Pitareader
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Joined 01-16-10, id: 2218709, Profile Updated: 08-08-12
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

If your reading this then you must not have a life cause I know that I don't. But if you must read then fine, suit yourself.

Quick Bites (pathetic inside joke)

I live in Ghana West Africa but I'm not African, I am half Australian and half Scottish...I RULE!!

Hair: Use to be blonde but dyed it to red

Eyes: Bluey green eyes

Age: pick one, 16,17 or 18

Always random so they might come out in my stories (sorry)

Craziest person in the world along with my three best friends

Have 3 dogs, Holly, Chelsea and my biggets baby Samson or Sammy

Birthday: October something. It will be an international holiday just wait.

Style: Gothic punk , hate bright colours.

Fave colours: Midnight purple, blood red, royal blue and emerald green.

Music and Books are my life, mind and soul (can't say heart cause I wasn't born with one, another inside joke)

I make the biggest mistakes and always fucks up something every day but know that God will forgive me so he rules!!

I don't like Twilight, the books or the movies because they ruined the awesomeness of vampires, but I will write some Twilight fanfics with real dark human bloodsucking vampires...or not.

End Quick Bites...man I need a life...NOT!!!

Random Shit

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe, Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity, Past The Point Of No Return, Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, fictionfreak93,
gamingfreak95, DxS Phreak, Nikky Phantom of the Opera, Torgi Frin, Sydsas, fallenfaeangel, Mrs Optimus Prime, StarscreamFan, Mistress Megatron, ctanonymous, thedeathchandelier, sarah-muselvover-malfoy, Pitareader

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A- Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, SilverMoonArcher, Uchiha Kyori of the sand, LilMissWolfGirl,Bookworm290, Twilightholic-Tanya, Pitareader

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.(The group is Invertebrates and I'm Nematode)


"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel it"

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library"

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them"

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up"

"I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he hit me with his PURSE"

Iam the girl who will speak her mind no matter what others say. I am the girl that will ignore you if you insult me but insult my loved ones and you'll have hell to pay. I am the girl that when things get tense will make a lame ass joke. I am the girl that will accept you for who you are and won't judge. I am the girl that you can call at 2 in the morning just to talk or tell me something stupid. I am the girl that will make a fool out of myselfjust to make people laugh. I am the girl who is loud and always has a perverted joke 24/7. I am the girl who will dance in the ran. I am the girl that doesn't give a shit what people think about me. I am the girl that is proud of my mixed heratage. I am the girl that can't pass a math test to save her life. I am the girl that has a darker look on life but will always laughs. I am the girl who hates being girly and would rather spend money in a music store or book store then clothes or make-up. I am the girl that if I don't like you I won't pretend and will tell you. I am the girl that swears like a fish-muggas wife. I am the girl you can always trust to be by your side no matter what. I am the girl that will pick family and friends out of everything. I am the girl who you either hate or love.

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Tapestry of Deceit Part 2 by FP33 PoE99 reviews
This is our humble version of the final chapters for "Tapestry of Deceit" originally written by Lady Rosesong. The story of Erik, the mysterious and brooding Black Knight and Christine, the lonely servant girl, forced to portray her mistress in a web of deception when Erik comes to claim his promised bride. A sweeping tale of romance, mystery, vengeance and mistaken identity.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,604 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Erik, Christine, Raoul - Complete
A Rose in Winter by KittyPimms reviews
On one cold winter's eve, two broken souls meet through unfortunate circumstances. Erik must learn compassion, while Christine must overcome the fear the streets of Paris have instilled within her. E/C, Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 201,693 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
Destruction of Obsession by KittyPimms reviews
When Christine turns the Scorpion, her life is forever changed. Bound by the vows she makes before God, she struggles to embrace the life she has chosen, and learns that Erik is not the only monster in the world. E/C, Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,482 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Erik, Christine] - Complete
The Viking's Woman by LifeInkognito reviews
When her Irish Kingdom is attacked, Isabella is left with no choice but to marry the barbaric Viking Chieftain in order to protect her people. Age of Edward 2012 EXPANDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,548 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
You could be my unintended by sarah-muselover-malfoy reviews
Natalie Abou Chakra has lost everything. The war against Voldemort, her family and everything else. But then she meets the Deatheater Draco Malfoy and begins to feel a dark attraction towards him.Does he feel the same way or is this just a game?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Draco M., OC
Never Looked Back by DIANA-FANoFICTION4ever reviews
Draco is forced to do something horrible by his father.Will he be able to go through with it?And how will he coupe with life if he does? DISCLAIMER:ALL CREDIT GOES TO HER AWESOMNESS'JK ROWLING'SHE CREATED EVERYTHING,I EVEN LET HER TAKE THE STUFF I CREATED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Need You Now reviews
Three years after Breaking Dawn and Jacob wants to give up on life since he lost Bella. After saving a girl from a newborn feeding Jacob rethinks his love for Bella and finds out that this girl is not so normal as he might think. No Renesmee
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Jacob