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Accidental Drag Queen & the Undercover Detective by T. Fowler reviews
Jonathan Crane escaped from Arkham and started a new life in Chicago. Then was forced to start over yet again. Bruce Wayne goes undercover to bring him back to justice. Wayne/Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,061 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 3/31/2010 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Endings and Eternities by lks358 reviews
The Dimension Cannon doesn't work, and Rose is left stranded in Pete's World. Heartbroken and defeated, she decides that a long trip is just what she needs, and she soon finds herself in the small coastal town of Broadchurch. Crossover with Broadchurch.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Broadchurch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,129 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
Paving The Way by xXdreameaterXx reviews
The 12th Doctor and Clara have issues after the Doctor's regeneration but they are both trying to resolve them. Lots of fights, odd behaviour and uncomfortable situations. Clara feels like the new Doctor is pushing her away and gets mad more often than she wants to. Rated M for adult themes, just to be save. 12/Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
And In The End, It Was No Choice At All by Midnight's Violet Haze reviews
Or five times Thor chose Loki over a girl and then one time he chose Loki. Thorki, Thor/Loki. R&R Please. - TW for discussions of rape of a main character in chapter 5.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Thor, Loki] Jane F., Sif - Complete
Amaranth and Ivy by black.k.kat reviews
Sequel to Golden Apples and Norse Gods. Five times Ianto surprised the Avengers, and one time they surprised him.
Crossover - Torchwood & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Jack H., Ianto J., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Yes, sire by HellPhoenix reviews
Merlin Emrys has been sent away to live with his uncle because of problems at school, but at his first day in Camelot High, he gets into new trouble. This trouble in particular has a name: Arthur Pendragon. AU, slash, rated M for later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,073 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Claimed by TaraJo reviews
Harry is investigating a crime when he crashes right in the middle of the Veela mating party. Five Veelas are very interested in Harry and already have him cornered, when one surprisingly familiar person jumps in for a rescue. Veela fic, possessive/protective/jealous!Draco, reluctant!Harry, referee!Narcissa, top!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 166 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sucker by Torres-Rio reviews
When Hermione finally spoke; her voice was breathless and barely audible over the sudden whispers that filled the entire hall, "well, you don't see that every day, do you?" H/D Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A mile in my shoes by nutmeg17 reviews
HS AU. Am I evil? No, well at least I don't think so. Am I a pervert? No, though once again that seems to be a matter of opinion. Am I an adult? Can I vote, legally drink? No, I'm seventeen, I'm a school boy, a Christian and I'm gay, I know tell me about.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,849 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Don't Knock It Till You've Tried It by ivydevoss reviews
AU: Castiel lives the life of an introvert, affectionately tolerated by his large and wacky family, until the new neighbor boy arrives and turns everything upside down and inside out. [Companion piece to "Schubert and Schumann and Lapsang Souchong"]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,759 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bedside Manner by megyal reviews
Healer Malfoy is brilliant, but kind of horrible with patients. And Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Good Many Family Trees Are Shady by black.k.kat reviews
Or, five times Ianto Jones called Mycroft Holmes 'Tad', and one time Mycroft called Ianto 'Son.'
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Ianto J., Mycroft H. - Complete
No, He Can't Read My Poker Face by HigherMagic reviews
It's a Masquerade Ball. Normally something Castiel would want to avoid – too many people getting drunk while taking part in the total lack of inhibitions that a mask can give them. The last part, well, Castiel intends to take full advantage of.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,138 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
On Your Side by Briony8869 reviews
Season 7 fic. Castiel has emerged with some new experiences after his time spent at the bottom of a lake and in the care of Daphne Allen. Dean has to deal with unexpected attention whilst he tries to sort out yet another end of the world.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Lessons Learned by QueenofOld reviews
Professor James Logan Howlett is known as one of the toughest professors on campus, but when a new freshman named Marie decides that she's up for his challenges, he realizes that he may have met his match both inside of the classroom and out. Grade conflicts, battles of wit and late night tutoring sessions set the stage for an intense, forbidden affair. AU Rogan!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Bad Timing by Briony8869 reviews
High School AU - Dean Winchester is kind of sucking at this whole high school thing, unlike his little brother who basically just wins at life. He decides to try to make things better for himself by dating the super foxy Anna, but he finds that he's awkwardly entranced by her little brother.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,474 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
He Could Do This Really by Kichi Hisaki reviews
Avenger!Kink prompt: 'Tony had finally interrupted him and told him that it was okay, he did the no-strings-attached thing a lot. "I'm kinda famous for it, actually," he joked. The Captain had smiled, embarrassed, and headed upstairs to clean up. After he was long gone, Tony tried to tell himself that it was okay.' Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Like a Rock in a Stormy Sea by emeralddragonchild reviews
