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All Systems Fully Operational by
Kumiko Seph reviews
A collection of Connor/Reader oneshots from various requests I receive. Most snippets take place post-best ending, unless stated otherwise. Explicit chapters will be marked in the index with an (E) and they will also contain a warning in the notes.
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,879 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 6/13/2018 - [Connor, OC] Hank A.
You Are the Bluest Light by
The Eye of the Crow reviews
"My name is Connor and I have been designed for your pleasure. How can I please you today?" Apparently, Hank's so-called friends were a bunch of even bigger assholes than he had previously thought. They were juvenile dickheads with not an ounce of taste between them, and that's why they decided that him turning half of a century deserved a really special present. A fucking sexbot.
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,700 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Connor, Hank A. - Complete
Forever His by
robstar13 reviews
Hank and Connor are in love. When they both finally confess, their life together becomes a happier one. But sometimes life has a way of slapping you in the face to make you face things you don't want to. Warning: this contains smut, angst, suicidal thoughts, mentions of rape, and mentions of child abuse.
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,334 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/21/2018 - [Hank A., Connor] - Complete
Private Dance by
Lt. Donglord reviews
2pFr/2pUk. Basically PWP. Takes place after Arthur seduces Francis in his cancan dress.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Je T'Aimerai Toujours by
LxISxAxBABE reviews
Victoria and Francoise have been side by side for centuries. Time is rarely kind to people, and they are no exception to the rule. Nyotalia, meaning Fem!France and Fem!England. Yuri. M for a reason. Sorry for the bum summary...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Spice of Life by
teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England enjoy sex as a general rule. Then one night America requests that England uses his magic to allow them to act out kinks they couldn't normally accomplish. USUKUS, various kinks, deanon from kink meme, M for lots of smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,724 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Pillow Story by
fiorifrost-legallover reviews
Artie is lovin' up on his favorite body pillow. USUK short and spicy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bittersweet Birthday by
Komorinu reviews
After a failed birthday breakfast made by Arthur, Francis decides to open one of his 'presents' early. FrUK oneshot. Happy birthday Francis!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [France, England/Britain] - Complete
A Stay in Insanity by
Only in a Dancing God reviews
Arthur, a newly diagnosed schizophrenic, is shipped away by his family to Hetalia Residential. Here he meets the selective mute Alfred, and a romance quickly blossoms. Will the two young men survive their own insanities and those of their associates long enough to make it work?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Mother's Warning by
Kiki-Bunny reviews
Written for Special Relationship Sweethearts week at LJ. AU. Alfred is a foreign exchange student in England who falls in love at first sight with a librarian. Rated for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Is Blind by
RipperJak reviews
England wants to spice up his and America's sex life by trying something new. He's adamant America will enjoy it. America, however, isn't so sure. Kinkmeme Fill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mon Ange by
ipona reviews
Britannia Angel's erogenous zones are his wings. France is pleased to find this out. France/England, shameless smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Present Only a Girl Can Give by
L-chan the Great reviews
Alfred wants more than anything to do something special for Francis, and only one person can help him. Warning: sex, gen!flip, gender bending, implied yaoi, yuri, and a threesome. Fr-fem!Uk-Us/fem!Us
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Happy Birthday, France! by
americalovesthecockpit reviews
America and England sneak into France's bed while he's sleeping and try to have sex without waking France up. But don't worry. It's a Tempurpedic!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
You Say 'Elevator', I Say 'Lift' by
EspeonSilverfire2 reviews
America starts freaking out when he and England are stuck together in an elevator during a power cut. Once he calms down, the two begin to talk, and eventually one thing leads to another... UKUS oneshot with lemony goodness!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Millimeter, a Million Miles by
teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
You can put them about as far apart as you can get on this planet, but you can't stop them from talking, and you can't stop them from getting off. America, England, and taking advantage of video chats. Smut ahoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Yes officer by
SouthParkFirefly reviews
America has a little fetish, he loves to see England in the police uniform. Warning: boyxboy smut fetishness and handcuffs ;p ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Homophobia Is Gay USUK by
ListenToAutumn reviews
Alfred F. Jones, sophomore and self-porclaimed hero, is known for his over-confident ladies-man attitude. But one day something clicks in him. He's gay. Fail Summary. USUK and other pairings. Smut and Cussing! My two favorite things!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What are Pink Police? by
Yamino Tenshi 202 reviews
England arrests America because the bloody idiot weighs too much and it hurts when they have sex. America does not like this and takes revenge. Japan happens to hear through a radio. What a fun case! Full warnings inside. Doujin based
