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HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! My name is Lily, that's pretty much it.

HAIR COLOR: Red

EYE COLOR: Grey

AGE: 15

EXTRAS: Glasses

I'm the girl that walks into things, yells at them, and then says sorry and that I was having a off day


FUNNY HUNGER GAMES THINGS I WOULD DO IF I WHERE DRAWN TO BE A TRIBUTE!

When Effie asked for volunteers I would raise my hand jump up and down and yell " I volunteer! I volunteer!"

Scream and get in a fetal position when I got on the train and yell " We're moving through time!"

Pick up the most dangerous sharp weapon then pretend to have a mussel spasm.

When my stylist are about to look at my legs to wax them go " Welcome to the jungle."

When the hair is gone yell " Where did my freinds go!" then proceed to cry.

Make fun of the capital peoples names and clothes.

Tell another tribute that there a show off after telling them their really good.

When in the arena pretend your an easy target then kill kill kill.

Win the games then act like you lost and yell " No I'm dead this cant be happening!" then cry really hard.

Tell the capital people that you got a really bad sickness out there and is very contagious.

Eat like a pig after being complemented on your table manners.

Act like I'm still in the games long after there over and attack people I don't know.

Ask me out and I'll laugh.

Ask me if I like you as more than a friend and I'll ask, "Are you serious?"

Ask me if I'm dating someone and I'll say, "Yes, my computer. We have a three-year-long relationship. Our anniversary is on Friday."

Ask me if I'm busy this weekend and I'll think it over and say, "Well, I have a date with Ben on Friday. Then Saturday I have a date with Jerry. And on Sunday I have a date with Exercise. Mom set us up after she found out about Ben and Jerry. So, dammit, I guess I'm booked."

Ask me if I want to go to the school dance with you and I'll say, "Sorry, but I already have a date with my T.V."

Why? That's just how I roll. ;)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Don't you hate when people act like this? I love this guy's reaction, though! ;)

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie!

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (No Mom. I really don't want to keep Skippy.)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Woman have to work twice as hard as men to get the same amount of credit. Luckily, this isn't hard.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened last week.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can’t.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything that you say will be misquoted and distorted, and then used against you.

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs, trips you again, and laughs harder.

A man’s room is where he can be alone with his manly things. His razor for instance.

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Where's the good in goodbye?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

Stupid Lables:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(But I don't have any other time to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(I thought we were AGAINST criminal activity...)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And how do I do that?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(That's just a suggestion! You CAN eat it frozen! Whatever floats your boat.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(No! Gasp! You heat it and it actually becomes heated? The wonders of modern society...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(Darn. How will I be able to take ten minutes to get ready for school NOW?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(You hear that? Keep those toddlers with colds away from the heavy machinery...)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(No! I wanted to stay AWAKE by taking a SLEEPING PILL.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Duh. I'm not a murderer.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what?)

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.
(Curiouser and curiouser...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But not ice cream? I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Who's the genius behind this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Wait. I've been doing it wrong this whole time? Dang it.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(What? Everyone lied to me!)

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I read it and it was awsome. Put this on your profile if you could read this.

Walmart- things to do

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some toliet paper!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing an annoying song in a loud voice.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this stuff, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red Lipstick vs Facial Hair...)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

44. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

45. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

47. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

49. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

50. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

52. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

53. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

54. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

55. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

56. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

57. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

58. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

59. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

60. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

61. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

62. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

63. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

64. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

65. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, idiot?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will get angry at you for calling them late in the night.

A best friend will ask why it took so long for you to call.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.

A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you.

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we messed up...Wanna do it again once we get bailed out?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.

BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A friend hates your ex-boyfriend;

Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.

A friend will push you in a spinny chair;

Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.

A friend asks for the cookie,

Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?

A friend asks for the cookie,

A best friend gives me the puppy dog look, holds out her hand and says "Cooooookiiiies?"

A friend laughs with you;

Best friend laughs at you.

A friend says "I love your dogs!"

Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.

A friend will encourage you to go after a guy you like.

A Best Friend will throw a chip at his head, point at you, and scream, "IT WAS HER!" to get you to talk to him.

A friend doesn't say anything when your boyfriend cheats.

A Best Friend tells you everything, cheers you up, and then helps you plan his demise.

A friend will shrink away from you when you start singing along to a song on the radio of a store.

A Best Friend will make people pay money to watch you.

A friend will borrow your things, and then give it back.

A Best Friend will wreck and/or lose what they borrowed, say "Oops." and give you a tissue.

A friend will take away your drink when they think you've had enough.

A Best Friend will watch you stumbling around, scowl, and say, "Finish that up! You know we don't waste, girl!"

Friends: Disappear after graduation.

Best Friends: Are there when you're 90 at the local Senor Center talking about the nutty things you've done together.

What a guy means sometimes, when he says some stuff-

"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard."

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing."

"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." ( I say, 'It's a dork thing.')

"Can I help with dinner?"

"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to..."
"I have no idea how it works." (I do this too.)

"I can't find it."

"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

Show me a girl with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show some one who can't put her pants on

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Backstabbing is fun... the look on your face is priceless

I snap crackle and pop rice krispies.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly

Almost everybody hates me, but I dislike them too, so it's even.

Relax. Nothing is ok.

I love deadlines. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them more.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk off the occasional cliff.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

Kid, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

Smile. It confuses people.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Help, I've fallen and I can't...hey, nice carpet! It's soo pretty!

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

I believe that dragons, unicorns and sporks do exsist.

The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

Behold the mighty...chihuahua?

When you look at the sky do you see a cloud or a dinosaur in a tutu?

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose.

If you're really my friend, I'll probably make jabs at you. It's all in good fun. But don't confuse jabs with insults. Insults involve actual dislike.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." (TOO FREAKING TRUE!)

"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it."

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought"

"Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, lets keep it that way." (Lol...)

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a avian-human hybrid and doesn't want to envolve me in the crap he is in.

Did you know that they have Bill Nye the Science Guy under T.V. shows and that ten people have written stories for it?

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm an optimistic pessimist.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Your multiple personalities are freaking out my imaginary friend!

It takes 48 muslces to frown but only 14 to flip some one off.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

I'm the kinda girl who always falls for the sidekick, always.

Who ever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

(Like you don’t gasp every time you see three fourteen yearolds, an eleven yearold, an eight yearold, a six yearold, and their scotish terrier.)

I wish my lawn was emo... then it could cut itself.

Strangers have the best candy.

You stare because I’m different...(0.0) ('.') ('.') ('.')I stare because you're all the same.

Free hugs.

Your epidermus is showing!

I do what ever my rice Krispes tell me to.

You dropped your pocket.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Its all gouda.

My imaginary friends are jealous of my voices.

When Edward goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Harry Potter.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a bridge. I laugh.

I'm not fat. I'm just short for my weight.

Your chances of being struck by lightning go up if you stand on a hill beneath a tree raise your fist to the sky and shout, 'Storms Suck!'

'We're gonna kick Luke and Titian arse.' 'What? Luke has a tight arse?'

Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.

Your year book picture still haunts me.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

Don't try to out-weird me--I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Shakespear must have had a lot of one-night-stands because anyone who can make suicide romantic had to be a smooth talker.

Love can be so boring.

Many a grandchild was spoiled because you simply cannot spank Grandpa.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Ahh pure love (smiles wistfully) It makes me sick.

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

I never wanted a prince to save me from a dragon and whisk me away. I wanted a dragon for a best friend that would help me destroy the idiot that pulled on my braids in class.

Fanfictions aren't everything... but they're right up there with oxygen.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

You say crazy like it's a bad thing...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

(said during baseball game) Anything going that fast should have seatbelts and a flight attendant

Stop with your premeditated spontaneity.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, drop the fruit.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

How come we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way?

A computer password is like a toothbrush: Change it every six months and don't share with anyone else

On the down side I now am registered for things I don't want to be and I find my self paying for things I didn't buy and the up side I won Aol's most creative password

I trippped over a wireless phone

Remember students, all Voldemort really needs is a hug.

They say ignorance is bliss; I would rather be blissfully ignorant then know THAT.

Never say 'things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

The world is big enough for Werewolves AND Wizards.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

I'm easily distrac- Look, shiny!!

Emily is not the wolf girl. I am.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I'm a big fan of letting my imagination run wild. There's always a chance it won't come back, but it always has, and usually with an odd scent attached to it.

If you're looking for sympathy, it's right between 'sh!t' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Aww heck no, I didn't kill him.

Every day I think people can't get any stupider. Every day I am proven horribly wrong.

Life is all about arse. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

In an average room there are about, 120,496 objects a Ravenclaw can use to kill you. Including the room itself.

I wanted to be a warrior like you, not a damsel in this dress.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

You break it, you buy it, and, Honey, my heart is priceless.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you fight, I got your back. If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall. If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (Too. Freaking. True.)

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs

Music is my boyfriend.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

Fanfiction...Beacuse it's cheaper then therapy.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Ohh look its a bird, it's a plane, it's... an egg salad sandwich

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Do not attempt to follow my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls.

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are not in first.'

I was normal before I met you!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say, when life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh at the looks people give you.

'I'm not moving backwards, I'm just moving forwards in another direction.'

You break it, you buy it, and my heart is pretty damn expensive.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Wrinkles merely show where smiles have been.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Every time you open your mouth, you get in trouble. Alternatively, just stick up your middle finger under the table.

I have reviews from teens and you don't. In your FACE James Patterson.

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is optional.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

Yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

"We may not make good decisions, but hell, we make good stories."

I'm not lying! I'm just blowing up the truth!

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.""

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must’ve been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I’ve already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I’m a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

HE: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
SHE: Was it releaving when you escaped Hell?

These are some of my favorite quotes (please cut and paste if you like :)

1) I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that don't work - Thomas A. Edison

2) The internet is my only friend (not true, I just really like it!)

3) Love her. She loves you. . .

4) My grammer is gooder than yours. (I know you're jealous!! :P)

5) Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. (So true, ever try closing a revolving door? Didn't think so) - Albert Einstein

6) I love you for giving your heart to me and trusting me with your pride. I love you for wanting me and needing me by your side. I love you for the emotions I never knew I had. I love you for making me smile whenever I feel sad. I love you for your thoughts of me where I'm always on your mind. I love you for finding that part of me that I never thought I'd find. I love you for the way you are and for how you make me feel. But most all I love you 'cuz I know your mine.

7) Our love is like a rose, plenty of moments soft as petals some moments as sharp as thorns, but the difference between them is that our love will never wilt or die. . .

8) The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible - Arthur C. Clarke

9) The only people who never fail are those who never try.

10) Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.

11) I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.

12) I'm not the perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place & I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends & I sometimes fight & maybe some days nothing goes right. But when I think about it & take a step back, I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe, I like being imperfect.

13) 10 ways to annoy people: 1-Name your dog "dog", 2-Holler random numbers while someone is counting, 3-Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!", 4-Speak only in a "robot" voice, 5-Wear your pants backwards, 6-Ask people what gender they are , 7-Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend", 8-Sing along at the opera, 9-Mow your lawn with scissors (it's faster) 10-Honk and wave at strangers.

14) Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. . . it's about learning to dance in the rain.

15) Live life as if you'll die tomorrow. Dream as if you'll live forever.

16) Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL?

17) You can't spell 'beautiful' without spelling 'be you'

18) Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the Present. . .

19) Life is like a movie: If you are sad - Drama. If you are afraid - Suspense. If you are angry - Action. When you look at the mirror - Horror. Now you are smiling - That's Comedy :)

20) Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening or bad. -.-

21) The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. . . so why learn?

