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Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 532,095 - Reviews: 8591 - Favs: 11,787 - Follows: 14,230 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P.
The Black Apple by TokehGecko reviews
"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,423 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hamura Ō.
A Third Path to the Future by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 1,755,851 - Reviews: 5801 - Favs: 9,940 - Follows: 9,854 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Harry P., J. Grey/Marvel Girl/Phoenix
One Punch Wizard by MrWriterWriter reviews
When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,773 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 4,719 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Harry P., Saitama
Re:Gamer by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 127 - Words: 433,837 - Reviews: 5547 - Favs: 4,171 - Follows: 4,295 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Naruto U.
Ichigo In A World Of Women by StringDman reviews
When Ichigo Meets Rukia, She Gives Him Her Powers And He Becomes A Soul Reaper. One Problem Though, He's The First And Only Male Soul Reaper Ever In Existence. How Will Things Play Out For Ichigo In This New World For Him As He Tries To Battle To Protect His Family, His Friends, His Town, And His Virginity. M For language, Violence, Nudity, Lemons, OOC, AU. Possible Mass Harem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,897 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 1/10/2017 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., K. Urahara, S. Aizen
Soul Scars by Rtnwriter reviews
What's a girl to do when somewhere out there, there's a boy and every scar he gets appears on her body? When he's being abused? Hermione Granger, for one, is determined to find him and save him. Fourth Year. There's a big event at Hogwarts this year. The DOM is interested in the bonded. Darkness looms, old enemies return to haunt them and new foes make life more difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 577,873 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 3,518 - Follows: 4,773 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/23/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Reincarnation (Re-Write) by Lord Traya reviews
Harry James Potter sat in the Headmaster's chair at Hogwarts with a ring on his fingers, a wand in his hand and a cloak wrapped around him, slowly he closed his eyes, and the next thing he knew a blonde bombshell of a woman and a massive black haired, blue eyed man were calling him their son. Worst of all, he had this need to shit, cry and eat at the same time. All the time!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,818 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 4,966 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Harry P., Daenerys T., Jon S., Aegon T.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9436 - Favs: 13,335 - Follows: 12,558 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4446 - Favs: 10,677 - Follows: 13,043 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 2939 - Favs: 7,048 - Follows: 7,886 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Carpe Noctem by LeEspionage reviews
When Voldemort died at the Battle of Hogwarts, nothing had prepared him to reawaken as Tom Riddle circa 1943, rid of his madness but left with a gnawing sense of defeat. Things may have gone wrong the first time around, but Tom vowed not to let the course of history run unchanged. He could do better, and this time... no one would stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,255 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Tom R. Jr.
The Osculation Incident by Cassiopeia's reviews
"Amy knows he likes their connection of minds and only that. If he ever wanted to have a physical relationship with another human being he would want it with a woman with different features and sexual attributes than Amy's." Takes place during and after 04x021 "The Agreement Dissection" and goes from there.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] Bernadette, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu reviews
Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! I OWN NOTHING!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 170,554 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 8,683 - Follows: 9,097 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Mikoto U., Kushina U.