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Fool and I by
Celebnaur reviews
No matter what you are doing, we seem to be pulled together, don't we? And that pull may just very lead us to the edges of economic collapse and the ceasing of our existences.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Better Together by
HowDoYouDoop reviews
Nowaki tries out something a little new but how will Hiroki take to the change?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Nowaki K., Hiroki K. - Complete
A dangerous game by
Heatherstar16 reviews
FrUk, England is sick of France coming on to him so he decides to do something about it, will his plan succeed or backfire horribly on him? Rated M for Mature content, lemon and use of the F word, minor bondage, oneshot human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/19/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Inside Out by
Fell's Blessing reviews
"Poland, you're so beautiful. No matter what clothes you wear or what makeup you put on. No matter what you try to change, I'll always feel the same. I will always see you from the inside out." Oneshot, LietPol, lemon, smut, more comfort than hurt
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
School Spirit by
MaryHammieQ reviews
Arthur Kirkland hates pep rallies with a burning passion. In a search to find peace, he choses to ditch this one. But what happens when he finds his phone flooded with texts from Francis and pictures of- W-Wait... Wha- What the hell is that?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Happy Birthday America by
animeluver4tori reviews
Yep it's the 4th of July again, and France decides to leave America a special present. Yaoi, smut, all that fun stuff. USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Dits and Dahs of Love! by
OKFan reviews
"... - .-. .. .-. "strip" That was the only part of the message that England had heard, quite frankly, it was all that he needed to hear; he was already unbuckling his belt." Kink meme De-anon. US/UK/US **Telegraph sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Revenge by
Kawachan7 reviews
The Italies' curls are connected. One day Romano won't stop glaring at Germany during a conference, so he gets revenge...yaoi, lemons, don't like don't read, M for a reason. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I Like, Love You by
screammealullaby reviews
Lithuania hears Poland talking to his pony after accidentally doesn't hang up. What does he have to say about Liet and what will ensue? Rated for a reason, warnings inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Dirty Texts by
DreamHolder reviews
Female America texts England at night and things get sexy dirty. Please R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by
cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Prostitution is revolution aru by
Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Wang Yao is a prostitute that wants nothing to do with his job. Winter is his cold-hearted boss using Yao for his own gain and Ivan Braginski is a "business man" who finds Yao and wants him for himself. How will Yao ever survive? Human names used, Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,010 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Losing the Petals by
angel-feather-keeper reviews
FrCan as in FranceXCanada, FrancisXMatthew, YAOI if you will. Basically Alfred and Arthur are celebrating the Fourth of July, when Matthew and Francis come to visit, and meet each other, finding an instant connection. AU Rated M, Sex, all those warnings..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Kiss It Better by
Harmonics reviews
"You know what," Alfred said, his voice still dripping with anger, "Forget about it, I don't want you there anyways." Companion to Rules for Home Sweet Home, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Minty Fresh by
Vani Jane reviews
ONE SHOT Arthur wasn't fond of the smell of burgers – or whatever Alfred ate that were… strange. He gives Alfred breath mints but he hates the stuff. So, Arthur does a little demonstration to get his point across.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Better Than Video Games by
Val-Creative reviews
America encourages England to be as loud as he wants as they make love in his garden. Japan and France have the best "seat"... or bush... possible for spying. USUK. Silly. Snark. Fluff. Yaoi. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2011 - [England/Britain, America] Japan, France - Complete
Junjou Romantica: Bored by
GothicNinjaKitty reviews
What if Misaki thinks the reason why Usagi-San is gone almost all the time and doesn't talk to him, is because he is cheating on him? What if Misaki gets relationship help from Nowaki. Find out... Has yaoi and smex. MisakixUsagi-San and HirokixNowaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Picture That, You Bloody Frog! by
voldemortsfanfiction reviews
England doesn't want to have France after him...he doesn't! H-he really doesn't! He reaches the conclusion that there is only thing he can to to stop him... Fruk, smut, rated M for a reason
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Of Blankets and War by
Harmonics reviews
Even after more then 100 years after the war, Arthur still wasn't sure who had given him that blanket. AmericaxEngland get's a little suggestive towards the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Scandalous Little Rabbit by
DestinyShiva reviews
USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,488 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Check, Mate by
Shinonomisensei reviews
Matthew really likes to play chess. He and Francis decide to play...but whoever heard of strip chess! WARNING:Smut, PWP, Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Family Night by
Nisha Tsukino reviews
Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/23/2010 - France, Canada - Complete