22) Blond girl: What does "IDK" mean? Brunette girl: I don't know. Blond girl: Omg, no one knows! (sorry blonds, not trying to make fun, but I just liked this line)

23) Brilliant brunette with many blond moments.

24) I'm the girl your ex will HATE. The girl your mother will LOVE. And the girl you'll want FOREVER.

25) In case of emergency, run like Hell!

26) You never know how strong you are. . . until being strong is the ONLY choice you have.

27) I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you ABSOLUTELY don't deserve me at my best.

28) Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problems, I have my own to solve.

29) I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.

30) Nobody is worth your tears, and the ONE who is won't make you cry.

31) Accept what you can't change - Change what you can't accept.

32) Love me, hate me. Either way, I'm on your mind. (My friend told me this one, and I loved it!!)

33) JUST LIVE

34) Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you. . . The other guy. You right there! Yes, you! Do you like tacos? ;P

35) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . NO. (It's funnier when you say it in person)

36) Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're there.

37) Don't play games with a girl who can play better.

38) I'm a one of a kind. You'll never find another quite like me.

39) If courage is contagious, ignorance is pandemic.

40) Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

41) Sometimes the person you would take a bullet for, is the person standing behind the trigger.

42) Always follow your nose - it leads to food!!

43) Love to live, live to love.

44) To the world you may be just a person, but to a person you just may be the world.

45) A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are others crazy? - Albert Einstein

46) Best friends: the people you can only stay mad at for a short period of time cause you have important stuff to tell them :)

47) It's not joy that makes us grateful, it is gratitude that makes us joyful - David Rast

For all you single gals in a hurry to get married, here's a piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz, Marriedaz, and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz; make sure he respects Yoaz! (That was a funny thing I found on YouTube!)

Love Quotes

I cried today...not because I miss you, or I need you...or even because I want you...but because I know that I can live without you...And that is the most painful heartache of all, because I don't want to.

Once you told me I was beautiful, that you loved me, that you'd never hurt me, that you'd listen and help me out when I was angry, spewing things I didn't mean. So why won't you answer my emails, or talk to me now? Why are you walking away? And, even more...Why do I still care? (Yeah, idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I loved you, but I guess it didn't mean anything to you and your stupid friends.

I missed you...

But now you're laughing at me and taken by HER.

I hugged you when you were sad,

But now she's hanging off your arm and whining to you.

I kissed you, but you just 'loved me' and then, the minute I turn, even for a second, you left me alone.

So when you come back, which I know you will...

I'll shoot you a look that I swear could kill.

Because nobody breaks my heart,

Without making a war start

I hate your stupid clothes,
I hate the way you smile.
I hate your cheesy compliments,
I hate your pick-up style.

I hate the way you talk,
I hate the way you breathe.
I hate the way you walk,
I hate it when you leave.

I hate the way...you're so sweet.
I hate the way you laugh.
I hate the way you wink at me.
I hate that when you eat my favorite foods, you offer me half.

I hate that you're untouchable,
I hate that you're not mine.
I hate that you're my best friend,
And I hate that you act like that's fine.

Last of all, I hate the way you love me,
I hate how you're so sure that I'm the girl you want,
I hate that you can't see...
That I don't hate you, in fact I love you more, with each tease and laugh and taunt.

We used to talk at three am, we used to laugh all night. We used to tell each other everything, and almost never fight.

Now...we never talk at all, we never laugh at night. We never say anything, and we almost always fight.

What a twisted world me live in, where no one stays the same. I bet you forget how we met, and you even forgot my name...

You asshole. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

On a girl's birthday, you give her a charm bracelet and say that she's perfect.

On Fourth of July, you surprise her with a picnic, arm around her shoulder.

On Halloween, you hold her hand and tell her she's the prettiest ghoul you've ever seen.

On Thanksgiving, you help her with the dinner because you know she'll burn it black, and then tell her that she didn't need the help.

