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Joined 12-12-10, id: 2653749, Profile Updated: 11-07-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey everybody,

I'm just a dude..I graduated high school. I play the drums, mostly punk and screamo. I'm a stoner who likes to chill and have a good time every once in awhile. I never used to read fanfiction all that much. I only remember reading a Fruits Basket one like 3 years ago. Then, I discovered yaoi =) and I began reading yaoi fanfiction and learning about pairings and such. I am a juggalo, and as far as I know the only juggalo where I live that is into anime, fanfiction, cosplay, and yaoi. I might start writing with a friend of mine but what we really wanna do is create videos of yaoi fanfictions that we like (with the authors consent of course cuz they are nice enough to write the stories in the first place =P) and start putting them on youtube. We both feel there arent enough actual skit/short movie type videos, theres just slideshows and music videos. Anyway, fanfiction.net kicks ass and I hope to read as many stories as possible and review and make friends and all that awesome shtuff ^_^

Sooooo, yea we'll see how it goes, WHOOP WHOOP! much clown love to all!

-StaticBunny

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Sinning on Sunday by rAiNwAtEr reviews
Sasuke was well aware that he was surrounded by his fellow classmates while they listened to morning Mass. He was also aware of his growing arousal as he stared at the blond a few pews ahead of him. Sas/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,994 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Blood of the Immortal by SakuraMinamino reviews
Naruto is Konoha's worst punk/prankster, so it's obvious he would accept a dare to go into an abandoned mansion. But with an unfortunate run in with the mansion's owner has Naruto involved in a centuries old war. Which side will he choose? Or are the sides a lot more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,767 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/2/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Gaara - Complete
Not Just Another Fake Boyfriend Story by SoapMaster reviews
Sasuke Uchiha's life was never normal. Neither was Naruto Uzumaki's. But as soon as Sasuke made that proposition, things started going to hell. Warnings: mental disease, sexual assault, alcoholism, and organized crime. NaruSasuNaru with side pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,187 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 11/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
This Dull Life of Ours by Natsuna-chan reviews
Sasuke is only looking for one thing; to end his life. That is until he meets the new kid Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto just moved to a new place and has just started a new school. There he meets Sasuke Uchiha. Rated M for cursing and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
What lies within by CharmedSasuke101 reviews
NARU/SASU sasuke and naruto are two different people. sasuke's an outcast and naruto's the popular jock. these two hate each other, but what happens when these two are paired up and both thier dark secrets are revealed. warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 236,741 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Always by PMK nut reviews
AU. NaruSasu. Students living in a dorm, Sasuke is an unwilling male prostitute, dating Naruto. They live with their friends in a school dormitory and have a pretty normal life, expect when Sasuke's clients come into the equation. Lots of lemons! Ch.1-4 Redone. Fin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,802 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Day In, Day Out by HowDoYouDoop reviews
In a busy city Uchiha Sasuke is a slave watching the world of the free pass by him. One day a young man stops at his window and strikes up a conversation. Talking is all well and good, but what can this blonde haired, blue eyed stranger do for Sasuke? ((TW:rape))
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Altered States by VioletWylde reviews
Sasuke knew how he felt about Naruto, but fear kept him from acting. What happens when those fears are locked away? When suppressed feelings are allowed to surface? A mysterious extra credit assignment may provide opportunity. AU. Yaoi. Lemons & language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,266 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Now You Know by bendita15 reviews
A person who is being battered by a partner will leave an average of seven times before leaving permanently or being murdered. I don't own Naruto or gain profit from writing this. Abuse, violence, suicide, murder. OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Accidents Change People by Monounoke reviews
Sasuke finally got the guts to ask him out, but when he does so, his dobe goes into a coma. What happens when he wakes up and where does it take their relationship? SasuxNaru, rated M for later chapters. Now being EDITED, as is muchly needed O O
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,438 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Goodbye, Sasuke by furubarox2 reviews
Naruto is slipping faster than Sasuke can get to him. Warning: Mutilating of skin, Eventual Lemon Serious now, but the mood will lighten up eventually. My first story, so please be as mean as you want.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
High Times with Sasuke and Naruto by sasunaruyaoiluvr4eva reviews
"Damn," said Sasuke, coughing up thick smoke, passing the blunt back to Naruto. "Riiiiiiiiiiiight?" said Naruto, taking another drag off the blunt. ***RATED M FOR STONEY ADVENTURES AND LANGUAGE **NOT YAOI-sorry
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
For Naruto, Whenever I May Find Him by kakenshin-sensei reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a cold, bitter teen who has closed himself off from the rest of the world. When a certain blond enters his life, however, he begins to open up once again. High School, AU, NaruxSasu, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 280,610 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love: Discovered by SoapMaster reviews
Naruto heard something he wasn't supposed to hear. How will he react to Sasuke's confession? Note: Currently being rewritten. SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,114 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternal Love by Izchicuautli reviews
"When people were in love, things tended to become more bearable. But when it was unrequited, well, everything becomes even more unbearable. And that was Naruto's case." Story has been edited as of May 2017.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want You NowAnd Forever A sasunaru Story by DamnedDaughter reviews
sasuke and naruto are best friends but 1 drunken night and a drunken confession can change alot. how long will their relationship stay secret from the right people? this story can also be found on my quizilla account
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Lonely Stoner reviews
Sasuke sits alone in his room... again. That is, until a strange new friend appears. M for language, drug use and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I'm Alright reviews
Sasuke's finally had enough. Rated M for language, abuse and suicide to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete