Freedom is in the wind
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HI! Wow, I have a page on the internet all to myself, I'm not quite sure what I should do with it...

Here have some random things I just thought of...

A name is only as important as you let it be

No one in this world has free will, we are all simply products of our past and the natural personality we were born with and all the choices we will or have made have already been predetermined. (If this theory depresses you then feel free to argue with me cause I love arguing but in the end believe whatever you want, it's not really your choice anyway XD.)

According to Newton; Work=Force x distance. So for every day of your life where you get up from bed in the morning and go to sleep in the same place you have done NO WORK. (Lazy bastards)

Common sense isn't all that common

Trial and error is not the best method to work out a solution, but if it's the only one you've got you should go for it!

Whoever said "high school years are the best years of your life" had a really crap life.

At one point in the Earth's history, the oxygen content of the plant was 40 higher then it is now and insects grew to the size of dogs. Hearing this made me want to put a spider in a jar and increase the oxygen content to see if I could get something big enough to play fetch.

Being invisible is a lot harder than most people think, it's like playing misere, it's harder to lose every trick then it is to win just a few. In non card terms, being a complete loser takes effort.

The only fan fiction I'm really interested in is Twilight, but I HATE the books! The second one was the best cause I didn't have to put up with Edward, but I skipped most of it because I couldn't stand listening to Bella whine about there being no Edward. My favorite moment was when she jumped off the cliff.

My chief problem with the books is that the two main characters don't actually have personalities. The only thing Edward thinks about is Bella and he will predictably try to put Bella in a glass box so she can't hurt herself and he can stare at her all day. The only thing Bella thinks about is sex with Edward. Not what an amazing person he is, or how loving he is, it's always - wow he's so hot I wonder why he won't sleep with me...did anyone else notice that that couple didn't actually have a conversation that didn't involved; the pros/cons of being a vampire or Bella's safety? And ok, I can sort of deal with the fact that Edward is over 100 years old and dating a minor (she's 17 in the first book) simply because some part of him will always be a teenager. But I absolutely can not deal with the fact that Jacob has sexual feelings for a new born!! And for that matter, if Jacob was crushing on Bella cause she was part of Renesmee why the hell didn't he crush on Edward too? Answer me that?!

The whole "baby" thing just pisses me off. Cause 3 days after giving birth and not having seen her child, Bella's first thoughts weren't "Oh my gosh is my baby ok!" It was "Wow my husband is hot. Lets go have sex!"And we come back to the "no personality" problem.

Real life situation: Babies put strain on marriages and life in general gets put on hold because you are desperately trying to raise this child.

Myer's fantasy: All kids are born with teenage brains without having experienced the world and the parents should just go ahead and continue on with their lives, the kids will raise themselves.

The entire series condones and encourages; teen pregnancy, abusive behavior in relationships, cult activity, dismissal of authority, self destructive behavior, pedophile tendencies and stalking.

Ok, I'm done with my Twilight rant.

Personally I enjoy Bellice ships because at the beginning of the book Bella actually had some sembelance of a character and with Alice she shows that she is some sort of person - the fact that they can talk about more then becoming a vampire and sex helps. And Alice always has a personality so she's just awesome all the time.

And that's all I've got peoples...

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Pompoms and Sketchbooks by PullingSunflowers reviews
New student to Forks Private High, Bella knows nothing of the town, people, or love. Until Alice came along. All human. A/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,174 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Alice, Bella
In the end, Don't Regret by The Whisper in the Dark reviews
You don't regret your past embraces". The Cullens leave for completely different reasons in New Moon. Bella still jumps Alice still comes back, but she may be seconds too late. Bellice Femslash Inspired by the t.A.T.u. song "Don't Regret".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,974 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice, Bella
I Still Haven't Forgotten by dearalice reviews
Bella's past comes back, but this time, she will be the one coming out on top.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,348 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Alice, Bella
Lone Wolf by Princess Alexandria reviews
AU/ Twilight - A lesbian werewolf Imprints on Alice, and is tossed out of La Push and the Pack. She starts to attend Forks High School and tries to get to know Alice, in hopes of a relationship. - PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,444 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Alice - Complete
Don't Ever Feel Alone by PixieInDarkness reviews
When Bella Swan saved a girl by the name of Alice Cullen she didn't realise how much she would be saved by her in return. Alice/Bella Femslash. AH All Human - On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,236 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alice, Bella
The Slow Bang by the-belles-echo reviews
Bella moves to Forks, but it's not Edward who's been waiting for her. Bella/Alice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Bella
Wrapped In Your Arms I'm Home by SheWhoHangsOutALotInCemeteries reviews
AH: "We've been best friends since we were 6 years old... But I could lose all that if that plane takes off before I can stop her.... before I can tell her how I really feel.... that I'm in love with her."... Yea, I suck at summaries. Just read! lol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,177 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Alice, Bella
My Savior by impishknight10145 reviews
When bella decides to take a walk in the woods behind her house she runs into someone unexpected AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Alice
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The Girl In the Window reviews
Bella's life has been stuck in rut for as long as she can remember and she's become very comfortable knowing exactly what every day brings. When the mysterious Alice Cullen moves into the office next door nothing prepared Bella for how things would change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Alice, Bella
Past Destiny reviews
When Bella decided to live with her Father in small town Forks, she thought it would be boring. She didn't count on vampires, werewolves, near death accidents, or the fact that her destiny seemed to be undeniably tied to Alice Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,470 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alice, Bella