On Christmas, you give her a necklace and whisper in her ear, 'I'm so glad that I'm spending Christmas with you this year.'

On New Years Eve, when she's waiting for the ball to drop, you smile at her and say, 'I'm just glad that I have you this year.'

And on Valentines, bring her to her favorite place and give her the prettiest ring you could find, and when she gasps, smile at her and whisper in her ear, 'Will you be my Valentine?'

(...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! CHEESY, CLICHE, AND A BUNCH OF ICKY STUFF, BUT...AWWW!)

SAD QUOTES I LIKE:

I know how it feels to sit on the edge of your bed, head in your hands wishing it would all just end... -Poem I read on internet

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'- John Greenleaf Whittier

I'm tired of trying. I'm tired of crying. I know I've been smiling, but inside I'm dying. -Again Internet

Remember, you are braver than you believe,

You are stronger than you seem,

You are smarter than you think,

And you are prettier than you feel.

Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry, and just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.

There's gonna be some things in life that are going to make it hard for you to smile, but through all you see, all the rain and all the pain, you have to keep your sense of humor and keep on smiling.

Sometimes the pain's too strong to bare...and life gets so hard you just don't care. You feel so alone you just sit and cry...every second you wish you could die. Then you start thinking who would care...if one day they woke up-and you weren't there.

Griffin: So if you'd like to kindly fuck off, as in now. -Jumper

Jamie Bell: I'm a man!! Look everybody, I'm proving myself as a man! -Jumper(Jumper Exposed: Uncensored)

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I suffer from aviophobia - it means fear of dying in something that flies! -Star Trek

Scotty: I like this ship! You know, it's exciting! -Star Trek

Axel: Got It Memorized?

Joker: Whatever doesn't kill you makes you... stranger

Jasper: Sorry Bella, Happy... Never mind.

Griffin- Did I ask you about your family? I mean are we on Oprah here? ...

Craig Deering: Darling, BITCH!!!!

George Lopez: I GOT THIS!!!!!

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Seasons by Rusala reviews
Modern Day AU. 2 year time skip-ish appearances. College setting Nami disappears for 2 years without saying anything to her nakama. Robin barely knows Nami's situation. What happens when she meets back up with her nakama for college? What happens when she meets Sanji? Romance/Hurt/Comfort/Humor Rated 'M' for future chapters and language. Please read and review. I take criticism too
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,578 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Nami, Sanji
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Clashing Hearts by Innocent Dumpling reviews
Bulma accidentally falls asleep in Vegata's bed when taking care of him after he blows up his training capsule, naturally havoc ensues. "It isn't very wise for a lamb to enter a dragon's den so willingly" [Rated M for future mature scenes] – VegeBul
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Eli and Elizaveta by Cherryappleblossom9201 reviews
Unwilling to go through with a marriage to a man she doesn't love, nobility-bred Elizaveta Hedervary cuts her hair and disguises herself as Eli, an ordinary commoner boy. Things should be so much simpler now, but they're not. First there's idiot Gilbert who's becoming increasingly harder to keep her secret from(she's beginning to wonder if she wants to.) and then war coming!
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Love Bites! by randolphmacafee reviews
Raven is now heart broken because her and Alex are over. When she begins to talk to Claude who is now finally turned fully. And then Jagger Finally realizes that he loves Raven. Which one will she choose, who will she love forever. it's so much I don't even know who she'll pick. But I do know all this love is gonna make me puke rainbows*rainbow puke*can someone clean that? thanks
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Raven M., Jagger M., Claude S., Kat - Complete
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So we want you." Elizabeta said pointing at the camera, "yes, you. To send us stuff!" She said trumpahintly. Roderich frowned. "Could you be any more spacific?" He said sarcastically. Rating may change as continued. AusHun of course! R/R! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 63,809 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Austria, Hungary]
A little more time by Vynno reviews
Ciel and Lizzy are both married but Ciel is still the same. But Lizzy wants them to be more like husband and wife. When a very wonderful thing happens, Ciel is afraid that he might loose her forever. R&R Enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 36,410 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Insanity Love War by ChrystalizeMyHeart reviews
Prussis leaves for war and helps his brother..but comes back insane. Romano became Hungary's boyfriend and has protected her. But what happens when Prussia brings Russia in to kill Hungary? Love became war and Insanity killed a soul. What will Hungary do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Hungary, Prussia, S. Italy/Romano
Unforgettable by fangs-only-girl reviews
This story is all human. Fang and Max are best friends, until Fang moves away, Max is devestated. Then he comes back! Will they still have their friendship, or has one of them moved on? Pleaze read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,678 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Max, Fang
The Kuroshitsuji Daughters by KuroshitsujiLover22 reviews
After finding a strange necklace, all the Kuroshitsuji members get sent to the future, and there, they meet their daughters. All of them in shock, will they learn to get along with their somewhat troublesome cough-claude's daughter- cough daughters, without getting killed? Rated T for language, hope you like it!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Alois T., Claude F., Ciel P., Elizabeth M.
prussia x Reader- Confused Heart by ludwigsgirl97 reviews
Gilbert is the biggest jerk in school, and you despise him. obviously...right? And he's just after a one night stand...right? So...when he saves you, it's nothing chivalrous, of course! Or...is it? sorry, suck at summaries...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Prussia, N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Separation by FANGirls Forever reviews
The flock has kicked out Max so she finds a new one. Two years pass by, and finally the two groups will meet. Will they be close, or mortal enemies. And will Max stay with her new flock or will a certain someone's safety draw her back? I know, overused topic, but I decided to give it a shot. Please Read. :) Rated T in case I let words slip.
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Bitter Or Sweet by nadeshikofan
"I'll keep this a secret to myself, and as I've been trying to do from the very beginning, I'll try to become a forgotten face to you." Love is never a good thing, or is it? Perhaps, perhaps not. Is love worth it? It brings pain to many, yet it makes only few happy... [Romania x Reader - Hetalia x Nyotalia Normal High School AU]
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True Love? by HP-and-VK-lover-4-ever reviews
What if Raven didn't find Alexander in Hipsterville? What if she fell for Jagger? What if he followed her home to Dullsville? Rated T for language!
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Raven M., Jagger M.
Saying Goodbye and Hello by Every Rose Hurts reviews
Raven goes to visit Alexander one night thought she finds Trevor smiling exiting the mansion. Thought as when she finds Alexander she gets the surprise of her life and she breaks down in front of Trevor. Though can she learn to forget Alexander with Trevor or someone else? Will Raven finally get her dream come true and if she does who will turn her? May turn to rated M later
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,261 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Raven M., Jagger M., Trevor M.
Only The Lonely by Miabia100 reviews
You could say that she was a sourpuss when it came to love, but if you could see through the layer of fire she had placed around herself you would see a lovesick little girl. On the inside she wanted to feel happy for those around her but all she felt was envy; watching couples hugging and kissing. That is until one day, when she met him. ONESHOT (ROMANIA X READER)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Romania - Complete