For Lack of a Bezoar by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Canon Divergence from HBP. When Harry fails to save Ron's life in Slughorn's office, he and Hermione are thrust into a search for answers. But the path is thornier than either of them could have possibly imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,032 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/16/2018 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 13,053 - Follows: 13,061 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
Imprisoned Realm by LoveHP reviews
A trap during the Horcrux hunt sends Harry into a dimension where war has raged for 28 years. Harry must not only protect himself from Voldemort, but also from a rising new Dark Lord, the evil Ministry, a war-hardened Dumbledore... and himself. Will he find his way back home to finish his own war? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 324,867 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 7/6/2018 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Specialisation is for insects by Delgardo reviews
A story where Sheldon expands his horizons with Penny's help, becoming more confident and Dominant which appeals to Penny's submissive side. Shenny Erotic / kink fanfic #Sheldon #Penny #Shenny #DomSheldon #SubPenny #kink #relationship #SheldonTriumphant Started 18th Nov 2017. Finished 21 April 2018.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 92 - Words: 109,672 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 1/27/2018 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 7,616 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Sticky Situations at Shell Cottage by Elven Sorcerer reviews
After an exhausting month at work, Fleur was ready to enjoy the holiday with her husband until a sudden emergency call comes and an unexpected guest appears at her doorstep, derailing her whole life. Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 10/5/2017 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Non-Committal Justification by Tuesday Pajamas reviews
When Sheldon seems to develop a physical reaction to the break-up of his relationship, Penny is more interested in helping him than sorting out her own. Set after the Season 8 finale, 'The Commitment Determination.' *shenny*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,012 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2555 - Favs: 11,036 - Follows: 6,901 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Unexpected Twist by ramasioti100 reviews
After losing the Indigo League in Kanto, Ash prepares himself to train on his own to be ready for the Silver Conference in Johto. However, Ash receives help to improve that he would have never first expected. But who is he to complain about it, when there's only pros and no cons?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,019 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 5/27/2017 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Lorelei/Canna] - Complete
The Amalgamation Agreement by TheUnrealInsomniac reviews
'Don't think of it as a marriage contract, I don't! It makes it easier- think of it as ... an amalgamation agreement. Makes it sound less complicated.' Harry/Daphne. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,739 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 243,394 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 5,580 - Follows: 6,206 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Next Generation by whackybiscuit reviews
Thanks to a blunder by Kurotsuchi, all of the men in the Soul Society have been rendered sterile, with just one exception. Now Ichigo finds himself in the uncomfortable position of having to father the next generation of Soul Reapers. IchigoXSWA. COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,037 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Progeniture Conundrum by Daedaleopsis reviews
Penny and the guys can't believe it when Sheldon receives a court order to take a paternity test. Is this the reason he's always been so close-mouthed about his past? The truth is stranger than any of them could have imagined.  *Shenny*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,265 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/8/2016 - Sheldon C., Penny, OC - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 5,491 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
And In The Darkness Bind Them by EpikalStorms reviews
He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,204 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 5,132 - Follows: 6,337 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn, Boromir, Legolas
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Doctor Cooper Accidental Sweater Seduction by OrsonWells reviews
I can not explain it, all you need to know is that it is rated M and it's Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Harry Potter and the Best Man's Job by Scott the Wanderer reviews
Harry was asked to be the Best Man for Remus and Bill in a double wedding. The problem? They didn't tell him that the Best Man has an important function in Traditional Wizarding Weddings. Minor AU. Please R&R with open mind
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,414 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/14/2015 - [Fleur D., Harry P., N. Tonks]
Purebloods and Their Tedious Traditions by Argo0 reviews
Before Harry can get rid of many of the irrelevant traditions that hinder the magical world, first he must embrace them. Harry/Narcissa/Daphne. Contains smut and a little bit of Ginny bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Harry P., Narcissa M., Daphne G. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 242 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pon Farr Hypothesis by Zenkindoflove reviews
Shenny AU. Starting with the pilot. Sheldon thought a homo novus was immune to seduction and physical allure. But when a beautiful, mouthy neighbor elicits new sensations in him, Sheldon must discover a novel side of himself he never anticipated.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 120,658 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,571 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,774 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Bon Voyage Parenthesis by Tuesday Pajamas reviews
Sheldon uncovers something about Penny that surprises him. So while Leonard is away researching gravitation radiation, Sheldon and Penny work on their own theory of relativity. Are they just resuming their friendship? Or could it mean more? Takes place after 'The Bon Voyage Reaction'. *shenny*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,299 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 5/26/2015 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Big Brother is Listening to You by Holz9364 reviews
A new show on the Wizarding Wireless Network launches 5 years after the final battle. It will place 10 'celebrities' in a house together for 2 months. Friendships and romances will blossom, but rivalries threaten to rip them apart. Who will win 'Listen-In' and the prize of a thousand galleons that comes with it? AU post-DH, Rated M for language, sexual and sensitive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,729 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35034 - Favs: 24,958 - Follows: 18,631 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 7,763 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5670 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 4,766 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Heterochromic by Webdog177 reviews
Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 560 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4684 - Favs: 6,965 - Follows: 7,689 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
By Any Other Name by WellPlayedPenny reviews
In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,726 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
DUEL by fantasy1290 reviews
What if when Draco challenged Harry to a duel at the beginning of first year it had a lot more significance then either realized? A duel not only for bragging rights but for injustice and eventual love. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 330,761 - Reviews: 2764 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 4,359 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Susan B.] - Complete
Bundle of Joy by Risknight reviews
Positive. Of course it was positive. Negative means everything stays the same. Positive means Penny is in deep, deep trouble.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,570 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,451 - Follows: 7,917 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Douglas Adams Resolution by Risknight reviews
Sheldon, Penny, a couple of towels and the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11174 - Favs: 7,676 - Follows: 6,848 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Stepping out from a Shadow by 92fireDemon reviews
With the world tournament coming up, Cynthia learns of a mysterious trainer sparking her curiosity. Mainly game-verse, elements form the anime and manga will make it in. I moved the rating up to M, to be on the safe side. The first few chapters are definitely the weakest so please do bear with it and read on. Also first fanfic yeah!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,274 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Red, Cynthia/Shirona - Complete
Locker Room by ChampionOfKratos reviews
During his fifth year the Chaser Trio from his Quiditch team realize how cruel they had been acting to Harry and decide to make it up to him. WARNING: Lemon (don't like then don't read), PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 320 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Harry P., Katie B., Alicia S., Angelina J.] - Complete
Desire Unleashed by Testing1234567 reviews
Cynthia never needed a man to feel fulfilled. Until now. *Strong Adult Themes*
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 214 - Published: 3/21/2014 - [Cynthia/Shirona, Ash K./Satoshi] - Complete
21 Days by wolfofsheep reviews
The Tallex Cormus asteroid is headed for Earth. There are only 21 days left until the annihilation of life, itself. With Leonard off to New Jersey and Penny with only a quarter of a tank of gas, Sheldon must find a way to Texas to see his family one last time... with Penny as a companion. Shenny story. Rated M for MANY MANY things. (smiles)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,329 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Heterochromia Canine Supervision by wolfofsheep reviews
Penny's looking after a friend's puppy and things get a bit complicated...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Rewriting History by Risknight reviews
Someone (I cannot remember who) asked me once what I thought Penny would be like as a mom. As any mom can tell you, it completely changes your world around. So, welcome to a 'verse where Penny has a daughter, and Sheldon doesn't have a chance.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,168 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny, OC - Complete
Multitude by Risknight reviews
If I summarize this story, I give away the surprise. But I think we can all agree that Sheldon shouldn't be allowed to play with chemicals. Ever.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 10,866 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Potter Family Chronicles by Prefect Potter reviews
When Daphne expresses her insecurities, Harry decides to prove to her that she's just as wonderful and sexy as the day he married her. He didn't expect his two teenage daughters and his wife's best friend to want the same treatment. Warnings inside. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,742 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Leap of Faith by WellPlayedPenny reviews
