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About me

Name's Alex.

I read.

Alot.

Probably more than I should.

Is there a such thing as reading too much?


True Story ( And mind-blowing as hell )

July, 1975 Erskine Lawrence Ebbin was killed in Hamilton, Bermuda after being hit by a taxi and knocked off his moped. Now maybe the poor guy was just driving recklessly, right? I mean, mopeds are unsafe, aren't they? Well here is where is gets weird.

His brother was also hit and killed by a taxi almost one year earlier.

By the same taxi driver.

Driving the same taxi.

Carrying the same passenger.

While riding the same moped.

On the same street.

At the same age (17).

Two brothers, killed the exact same way, by the same person, almost one year apart. Biggest coincidence ever or what? Maybe it was just the biggest coincidence ever, or maybe the taxi driver has something against mopeds, or maybe it was just Death telling us that there's no escaping your time.

Final Destination exists, people. Be afraid.

Taken from Cracked.com

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Trapped in The Spider's Web by starfaes reviews
Tracer is always the only one who actively seeks out the other, Tracer is always the only one who seems to completely lose control and fall apart, and Tracer is the only one in love. Widowmaker has her wrapped around her little finger. The assassin knows this, and she is taking advantage of every single moment.
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer - Complete
As Time Goes By by the savage barbie reviews
The barkeep has never asked, but he can see the silent love story in their eyes. — Azula x Ty Lee. O/S.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Azula, Ty Lee] - Complete
Winning Isn't Everything by PolarisAmane reviews
It wasn't about winning, it shouldn't have been about winning, it should just be about the moment - but then why try so hard?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,644 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Amphierotic Bloodlines by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Book 1 of 3 of the 'Toujours Pur' series •Bellatrix/Narcissa•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 271,854 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Tomcat by demondreaming reviews
Cat has a package for Jade; a birthday gift that keeps on giving. Smut, Rated M, Cade.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Firelight by nikipinz reviews
Sequel to Broken Dragon. I strongly advise reading that one first. Tyzula, Maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 77 - Words: 212,747 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Azula, Mai - Complete
Midnight Hours by Nikkel reviews
At the stroke of midnight, Zuko sees something of his sister he can't unsee, and in the royal bathhouse, at that... [Oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Zuko, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Impossible by PerfectPride reviews
Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,595 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Please Pick Up by Yur-Fluffyness reviews
I can't reach her anymore. That voice mail is all that's left...
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Lulzy Letters by mutive reviews
In my universe, barely literate, semi-medieval characters like sending very short missives back and forth across the country. It makes no sense. Roll with it.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Anora, Cailan T.
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,839 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8533 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
White Cherry Women by YoyoWarrior reviews
TyZula love fest. Azula is released from prison on her 18th birthday to live with her Uncle. Fluffy Fire Lord Zuko wants to make her "good". He wants to give her another chance. Boy, does he need a wake up call.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,107 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - [Azula, Ty Lee] - Complete
Market Day by Windchime68 reviews
Anora is Queen of Ferelden, but her husband is not the man she thought he was. One-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Anora - Complete
Behind the wall of madness by Lydia-kitten reviews
Post-HBP oneshot. Captured by Death Eaters in an attempt to lure Harry, Hermione is put under Bellatrix' "care". Trying to pull her captor's strings, she ends up bound by them instead. Femslash, D/s, Stockholm Syndrome, Noncon, but above all a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
WernickeKorsakoff by VividBlues reviews
Written for the angst challenge. Yoruichi drops by the fourth to make a little visit to Soifon.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Suì-Fēng, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Rose and Sakura Petals by Gentlewatersoul reviews
A secret reminder of time spent between Konan and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sakura H., Konan
Roses by Bablefisk reviews
Hermione has pulled her own life up with the root to go with Fleur to Paris, but when she finds 15 roses, she sees that nothing is as she thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Rose In The Concrete by Hell's Nightingale reviews
Uber Fluff. Sakura always will love Ino as Ino will always love Sakura. It couldn't be no other way. Mature for inferring and fondling. InoSaku SakuIno InoSakura SakuraIno InoxSakura SakuraxIno Ino and Sakura Sakura and Ino InoxSaku SakuxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Broken Dragon by nikipinz reviews
Ty Lee visits Azula in prison, and subsequent action. Post-war obviously Rated T to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 169,922 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
The Serpent's Dance by DangerousDiamondDarling reviews
AU Return to Omashu. A different way Azula 'convinces' Ty Lee to join her hunt for her brother and uncle and the Avatar. Rated M! Warnings for girl on girl.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Azula, Ty Lee - Complete
Turtleducks by Nikkel reviews
The entire reason Azula throws rocks at them. [Oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Azula - Complete
Absolute Gravity by fembuck reviews
Hermione and Pansy’s relationship continues to grow. Sequel to 'Darling Pansy' and 'Beautiful Day'. HermionePansy, Hermansy, femslash, femmeslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,930 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Imitation by DesertRoseTemari reviews
Tayuya's sleeping on the couch tonight. Tayuya x Temari. One shot. AU. Rated M to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Tayuya, Temari - Complete
Lessons by desolate butterfly reviews
[AnkoIno, yuri] In which Anko teaches Ino what it means to be a real kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Anko M., Ino Y.
Ashen Locks by Melpomene the Muse reviews
Hair of white, so pure and delicate... A living doll. [Yuri]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Kanna - Complete
The Princess and the Pig by solderini reviews
A little story about how Tsunade acquired her honorable pet pig. Warnings: shoujoai TsunadeShizune, excessive WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,351 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete