Professor Snape3
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Joined 11-04-02, id: 289595
Professor Severus Snape is Potions master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, as well as Head of Slytherin House.

He excels at poisoning, potions, hexes, curses, and roasting-to-all-hell-and-back the large proliferation of absolutely moronic fanfictions that show up on this site.

You know. The ones written by children who shouldn't be allowed near sharp objects, much less keyboards and the Internet. The ones that clearly proclaim the fact their "writer" never took a basic English class. The ones filled with tripe, trash, filth, and all other manner of vomit-worthy garbage. The ones it would take an army of beta-readers to turn into something even halfway salvageable.

The ones that, despite and nevertheless, manage to gain consistently mind-numbingly positive reviews from fanchildren even more intellectually challenged than the so-called "authors."

Severus Snape is not ashamed to call bullshit bullshit.

If you think he is rude, arrogant, or an utter asshole, kindly contact him at his e-mail address and tell him so. He could use a good laugh or two.