Penny needs a change and decides to go to her whack-a-doodle neighbor for help. While assisting in the effort to 'better' her Sheldon unexpectedly discovers what life is all about.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,213 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Dissolve by tx-fictionqueen reviews
Sheldon slowly digresses into old, destructive habits when his brother, George Jr., comes to visit for the summer. Penny promised Leonard she would look after his roommate when he embarked on his North Sea expedition. But not even she is prepared for the reveal of the darker side of Sheldon Cooper and how it will effect their relationship. *Rated M for sexual content and violence.*
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,662 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11211 - Favs: 14,839 - Follows: 9,956 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Shenny Alphabet by BeyondTheVeilOfShadows reviews
The title speaks for itself. :) Shenny fic. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Reach for the Gun by muaaimoi reviews
Deviates from " The Habitation Configuration". When Sheldon goes to talk to Penny about girls, there's an attempt at armed robbery. Shenny as always. Keep this in mind if you plan to click on it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 5,906 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Home Alone by muaaimoi reviews
A little after the beginning of the beta test relationship, Leonard get's offered a position in England and it comes to an end. So Penny's left in Pasadena with only Sheldon as her geeky neighbor. Shenny, wish fulfillment fic for season five. Give it a try!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Supersymmetry Revelation by Tuesday Pajamas reviews
When something unexpected happens between Sheldon and Penny, his lack of reaction has her deeply puzzled. Soon she discovers, how true love and true physics converge and her life is changed forever.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,817 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7966 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 5,659 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Night Life by muaaimoi reviews
The arctic betrayal happens a few years earlier. Penny breaks up with Kurt right after they move to Pasadena. Penny and Sheldon find themselves as neighbors in L.A. It's a miracle this plot Bunny didn't end up in the Abyss. Why not give it a go? S/P, romantically inclined friendship? Read into it what you will.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
A Curse of Truth by butalearner reviews
An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,847 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Daphne G. - Complete
The Theory of Relativity by SRWriting34 reviews
After Howard and Bernadette's wedding, Penny must face some hard truths and do some growing up of her own. Easier said than done. A series of unfortunate events can lead to the most fortunate of outcomes. S/P, L/A, H/B canon compliant.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,160 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Daily Occurrences by WellPlayedPenny reviews
Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 296,845 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Secrets by Risknight reviews
You know that "one lab accident away from being a super villain" theory of Leonard's? What if it happened?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
New Beginnings by banana.x.phone reviews
Sheldon wins his Nobel Prize. Penny comes back to Pasadena to congratulate and celebrate. Everything has changed, was it for the better? Post Season 5, AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,869 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
MeeMaw Knows Best by MrsFlanigan reviews
When Sheldon's beloved MeeMaw decides to visit, she notices her Moonpie's behavior regarding Amy his "girlfriend" and Penny his "best friend" and Sheldon questions if MeeMaw really does know best. Shenny. Rated M for later Chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,095 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4173 - Favs: 7,736 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pandora's Box by Lizwontcry reviews
After he asks her for advice on how to take his relationship with Amy to the next level, Sheldon and Penny are drawn to each other. How far will they take their attraction, and how much will it cost them?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,595 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Penny, Sheldon C.] Leonard H., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The Apocalypse Realization by MarieofIlledra reviews
In a casual conversation about the zombie apocalypse, Leonard realizes something about the relationship between his ex and his roommate.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Browncoat Revelation by Ultrawoman reviews
Sheldon had no idea that Penny shares one of his greatest passions, and when he finds out, it leads to a closeness neither could have imagined possible! Early/Mid Season 5, Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The News Article Significance by SRWriting34 reviews
Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 195,634 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Inverted Disposition Dare by Trisha Uchiha reviews
Written for Jislane. The gang vote in favor of daring Sheldon and Penny to switch roles for a day. When they become aware that they miss what makes them who they are, they realize their attraction for one another. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Threat of Change by NightlyBlueDemons reviews
The arrival of Sheldon's brother George forces him to realise that maybe he's not as immune to the female sex as he had thought. Could Mrs Cooper's dreams finally be coming true? Shenny pairing of course .
