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Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Misc. Books.

Hellooo world of readers and writers and stuff...im bethan,

14 years old fiinaly!!!!

gotta lil sister and i live with my 'rents in a house durrr!!! ha!

favey colours are black, blue, purple, red

favey foods are cheesy doritos, chicken tikka masala, bagels, green apples, kiwi, strawberries, chocolate!

favey drinks are fizzy vimto, pepsi/coke, high juice, flavoured water

hobbies are, reading, hockey, singing, dancing, writing, texting an chatting

i guess you could say my personality was funny cuz i can crack my mates up, random cuz i say the randomest things at random times, stubborn, crazy, loveable, kind (haa)

one thing iv always remembered about my star sign is that, cuz im a saggitarius it sed YOU HAVE THE ABILTY TO CRACK A JOKE IN THE MIDDLE OF A TENSE CONVERSATION OR AT AN AWKWARD MOMENT TO BREAK THE TENSION and i thote yeh that is soooo wot i can do.

favey shows are, teen cribs, hit40Uk, waterloo road, a town called eureka, x factor, britians got talent, im a celeb get me outta here.

hers a load of things people mayor may not have done, i have done several...more than several...lots...more than lots...well... see for yourself!!!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

I didnt count but thats waaaay more than 60!! eeeep!!!! im so stoopid!!!!!!! XP x

Try this, it's quite entertaining XD

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Black and Gold - Sam Sparrow

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

Cancer- My chemical Romance (errrr im gonna get cancer!! NOOOOOOOOO)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY

Rock Steady - All saints (wot, im rock hard or sumat!)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL

Break your little heart - all time low (soooooo not true)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE

Not myself tonight - christina aguleria (I dont know wot to say to that...)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO

Nothin on you - B.O.B (so everyones...different?)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

So high - Eliza Doolitle (yeh, sounds abowt rite)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN

Save it for the bedroom - youmeatsix (and altho my mates will say its true, i strongly object)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)

Teenagers - my chemical romance (very true)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE

haven't met you yet - micheal buble (well maybe i havent)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY

whistle for the choir - the fratellis (err, i cant even whistle)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU

unfaithful - rihanna (Well...yeh i guess...)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

when i look at you - miley cyrus (awesum song, but i prefer nicole talmer's version, youtube it)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

she's so lovely - scouting for girls (awww thanks x)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS

U cant touch this - mc hammer (well i want em to be safe yeh, but i int protective!!)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

I don't believe you - pink (err...wtf?)

HOW WILL YOU DIE

New york - paloma faith (im gonna avoid new york then...)

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET

My bloody valentine - good charlotte (well im no murderer if thats wotcha thinkin!!)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

Tell me that you love me - victoria justice (yeh if the guy cant sing!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

I kissed a girl - katy perry (Yeh i'd cry if i ever did!)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

Jolly Holiday- disney (im gonna get married on holiday!)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

poppin champagne - all time low (if it hits me in the eye!)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU

keeps gettin better - christina aguleria (more n more peeps yay!!)

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

can't get over - september (err i'd get over the guy)

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT

promise this - chery cole (promises???)

Answer the following questions with the TITLE of the song.

What is my goal in life?:

creepin up the backstairs (haa without gettin cuaught!)

What is my best achievement so far?:

you're the reason (for what???????????)

How will I die?:

keep your hands off my girl (i'll beat sum1's gf up and get killed for it...interesting)

My epitaph will read:

Ordinary girl (...? oookay then)

My motto in life is:

crush crush crush (on all the guys you can! yepppp!!)

Last night I dreamt about:

Vampires will never hurt you (not true but oookay..)

The first thing I thought when I woke up was:

It's not about you (well if i was mad at th selfish person then yep thats probs true!)

Peoples' first impressions of me are:

Wieghtless (as if!!!!!!!!!!!!)

If I was made world leader, the first thing I'd do is:

Damned if I do ya (A remake of the song- my way?!!)

How would I describe myself?:

I don't love you (I dont love me?...but i doooooo!!)

My favourite past-time is:

Im too sexy for my shirt (woooooooop male stripper!!!!!!!!!!)

When I look in the mirror, I see:

Mayhem (haa wen i get up that is waaay true!!)

I feel like:

Oh My God (i doooooo! most of the time!!!)

Shuffle again. Now answer the questions with the FIRST LINE of each song.

I woke up this morning and said:

when I step on the scene, ya'll no me

While I was in the shower, I sang:

I don't wanna make a scene I don't wanna let you down

I missed my bus, and was so angry I shouted:

Youv'e got me poppin champagne

While I waited for the next one, some guy came up to me and said:

I dont wanna walk this earth if i gotta do it solo

When the bus arrived, the conductor told me:

Im gonna leave the day behind dontcha worry cuz im gonna ahve a real good time

By the time I arrived in town, I was thinking:

I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad

I saw someone I knew, so I waved to get their attention and called:

beggin beggin you putcha lovin down low baby

I went into a cafe and ordered:

you can't touch this, cant touch this, cant touch this, cant touch this, my my my

A charity worker asked me for a donation, and when I said no they said:

Your'e a jerk, I know, You're a jerk, I know,

Some guy started flirting with me, and said:

I drove my tractor through yer haystack last night, I threw my pitchfork at yer dog to keep it quiet

To which I replied:

well you done done me in yer bed i felt it, you were so hot that i melted

Then their girlfriend appeared and screamed at me:

I came to dance dance dance dance, i hit the floor cuz thats ma plans plans plans plans

But before I ran away, I yelled this in return:

oooohhhhhhooooo jack was nimble, jack he was quick jack jumped rite over the candlestick

I only just caught the bus in time, and sat down thinking:

this was never the way i planned, not my intentions

Some kids were playing their music really loud, so I turned round and said:

oh yeh yeh yeh, yeh yeh yeh, oh yeh yeh yeh, yeh yeh yeh, yeh yeh yeh oh yeh oh yeh oh yeh

Someone sent me a text which read:

I would have given you all of my heart, but thers someone whos torn it apart

As I walked home, I tripped over and banged my knee. It hurt so much I said:

Oh My God

I had a near-death experience because of it and God said to me:

Henrietta we got no flowers for you

Then he asked me what I wanted most and I said:

Look inside, look inside your tiny mind and then look at abit harder, im so uninspired, so sick and tired, its medival

When I got home, my cat said:

i gotta alot to say to you. yeh i got a lot to say

I went to bed, and the last thing I thought was:

Back when I was a child, before life removed all the innocence, my father would lift me high an as fo my mother and me and then spin me around

thats all...haaa, smiles, laughs and hugs,

time to go go go!!

time to go chill out with my mateys.

time to go drink and eat stuff

time to go talk

time to go rave to music

time to have funn!!

all my unconditional, random, mixed up love!

shout out to MILLY DRIVER, LAUREN STEWART CHARLIE COOK love you guys (to bits)

bye 4 now

retrochic6

bethan XOXOXOXOXO

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