![]() yo yo its me martin(duh) im really into reading lots of series so far i have conquered: the inheritence cycle, the artemis fowl series ,percy jackson and the olympians,the chronicles of vladmir todd , maximum ride alex rider, harry potter im a proud saphiraxgreenie eragonxarya ,nasuadaxmurtaugh supporter Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door. Being mature is overrated. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide! "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Max and Fang should confess their love for each other, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its OK to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? -Bring -Bring -Bring -Bring, Bring, Bring!! -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If youhave a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. And a different version: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." |