testing Fate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Nothing had changed and everything had changed. Bella was my best friend, the love of my life. Today was going to be the happiest day of her life…with someone else. BxE AH Fluffish one shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Life by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets and instantly hates Edward Cullen, her roommate's brother. But they both have secrets in their life that bring them closer in life and love than they ever imagined. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,359 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paging Doctor Cullen To One LoveSick Patient by TwistingTwilight reviews
Bella Swan has always loved her best friend since the day he saved her life, Doctor Edward Cullen. Five years later and she hasn't told him. Until one kiss and one night of passion when their feelings are revealed. ONE SHOT. LEMON.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For You, Anything by parismylove reviews
Edward is an actor filming in Forks where he meets Bella. Their worlds are different, but when they're together, they are just Edward and just Bella. Can they survive when their pasts come back to haunt them? Rated M Angst/Language/Violence/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,022 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Almost Told You That I Love You by RobinCullen05 reviews
Bella is talked in to going to a concert featuring a rock band with a sexy lead singer. Can she catch the attention of the green-eyed, beautifully inked, vocalist? AH/One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pickpocket by MandyLeigh87 reviews
One Shot for the Fandom for Preemies. Bella thrives on slipping money, wallets and jewels from people but what happens when she messes with the wrong guy? Rated M B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I've found you, and I'll have you forever by Mixed Cullen reviews
Bella goes to dartmouth expecting nothing but a normal college experience with her 4 best friends. However, she doesn't expect to meet the green eyed boy from her past, Can everyone and everything go back to normal after this shocking news? E/B A/J Em/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Importance of Being Edward by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Bella Swan knows she kissed a boy last night named Edward. Problem is, she can't remember much more than that. When she goes looking for him, she finds out Edward is not as rare of a name as she would like.AH, Edward/Bella/…Edward Fluff fluff fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 180 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Best Friend's Wedding by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for Moonlight Stuido's Lyrical Contest. AU/AH/OOC/One-shot. It's been a year since Edward last saw his fiancée and best friend. A year of waiting for her to come back to him. And Edward's not about to let her go without crashing the wedding first...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,440 - Follows: 3,563 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
His Green Eyes by ParamoreCullen14 reviews
My world came crashing down, with that one phone call that changed it all.. but is it always what it seems? One Shot, Possible Two-Shot His Green Eyes, Written By Me. First Kiss- By 3oh!3 feat. Kesha.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Code of Conduct by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Disciplined Edward is hired as a bodyguard for Bella, a rebellious teen who is the police commssioner's daughter. Their relationship develops to something they don't expect, revealing inner demons for both. Rated M for language, drug use, and adult things
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 247,569 - Reviews: 4953 - Favs: 4,165 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Kiss with a Side of Fries by luv2read134 reviews
Bella works at McDonald's. Take her job and throw in a gorgeous green-eyed customer, spilled fries, a fat lady, and a kiss, and you get the beginning of a hot romance. AH. B/E. Now Extended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Charade by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Chief Swan has always been content to swallow the lies that Bella and Edward tell him. But after a conversation with one of his officers, Charlie questions his own judgment and decides it’s time for an unexpected visit during one of Bella’s sleepovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,824 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,597 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Do you Sleep by twilightlover1417 reviews
After a year of off again on again Bella has had enough and breaks up with Edward. So what does Edward do to win her back? Sing outside her apartment in front of others of course ExB one shot OOC AU AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved reviews
This story is based on the song The Man Who Can't Be Moved by The Script. Edward has made a stupid mistake which led to Bella completely ignoring any atempt that Edward makes to communicate with her. But as the old saying goes, actions speak louder than words. It's rated M just because I'm paranoid. All human. Regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Bella, Edward