The first time Jim Kirk ever meets a Vulcan, it's on the day of his mother's wedding ceremony. Spock/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Bonds of Children by Reigen Doki reviews
Child AU. Spock and Jim were always the ones to choose their own destinies. Even when the universe was trying to choose for them. I think the implication that there is at least a little Kirk/Spock here is obvious. Rated for safety. Genres are hard...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/20/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tension by Ms. Catnip
It started the same way nearly all of their interactions ended. With a pointless argument neither could remember the beginning to, and likewise had no desire to back down from. Sam Flynn/Dillinger Jr
Tron - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Edward Dillinger Jr., Sam Flynn - Complete
Extra Terrestrial by kaitouahiru reviews
Saved from Azazel by a stranger named Castiel and left with a brand on his shoulder that had branded him as Castiel's soul mate, Dean's not sure what to think of the being that he's calling an alien that suddenly appeared on Earth. AU Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,720 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by SidewaysCope reviews
Dean Winchester is in a long term relationship with doubts but everything seems to change and become oh so much more complicated once he meets a certain blue eyed man. Dean/Castiel SMUT most probably Update TBD
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
The Plan by Jonsdottir reviews
Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
An Unexpected Bonus by Arthur Poutdragon
He didn't expect Sam Flynn to be the one his discreet contacts hooked him up with, given that he was trying to keep this a secret from Sam Flynn. For a request on the Tron kinkmeme that asked for Sam/Junior bloodletting. Sam/Ed Dillinger Jr., bloodplay.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Edward Dillinger Jr., Sam Flynn - Complete
Fantasy by Arthur Poutdragon
Sam Flynn has grown up well. For a request on the Tron kinkmeme that asked for Junior fantasizing over Sam. Junior solo, imagined and implied Sam/Ed Dillinger Jr.
Tron - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Edward Dillinger Jr., Sam Flynn - Complete
Sweet Tyranny by zeppx reviews
Instead of a summary you get the prompt that sprung this fic. "Give me a Dean/Cas AU. I want a firefighter Dean, teacher Cas…throw in some Gabriel, Jimmy, Anna, Sam/Jess and an adorable, vomit inducing child of theirs. Shake well and serve."
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,490 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Falling Dreams by joemoe93 reviews
The Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year of school after Voldemort's downfall. Harry tries to piece things back together after suffering memory loss. Post-DH, ignores epilogue. Here there be smut. Now complete. Prequel coming in near future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Crystal Clear by maple the wacky tree reviews
"What does Tamaki have that I lack?" Kyouya asked quietly. He didn't expect Haruhi to answer. Actually, he really didn't even mean to say that out loud. It just sort of escaped his lips before he could really think, something he tried to avoid doing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,820 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
This Wouldn't Happen in Jersey by LadyCizzle reviews
He was stranded on a dirt road, during a rainstorm, in the middle of nowhere with Steve. Could things get any worse. When you're Detective Danny Williams anything is possible. Steve/Danny Pairing
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Nineteen by skysedge reviews
Hair that had obviously been styled and then pulled out of place. Lips that were unmistakably swollen from kisses. It was clear, even to Kyon's fuzzy logic, that Koizumi was angry and more than a little upset. Itsukyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,400 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
Tale As Old As Time by Jesscah reviews
J/L - Set After the events of the Red Eye, Lisa's father goes missing. But, Jackson never expected Lisa to show up at his doorstep, trading her life for her father's. Themed after Disney's Beauty and the Beast :P
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,956 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
A Bump in the Night by DB2020 reviews
When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Possessive by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan Crane has never felt this way before. And he'd make sure the man who caused this feeling took full responsibility. Scarecrow x Wayne.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane] - Complete
The Accident by maipigen reviews
Starts out preseries and then goes into season 1. An accident changes the lives of the Fab 4 before Lily slept with Aaron, how will it affect V's future? A lot will change! Please R/R. First Chapter is the setup plz read chapter 2 before quitting; Thanks!
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,821 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
The Proposal by mattmetzger reviews
Jack proposes like a man. Ianto refuses like the oblivious. But he knows Jack will figure it out eventually. #71 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Maybe Someday by SaturnOolaa reviews
Things are different in University. But maybe not different enough. Post-series, Kyon/Haruhi, Kyon/Koizumi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,778 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Kyon, Itsuki K.
Merits of Marriage by darknessfollows reviews
Because Ohtori Kyouya and Fujioka Haruhi can't possibly have a normal happily ever after. One shots from their engagement and marriage following no particular order.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,389 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Bedside Manner by kelseymetro reviews
Malfoy's bedside manner is atrocious...but apparently only to patients. A one-shot that has been plaguing me for a while. AU Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Devil and His Nasty Parlor Tricks by ILoveToChin25 reviews
Harry Potter could never be certain why he had taken in Draco Malfoy like a stray cat off the streets, but in retrospect it seemed terribly simple and somehow inevitable. Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete