Two Plastic Hearts
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Joined 01-15-10, id: 2217899, Profile Updated: 05-14-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride, and House of Night.

So I'm Brittany, what's up?(: I suck at these things, so you can just skip this and go down to read my story, and other I may end up puting up there. Anyway I love reading, writing, and music. Those are my favorite things that light up my life. Toss me a book, Inspire a story, or Give me a cd and your my new best buddy. :D Umm and for those of you who go on Polyvore, here's my account. ADD ME!:) Oh, and before I forgot because I will, here's my FictionPress account. http://www.fictionpress.com/~twoplastichearts I'll probably update on that more, so yeah.

Story Updates~
5/14/11 I'm removing This is Who We Are because I lost my inspiration for it. I'm sorry for everyone that's reading it, but you can check out my FictionPress account. The links up there ^^. I'm in the middle of starting a story for there, so yeah.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous
fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy
and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue
with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and
put it in your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure
and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be
laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone
they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane
friend, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste
this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of
it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation
that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy
this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with
your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

90 percent of Miley Cyrus fans would be crushed if she was about to
jump off a ten-story building. Repost if your part of the ten percent
that would be cheering her on.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being
popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't,
copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie
Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd,
brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate
Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed,
iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti,
Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba
Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Fox
Heaven,Naruto Ninja44,2hott4u, ororo.42, Poison's Ivy, Valkyrie Cain,
waterbendergirl101, emberfire411, paranorama-alchemy, careless.whispers.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and
Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if
your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of
the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

98 of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2
that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this
on your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown
if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who
would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your
profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,
Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader
Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot,
Battleground Heart, Kaitythe Chameleon, Chaos-Bound-Jenna, Nova the
cat, shadowfan13, Scarydreams10, emberfire411, paranorma-alchemy,

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink.

But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have
no food.

A friend would bail you out of jail.

But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crap, we messed
up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.

Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and
ask you, "Why are you crying?"

But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who
made you cry.

Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.

But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a
tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you.

But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your
life story.

Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.

But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't
you?"

Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

Friends are only through highschool and college.

But, best friends are for life.

If you have a best friend and know they would do all this stuff, or if
you are a best friend who would do this, repost this in your profile!

16 Things to do in Walmart :D

1. Get a 24 pack of large condoms and randomly put them in people's
carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting
"Pikachu, I choose you!"

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High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride: Passing the Torch by eclipsed heart reviews
Much has changed in the flock after fifteen years. At their second reunion, secrets lurk at every corner and disaster strikes, upsetting the delicate balance of their new lives and thrusting their fate into unprepared wings. SEQUEL TO MR: THE AFTER YEARS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,009 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Max, Brigid D. - Complete
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This is Who We Are reviews
What happens when the whole Flock gets marked and Erik and Loren take some notice in Max but Fang gets VERY jealous and Max puts it off then Loren and Erik team up to steal Max as the LOVE slave, but remember Fangs 2% bird and VERY strong. FAX,STOEY
Crossover - Maximum Ride & House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010
Nothin' On You SongFic reviews
Fang and Max have had a rough past, but Fang writes a song to tell her it's all good. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Fang, Max