Da Evil BEAN
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Joined 07-02-05, id: 845843
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.

Hello. Yeah. I am Liz. Duh. Blah.

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Ok I am awake now.

Hello. My name is Liz. But you can either call me Elizabeth, Liz, BEAN, Wiz, Wizzles, WizBiz, WizzlayBizzlay, WizBef, Fiz, Fizzy, Fizabiz, Eruvande, okay I'm done. Although I have many more. Okay, some pointers.

1) I am a Christian, and I love the Lord with all my heart.

2) I am completely and totally obsessed with Lord of the Rings. Please do not say anything to insult, make fun of, mock, scorn, or in any other way degrade the precious trilogy. I will kill you. (I am talking about the books)

3) I am completely and totally obsessed with Fruits Basket. Please do not say anything to insult, make fun of, mock, scorn, or in any other way degrade the wonderful manga. I will kill you.

4) I hate Orlando Bloom. Please do not say anything that is in some way saying that OB is hot, cute, sexy, or in any other way good looking. I will kill you.

Ok, now that we have that down, here's some stuff about me.

I am female. Duh. I am _ years old. The age of me is known by few.

I live in Dallas, Texas, USA. I live two doors down from two of my best friends. I live two streets down from another of my best friends. I live 5 driving hours away from 4 more best friends. They live in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I love horses. I love rabbits. I love to sing. I love the flute. I like to swim. Okay. Yeah. I'm not the best at writing stories, at least not as good as my friends Elven Bunny and Butterfly Lion. That's their username. They're the people who I live two doors down from.

Pairings I like and/or don't mind:

: Fruits Basket :
Kyo/Tohru
Yuki/Machi
Kureno/Uo
Kazuma/Hana (lol)
Haru/Rin
Haru/OC
Yuki/OC

: LotR :
Aragorn/Arwen
Eowyn/Faramir
Celeborn/Galadirel
Sam/Rosie
Elrond/Celebrian
Eomer/Lothiriel
all of the ones that are actually in the books and movies.
Any other character except the ones stated up there/OC

Pairings I don't like/hate:

: Fruits Basket :
Yuki/Tohru (I don't hate it, just don't like it as much)
Kyo/OC (Tohru is his and only Tohru)
Kyo/Uo
Yuki/Hana (I've seen some of those)
Haru/Kisa (I HATE THOSE! heh)
Shigure/Tohru
Kareno/Tohru
Hatori/Tohru
anyone except Kyo/Tohru

And I have an extreme dislike of slash. Yeah.

Okay bye.


When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I am saved"
I'm whispering "I was lost"
That is why I chose this way.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
And need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
And pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
And cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are all too visible,
But God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain
I have my share of heartaches
Which is why I speak His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority.
I only know I'm loved.

Carol S. Wimmer

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To Be A Girl In MiddleEarth by Lady ElfDragon reviews
A girl falls off a cliff & into Nothing, chats with a disembodied voice, enters ME, and doesn't find herself in the place she expected to be. THEN she discovers her unusual habit of blanking out in the good bits. Nobody knows why she's there...or do they?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 133,561 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 10/10/2005
Eyes of the Cat by TigerTerror reviews
Everyone knows that cats can see ghosts. Why should Kyo be any different? Rated for supernatural references.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 73,303 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Kyo S. - Complete
Ro, have you been playing with Ada's ring again? by the great THEM reviews
Our take on the overused plot where characters from MiddleEarth fall into our world. No romance. Rated K plus for domestic violence, such as nosepulling.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Elrohir
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A Pale Moon Rises Revised reviews
This is my new and improved story. It is a MarySue Legomance. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE MARYSUES! Not a 10thWalker... or is it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Legolas
A Pale Moon Rises reviews
A somewhat tragic MarySue Legomance about a girl and how people can do unimmaginable things for the one they love. Not a 10thWalker... or is it? PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE MARYSUES!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,488 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Legolas