My Friends Call Me Cookie
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Joined 09-27-10, id: 2556167, Profile Updated: 06-08-13
Author has written 4 stories for Sky High, and Teen Wolf.

MY NAME IS COOKIE: and I am a cookie-holic.

I am sixteen years old.

My favorite colors are Lime Green and Deep Purple.

I like to watch black and white movies on Mondays to liven up the shitty day.

I like drawing scary pictures with my eyeliner pencils when they've turned into nubs.

I play the violin; have been for eight years.

My favorite bands/artists Florence the Machine, twentyonepilots, Freelance Whales, Ed Sheeran, The Scoundrels, fun., VersaEmerge, A Rocket to the Moon, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, and Robert DeLang.

My parents are divorced and I was the one who proudly suggested it.

My sister makes me want to whip her with a chainsaw on an hourly basis.

I like collecting/wearing/receiving watches.

My best friend is buried six feet under as of September 27, 2011; And it still feels like he's just down the hall, snoring his ass off

I can't be too picky, so I have more than five best friends. My cousin is one of them.

I support LESBIANS, GAYS, BISEXUALS, and TRANSGENDERS. Have a problem with it? Go suck it.

I am hopelessly emotionally and physically attracted to one of my best friends, who is a girl, and she knows this. She always breaks up with me (in her mind) when I do something stupid like rub my awesome report card grades in her face. She'll probably hate me for this, but her name is Lexy and she is beautiful.

I love the smell of petrichor (the smell of rain on dry earth).

I like wearing hats.

I'm a kleptomaniac; I'm so into stealing random shit that you might just see me on the news. Look Mommy, I'm famous !!

ANIMALS!!! I LOVE THEM!! Mostly giraffes and monkies, though, but STILL!!!!

I will be the Best Man at my best friend's wedding simply because he is gay and lovin' it!

The above mentioned best friend will be my Maid of Honor at my wedding simply because I am bisexual and lovin' it!

I am a nerd and can name every past member of the Justice League off the top of my head.

I have defeated Pokemon in 3.5 hours.

I read too much for my own good.

I love pictures because when you forget something about someone, there's always a little proof in the photos you have left.


Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids.

1, 2, 3, smile...Did it take it...Oh crap, it's on video!

Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame. Then comes despair. Two hearts damaged beyond repair...Johnny leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

If google didn't exist, we'd all be screwed.

"I shall call him squishy, and he shall be my squishy."

There's a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.

Life's not a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalepenos. What's good today may burn your ass tomorrow.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

If you die in an elevator, make sure you push the up button first.

STUPID: S.mart T.alented U.nique P.erson I.n D.emand

He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in them.
She said...you wear pants, don't you?

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Barbie ain't got nothing on me!

People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Whatever happened to sex, drugs, and rock n' roll? Now we just have AIDS, crack, and techno.

When your mother tells you to be like the behaved women she is, respond with, "Well, behaved women hardly make history."

I said...Dad, I'm going out!
He said...Are you informing me or asking me?
I said...I'm asking you for money!

As a teen in the American 21st Century...You better retry that piece of shit you call "Grease 2"

Seriously, I want to know: What was he doing with the cow?!

Girl called me fat.
I said, "At least I don't look like a giant excercise ball."

When the school starts singing the school cheer at a football game, sing the opponent's cheers as loud as you can!

Like a good neighbor, stay over there!

My mom said she hoped my children turned out as bad as I did. She didn't realize that one day she'd be babysitting XDD

Dad: You guys oj?
Me: No Dad, I don't believe we are orange juice.


STORIES:

WE ARE YOUNG: Discontinued
Dannon Price
Tenessa Alberts

PHOTOGRAPH: Sorting out all the crazy ideas assaulting me at once
Finley Hale
Maeve Wheatherbee
Lucas Wheatherbee

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Apartment 4A by DuckieKinz reviews
"So I have a new neighbour. And this new neighbour is my smoking hot (literally) crush from high school. Joy." *On hiatus*
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,842 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Warren P.
Oxygen by Tawny The Disturbed reviews
Oxygen. An element. Literally, everyone needs it and most take it for granted. Figuratively, some need it more than others. A Warren/Will slash. Rated M for swearing, violence and intensely intimate themes...Wipe that drool off of your chin.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,405 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2011 - William S./Will, Warren P. - Complete
A Dangerous Kind of Hot by want2bemassie111 reviews
Guess he didn't get the memo. I let my flame evaporate and stuffed the hand in my pocket, turning around. He was kind of hot. Not the BAM! sort of hot that most jocks possessed, but the slow kind of hot that creeps up on you and one day you realized you're in love with the guy. And that was a very dangerous kind of hot. WarrenxOC M for language and maybe hanky-panky in the future
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Warren P.
Twisted Logic by peace.love.randomness reviews
Studious, sarcastic Abigail King is teamed up with arrogant, trouble-making James Sirius Potter, who she's hated for years, to be Head Boy and Girl of Hogwarts. The more time James and Abigail spend together, the harder they have to try to hate each other. But its really quite simple. Hate can turn into love easily, and James and Abigail are about to understand this twisted logic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,404 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - James S. P., OC - Complete
Fixing A Broken Smile by TeamBlaus4EVER reviews
No one noticed that her laugh was forced, only being used to cover up her cries of pain. Her smile never once reached her eyes, but no one noticed that either. No one noticed, but he did.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,147 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Isaac L.
Phoenix and Frost by admetaxo reviews
One hides behind her icy walls, keeping her pain hidden. The other hides behind her fiery temper, never letting anyone in. When love draws them out, will it be enough to save them from the danger around the corner. My 1st fanfic so plz be nice and review!
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Warren P.
Bullied or Pampered by LonelyAngel91 reviews
Izzy Nickelson has a place in society she wants to keep a mystery. She accepts the bullying directed at her during school for that one reason. So, what happens when she becomes the tool for revenge with Warren Peace? Will she continue to accept it or not?
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,571 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Warren P. - Complete
Only the Good Die Young by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
Response to Challenge. One Shot. Maggie has an interesting experience that may lead to a change in how she sees Henry.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Henry G., Maggie W. - Complete
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Rainbow Sleeves reviews
He almost failed his Modern English & Composition class because of a girl. It was the dumbest, most cliché thing he swore to himself would never happen. But it did. Derek Anthony Hale spent most of 11 AM-1 PM of his Mondays and Wednesdays staring at a pretty little girl three rows in front of him. Derek ended up having to retake the class online during his summer break.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Derek H., OC] Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
Spitting Images reviews
Layla's cousin is a monster. He likes the way she calls him dickweed. He likes the way she mocks him after she's destroyed his book. He likes the way she laughs with her friends. He just really freaking likes her. And he knows he's lying to himself when he rattles on in his brain about how much she's a pain in his flaming ass. So why can't he stop thinking about hers?
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Layla W., Warren P.
We Are Young reviews
He wasn't aware of the way he followed the soft curves of her waist, the hollow of her neck, the swell of her modest breasts…Oh, he thought, I'm in trouble.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Warren P.
Photograph reviews
Finley can't remember the last time she saw Derek Hale cry. It was so long ago that just thinking about it, she probably would have been dammed to Hell for thinking it! So, all she could do was wrap her weak arms around the large alpha, and whisper in his ear, "I've got you, Daddy. You don't have to cry anymore." Watching it, Isaac knew she was better. He also knew, he was in love.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Isaac L., Derek H.