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Proverbial Itch by MrsFlanigan reviews
Penny's frustrated and Sheldon only makes it worse. Until she catches him proving he is human after all. OOC for Sheldon but that's part of the fun. Reviews and comments welcome.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,792 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Unspeakable Things by Darth Marrs reviews
Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 242,047 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 5,839 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eligible Bachelor for the Holidays by MyOwnStar reviews
The guys participate in a Holiday Fundraiser Bachelor Auction for the university and Sheldon is less than interested. What happens when he's actually got a winning bidder? Just a sweet, one shot fluff for the holidays. R&R and ENJOY IT! Very Shenny!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Pretend Affairs by ThirteenStrikes reviews
A simple misunderstanding with a new hospital donor puts Cameron and Thirteen in a very awkward situation.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,513 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Assets Ogling by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Otherwise known as 5 Times Sheldon Checked Out Penny Before She Finally Did Something About It. Consider this a just for fun pick-me-up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,191 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Amphetamine Phenylethylamine Effect by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sheldon, Junior by Trbl reviews
Hanabi's 'Sheldon Wants A Baby' Challenge. I saw this and was instantly inspired. Just a silly little oneshot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 82 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Reforging The Past by Paladeus reviews
Naruto and Hinata go back in time with Kyuubi's help when she realizes she's about to die, which would also kill Naruto. In the process, they become Hanyou and they begin building up their comrades to fight the horrors to come.Naru/Hina/Ino/FemHaku/FemKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 197,147 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
The Caper Continuum by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,677 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Plan by TempestJo reviews
Sheldon finds the secret to attracting Beautiful women and decides to try it out on the most beautiful woman he knows, the one he's had a secret crush on ever since she moved in across the hall...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Upside Down by TempestJo reviews
It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Prank Wars by Eternal Contradiction reviews
It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Mother In Law's Love by Perspicacity reviews
Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,613 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W., Molly W., Voldemort - Complete
The Captain Morgan Culmination by EvenAngelsFall22 reviews
It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,512 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Searching For The Power by GinnyMyLove reviews
Hermione is told Love might be the Power-He-Knows-Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost. Be Warned of some R/Hr until chpt 20 but skipping those chapters means missing out on H/Hr/G goodness. This is rated MATURE for ADULT CONTENT. Harry/Many
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 573,420 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Natural Selection Examination by lyrisca reviews
Drunk and disillusioned by her dating options following her break-up with Leonard, Penny comes home from the club early and decides to hang out with Sheldon for the night. Things get weird. Very, very weird...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Hysteria Nomenclature by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Okay, so they're together. Now what?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Sleeping Circumstance by Daydreaming-with-ink reviews
An account of the many times Penny and Sheldon have slept together, in all sorts of lovely ways...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,364 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,909 - Follows: 5,019 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Galahad Principle by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C.
The Naked Truth Reciprocation by Chezzles.ze.Great reviews
After a few weeks trying to reconcile with the fact Sheldon has seen her completely naked, she confronts him with an ultimatum: bare it all or live with the consequences. Unexpectedly, her demands cause something entirely different to surface.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,129 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Burrowing Wood Tick Analogy by kmd5133 reviews
This is my very special Christmas episode in my AU of S/P. It follows about a month after what happens in my previous stories The Vestigial Organ Recall & The Aesop Continuum , although you don't need to read those to follow this one. Enjoy!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14440 - Favs: 21,985 - Follows: 8,840 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Aesop Continuum by kmd5133 reviews
Sequel to The Vestigial Organ Recall. What happens when Sheldon returns home after his emergency appendectomy.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Vestigial Organ Recall by kmd5133 reviews
Sheldon gets sick. The guys bail on him, so it's Penny to the rescue
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,246 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Goldilocks Hypothesis by kmd5133 reviews
The guys are returning home from the Arctic and Penny is excited about their return. a/n Originally started as a one shot, but needed a tidier bow. Thanks for the props!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3873 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 5,776 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Potted Orchid Proposition by R.J. Anderson reviews
Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - [Sheldon C., Penny] - Complete
What The Eyes Can't See by Platinumsabr reviews
One and a half years after the epic adventures in Hueco Mundo, one seemingly forgotten friend struggles with feelings of inadequacy. What will happen on the road to greatness? Angst, WAFF, M/F, Multi-Pairing. Lemon Warning. Reviews always appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,575 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The closet of Doom by Plush Panda reviews
Because there isn't enough drama and the supply closet should be used for something. According to House anyway. Eventual Cameron/Thirteen.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The Reverse Pygmalion Paradox by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,792 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,091 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 2,884 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 2,793 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,760 - Follows: 980 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by ExcalibursZone reviews
Erin Potter is loved by her parents Harry and Hermione and they've provided every possible happiness to her, except one: They were married one year after she was born and the years before that are mysteriously kept quiet. What are her parents hiding?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,088 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete