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Joined 04-05-12, id: 3884065, Profile Updated: 02-16-14
Author has written 6 stories for Sherlock, and Supernatural.

tbh I utterly suck okay I'm rubbish at updating and writing and stuff yeah I'm so sorry

dean/cas enjolras/grantaire courfeyrac/combeferre merlin/arthur and others

if u prompt me then I will fall in love with u and write u whatever u want (as long as ur happy with bad writing ok)

on AO3 at the same name

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How to Build a Heart out of Ashes by Teumessian reviews
In an AU where a small number of the population become Changelings at a young age, at 17 John Watson believes he's destined for Normal life but then the Change takes him and he is sent to the Baker Institute. There he meets Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,618 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Angel on The Radio by Seazu reviews
AU!College: Dean's just started University, and he's finding it hard to adjust. His only relief comes from listening to the mysterious show 'Angel's Demons' on KJHK radio. The MC, a man known as Angel, becomes Dean's only friend and source of refuge without even knowing he exists. When Dean finally bites and calls in, their relationship begins to grow.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,298 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Little Green Anorak by DancingGrimm reviews
John goes to visit his hungover sister with a basket full of alka-seltzer and spaghetti hoops. But there are scary things in the woods! A brain fart involving Sherlock and Little Red Riding Hood.
Crossover - Sherlock & Little Red Riding Hood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Halloween Party by XistentialAngst reviews
Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Complete
Valentine's Day by totalizzyness reviews
Human AU oneshot - Dean is a closeted soccer star, Castiel is a fashion writer. Summary and warnings inside. - RESUBMITTED; AN in Ch1, Story in Ch2
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
On the Bright Side, There isn't a Bright Side by we're-all-stories17 reviews
The world is ending. Maybe. If it ever gets around to it . The team that's supposed to save it? One vessel of Michael who can't stop lusting after his kind-of-human best friend, one vessel of Lucifer determined to better the world via feminism, health food, and docu-dramas, and one fallen angel who still can't turn the shower on without help. Yeah. Mid-season 5, Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,496 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Seduction of Dr John Watson by XistentialAngst reviews
John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,193 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fur and Feathers by elizaye reviews
Dean makes a new, or not-so-new, feline friend. "Animals never chose him over Sam. There had to be something wrong with this cat. Dean lifted his hand, bringing the cat to eye level. What was wrong with it?" Rated M to be safe. ONESHOT
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,834 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
When You're Seventeen by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
High school AU. Dean breaks Castiel's heart in high school. Fifteen years later he's trying to make it right. Some Cas/Balthazar, relationship non-explicit. Dean/other mentioned. Fluffy/Angsty/Romantic
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Worn Clothes by SpiffyK001 reviews
Castiel's existence is barely acknowledged at his high school. Then Dean arrives. HS AU COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,423 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ready To Fall by Cerulea reviews
Castiel falls from Grace for Dean. This is the first fic I've posted!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,010 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 3,279 - Follows: 399 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Tripping by Hatteress reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
And I Shall See His Glory by Luciel89 reviews
After a small accident, Dean finds himself being able to see Castiel's wings. Eventually he finds himself being obsessed with them, secretly admiring them. What happens if Castiel ever finds out Dean is spying on his very private parts? Set mid-season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 233 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Right Kind of Love by ServalSpirit reviews
M/C FLUFF! "What?" she said in amazement. "Who?" He leaned forward until his face was inches from her own. "A man you know well," he breathed. "Who has travelled long with you, fought by you, laughed with you, and fallen in love with you in the process."
Pellinor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Cadvan, Maered - Complete
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Of Demons and Doctors reviews
AU where John is a BAMF demon hunter, and Sherlock is... Sherlock. Not based on Supernatural. In progress, not very original, but I wanted to write it. Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Speaking in quotes reviews
is easier than finding our own words, aka. How Dean came to rely on a book for emotional stability (eventual Dean/Cas) Reading Slaughterhouse 5 would help with understanding this fic
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W.
The Melting of the Ice Man reviews
How Sherlock Holmes managed to introduce Mycroft Holmes and DI Lestrade, and save them from themselves. M for mentions of drug use
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Disenchanted
Title from My Chemical Romance song. Post trf; short desciption of dreams, letting out all the angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times John Watson Said He Wasn't Gay reviews
...and the one time he didn't. Also known as "all those times John made an ass of himself and the one time he accepted it" Eventual Johnlock. /Complete and oops I accidentally sort of M chapter. Nothing graphic, just mentions. Oh and kissing. Lots and lots of kissing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's All The Same To Me reviews
Two-shot. Slash, J/S, Post-TRF. Complete, Part Two; 'Dreams'
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete