![]() Author has written 4 stories for Sky High, and Teen Wolf. MY NAME IS COOKIE: and I am a cookie-holic. I am sixteen years old. My favorite colors are Lime Green and Deep Purple. I like to watch black and white movies on Mondays to liven up the shitty day. I like drawing scary pictures with my eyeliner pencils when they've turned into nubs. I play the violin; have been for eight years. My favorite bands/artists Florence the Machine, twentyonepilots, Freelance Whales, Ed Sheeran, The Scoundrels, fun., VersaEmerge, A Rocket to the Moon, The Offspring, Pink Floyd, and Robert DeLang. My parents are divorced and I was the one who proudly suggested it. My sister makes me want to whip her with a chainsaw on an hourly basis. I like collecting/wearing/receiving watches. My best friend is buried six feet under as of September 27, 2011; And it still feels like he's just down the hall, snoring his ass off I can't be too picky, so I have more than five best friends. My cousin is one of them. I support LESBIANS, GAYS, BISEXUALS, and TRANSGENDERS. Have a problem with it? Go suck it. I am hopelessly emotionally and physically attracted to one of my best friends, who is a girl, and she knows this. She always breaks up with me (in her mind) when I do something stupid like rub my awesome report card grades in her face. She'll probably hate me for this, but her name is Lexy and she is beautiful. I love the smell of petrichor (the smell of rain on dry earth). I like wearing hats. I'm a kleptomaniac; I'm so into stealing random shit that you might just see me on the news. Look Mommy, I'm famous !! ANIMALS!!! I LOVE THEM!! Mostly giraffes and monkies, though, but STILL!!!! I will be the Best Man at my best friend's wedding simply because he is gay and lovin' it! The above mentioned best friend will be my Maid of Honor at my wedding simply because I am bisexual and lovin' it! I am a nerd and can name every past member of the Justice League off the top of my head. I have defeated Pokemon in 3.5 hours. I read too much for my own good. I love pictures because when you forget something about someone, there's always a little proof in the photos you have left. Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids. 1, 2, 3, smile...Did it take it...Oh crap, it's on video! Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame. Then comes despair. Two hearts damaged beyond repair...Johnny leaves Marissa, and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E. If google didn't exist, we'd all be screwed. "I shall call him squishy, and he shall be my squishy." There's a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos. Life's not a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalepenos. What's good today may burn your ass tomorrow. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings. If you die in an elevator, make sure you push the up button first. STUPID: S.mart T.alented U.nique P.erson I.n D.emand He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in them. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Barbie ain't got nothing on me! People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. Whatever happened to sex, drugs, and rock n' roll? Now we just have AIDS, crack, and techno. When your mother tells you to be like the behaved women she is, respond with, "Well, behaved women hardly make history." I said...Dad, I'm going out! As a teen in the American 21st Century...You better retry that piece of shit you call "Grease 2" Seriously, I want to know: What was he doing with the cow?! Girl called me fat. When the school starts singing the school cheer at a football game, sing the opponent's cheers as loud as you can! Like a good neighbor, stay over there! My mom said she hoped my children turned out as bad as I did. She didn't realize that one day she'd be babysitting XDD Dad: You guys oj? STORIES: WE ARE YOUNG: Discontinued PHOTOGRAPH: Sorting out all the crazy ideas assaulting me at once |
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