Author has written 1 story for Matrix. I am a Reader first and foremost...But who would have thunk it... I actually can write too. ( and yes, I know thunk isn't a word. )Most people know me as the Big Bad Reviewer. Listen up, I just keep things real. I'm not gonna kiss ass and go with the flow. However I've decided to stop flaming. By that I mean that even when I get pissed, I won't resort to slamming the author themselves...unless warrented. Otherwise If you've got a lot of reviews and you don't deserve them...I'll let you know. If you make stupid mistakes, I'll let you know. And if you're story isn't living up to potential, I'll let you know. It's the downsize of freespeech, friends. You also have the right to have jerks like me review your stories. I'll never ever flame ( though people may take my harsh critisicms as flames ), but I won't kiss ass either. I call it like it is. If it's crap, I'll say it's crap. I'll tell you why, and that makes it not a flame. Get used to it. I borrowed this from a member named ThatBitch. It's pretty relevent, especially concerning Mary Sues. It's mostly what glares out at me when I read a bad fic: Violation of Tasteful Fanfic Laws and Statutes: ( ) You have a Mary Sue in your story. At the same time, I've decided to write a short list on How to NOT make a Mary Sue OC ( specifically for a Harry Potter fanfiction ) 1) Overwrought descriptions ( her hair was like a crystalline waterfall of prismic colors that flowed like along her back like the serene winds ) SUCK! K.I.S.S. Keep It Simple Stupid! If you're one of the few who recieves a review from me, consider yourself blessed, listen to my advice and try to ignore my harshness. One more thing. People seem to think that I hate Slash fics. Well guess what, you're right? You wanna know why? Well it has nothing to do with homosexual pairings ( even though I don't tolerate child/adult pairings ). You wanna know why I hate Slash. I hate Slash because without fail it is usually THE most poorly written stack of clap-trap in fanfiction land. Despite the fact that it's horribly out-of-character ( don't give me that bunk about how unless the Original Author maps out the entire sexual history of their character in a book, then anything goes ), most Slash fanfics are overly angst written, emotionally wraught and just plain insulting to any Reader worth his or her salt. Here's an example of your typical Harry Potter Slash fanfiction: Draco is sad. He finds Harry alone in the woods, who's also sad. They kiss, then they f&*k. Now they're happy. But they can't tell anyone because everyone else in the world is homophobic, so now they're sad again. Someone finds out and one of them commit suicide. The end. No joke, this is how about 95% of Slash fanfiction is written. Now I know that there are some good Slash fanfictions out there, but they're obliterated by the drowning number of crap out there, and I don't get to read them. Don't get me wrong, a lot of romance fanfiction ( even straight ones ) are garbage too, written by people who have no use for pen and paper ( or keyboard and screen ). However, people wanted to know why I seemed particularly adverse to Slash. And now you know. That's all I have to say about that. Now, more about me: Age: I'm not 25. I don't know where you got that idea. I'm actually 21 Fav Shows: Forensics, Law and Order, CSI, American Justice, Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Fav Authors: Max Berry, King, Robert Jordan, David & Leigh Eddings, Terry Brooks, Terry Goodkind, JK Rowling ( Yes... JK Rowling ) and Tom Clancy. Other Favs: Movies, Music, Anime, Cartoons and Reviewing. ( hee hee hee ) um... Yes I do have another account with a couple of stories in it. Search for 'Reader' under fido... They're in my favorites list anyway. My old email address was killed...and I forgot my old accounts password. Aint none of us perfect. One Last Note: I have quite an extensive favorite story and author list. This isn't because I like these people or are big fans of their all of their work. It's because these stories are good basically good and worth your time. My favorites list is up for YOUR benefit. Check out the stories I have there. ( Except for mine, of course. ). These stories are what I consider to be some of the best in this section. Of course, one man's trash is another person's treasure. ANONYMOUS REVIEWS RULE!!! Feel free to email me, but if you ask me to review your stuff, be warned, I WILL NOT GO EASY ON YOU. I have written several stories on both ff.net and fictionalley and believe me or not, they have gotten rave reviews. However they are not on my list, and I won't tell you which they are ( I wrote them under different names in a different style ). WHY? Simply because there are those who hold a grudge against MY reviews. So, I won't have them take their revenge on my stories, which just about everyone agrees are original, exciting, and technically sound. They do well without my cross-promoting. That's all. "Tell my tale to those who listen. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest...is silence." -Dinobot's last words. |
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