Devilishly Delicious by DramaQueen95 reviews
After an embarrassing incident, Maylene decides that she's had enough of clumsy maid and returns to being an assassin, leaving Sebastian to get her back. However, he discovers a deadly and dangerous secret that Maylene's been hiding. Sparks fly as secrets are revealed and desires are released. How devilishly delicious. SebastianXMaylene
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sebastian M., Mey-Rin
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Living Past the End by NamelessTraveler reviews
When Rose finally gets back to her universe for the Doctor, she comes in contact with old friends. However, the return of an old enemy stops the reunion from being as happy as she had hoped. AU. If you can't tell, I'm terrible at summaries. Don't expect anything great, this is my first fanfic, and I just wanted to write down some of what I had in my head. Reviews are appreciated!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Rose T., 10th Doctor
First Love Academy by DatsCool reviews
Len and Gumi are still fighting over Rin. The ever popular Miku has decided to help Len with his predicament, but what is she really planning? MikuxLen, RinxLen, RinxGumi
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Miku H., Rin K., Len K., Gumi/Megpoid - Complete
Broken, Beaten, and Alone by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
Max is lost. Abused by her father, bullied by the kids at school, she doesnt know what to do. Until she meets Fang. Fang had always been there, she just hadnt seen him. Will he help Max, or will he let her remain alone?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,217 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Broken Soul by spottedleopard79 reviews
Max and Fang are from rival schools in Virginia. Max has a great group of friends and is never messed with, Fang is a bullied and abused teen. When Fang attempts suicide Max saves his life and wants to help him, if only he will let her in. Will she be able to fix his broken soul?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Fang, Max
Its good to be back Ponds by Theidontknow reviews
My cute Amy/Rory story, i love doctor who:) contains cuteness, mischievousness and Tickling :P Enjoy!:D
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
100 Reasons by Must Be Nice reviews
"I'll give you 100 reasons why you should date me. If you're still not convinced by the time I'm done, I'll leave you alone." "...fine."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Rin K., Len K.
Assignment Marriage by HazelEyesDontTellLies reviews
What happens when Max & Nudge are shipped off to a finishing school and forced to marry Fang and Iggy, the biggest players in school? Read to find out! I'm not gonnna tell you! Better than it sounds! FAXNESS! & SOME NIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,907 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Max, Fang
You And I by XxPerfectlyPerfectAsIAmxX reviews
Alexander decided to break up with Raven. Raven left for the Coffin Club and did the ceremony with Jagger. What happens when they go back to Dullsvile ?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Raven M., Jagger M.
What Were the Odds? by switchfootlover13 reviews
It's the year 2028, and North America, now Antasia, is being controlled by the British noble, Lord Gunther-Hagen. Maximum Martinez must help her sister and mother survive in the broken world. But not before she catches the attention of two princes. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,470 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Max, Fang
Abduction by ScarlettWings reviews
Princess Maximum is the girl who never stops moving. Fang is the evil, yet tortured misunderstood guy that is determined to get the job done; which is stealing the Caevan Kingdom's most precious gem. But will something great go horribly wrong? Please r&r!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,484 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Touching Stars by BaconBabe77 reviews
A story about a girl named Max who had been torched by her dad and seen her little brother die. She escapes only to have them come to get her,a boy she doesn't know steps in to help her in more than one way. He saves her and she saves him. Mainly FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Max, Fang
One week by thatonechickMR reviews
Max used to be cute and GIRLY. But that all changed after she was forced to move away. She ends up in an orphanage reason revealed later and ends up in the house of Dr. Martinez. But she swears she will be out within a week. No wings. FAXXXX! 3
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Hello, I love You Won't You Tell Me Your Name by faxfaxfax reviews
Max and Fang are best friends who set out to find a girlfriend and boyfriend for each other..Will they help the other find a perfect match?Or will they realize that what they've been looking for is standing there right next to them?Human fax complete :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,301 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Last Name by independentwriter-137 reviews
Angel asks Fang why he doesn't have a last name and Fang explains. Fax. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Fang, Angel - Complete
The Storm by GuardianShapeShifter reviews
The thought of Mandark always sent shivers of disgust up Deedee's spine, but when a freak storm forces the two to spend some time together, will she feel the same? *oneshot*
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - S. Mandark A., Dee Dee - Complete
I Need You by EraseAlpha reviews
Sanji's sick and Nami's taking care of him.Oneshot
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
The Notepad by EraseAlpha reviews
It is said that curiosity killed the cat.Well,this isn't the case. SanNam,One-shot.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
What Valentines Do by koii reviews
Sanji asks Nami to be his Valentine on the most romantic day of the year...and gets an unexpected answer. Sanji X Nami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sanji, Nami - Complete