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IN REMEMBRANCE OF SEVERUS SNAPE...

...A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor...

...without all that red and gold crap...

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF FRED WEASLEY...

...Who fought bravely to the very end...

...And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half...

...And will loyally await his best mate and brother...

...with many jokes...

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF DOBBY...

...Who was more free and full of love...

...than any other elf, and most humans.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF REMUS J. LUPIN...

...the last real Marauder...

...who was not just a wonderful father...

...an incredible husband and brave hero...

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF NYMPHADORA TONKS...

...who died for 'the greater good'...

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF ALASTOR 'MAD-EYE' MOODY...

...who's motto 'CONSTANT VIGILANCE' kept him alive...

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF COLIN CREEVEY...

...who we really didn't know too well...

...but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war...

...so he must've done something good...

...besides stalking Harry.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF HEDWIG...

...Harry's first actual friend...

...who lived and died soaring.

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF VOLDEMORT...

..who was heartless and evil...

..but the most badass villain the world has seen in awhile..

..who seemed to think a one year old was threatening him...

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF CEDRIC DIGGORY...

..who died for being at the wrong place at the wrong time..

..and who shall forever be the spirit of what Hufflepuff stood for..

...IN REMEMBRANCE OF ALBUS DUMBLEDORE...

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing..

..IN REMEMBRANCE OF BELLATRIX LESTRANGE..

..totally crazy, not to mention totally heartless..

..but she makes a pretty incredible villain..

..her laughing would sound amazing when you think about it..

..IN REMEMBRANCE OF LILY AND JAMES POTTER..

..who seemed to be enemies in school..

..but then they end up married..

..and they died protecting their son from a lunatic that felt a one year was threatening him..

..IN REMEMBRANCE OF SIRIUS BLACK..

..who was considered a mass-murderer..

..and was pretty reckless..

..you know, I can't think of anything else to say..

..Sirius Black lived and died doing what he said he would do..

..for his friends...

For those of us who think too much(got this off cr8grl's profile)

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”

Watson said: "I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a moment: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? - What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a moment then spoke: "Someone has stolen our tent."

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Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,279 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Reading Reid by BlueSunflower reviews
Hotch and Morgan discuss the soon-to-be newest addition to the BAU. Pre-series.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 198 - Published: 9/17/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Death Is Nothing To Sing About by SSAEmilyHotchner reviews
When three deaths at McKinley High School seem to be the work of a serial killer, who do the Lima Police call? No, not Ghostbusters. The BAU!
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2010 - E. Prentiss, Will S. - Complete
Hunger by Eligent reviews
What can make you change everything you are and turn you into something you never thought you'd be? When someone is coming for one of your own, your whole team hurts, which the BAU painfully learns as an unsub seeks revenge in the deadliest way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,684 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Little Boy Lost by Eligent reviews
The team is called out to find a serial kidnapper and murderer who targets young boys. But how far will the unsub go to find out what the team knows about him? And how far will one agent go to save a lost boy?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - S. Reid - Complete