Flying.Mutant.Space.Potatoes
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Joined 06-30-08, id: 1620239, Profile Updated: 08-10-08
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Hello People!!

Umm...

I'm a 14 yr old girl who lives in Australia...

I have absolutly no fear of stalkers as I am one...

Apparently I am also white trash/a slut/a whore/an import...

I'm unusually dirty minded for a 14 year old girl and I've tainted the minds of all of my friends...

Yay me!

I'm a freak who's full of complete and utter bullshit...

I'm part Nazi...

The violent part, not the killing all the Jews part, I'm not rascist

SCREW PEACEFULNESS!! IT GETS US NO WHERE AND YOU KNOW IT!!

Anywayz, moving on

I'm obsessed with Twilight, music (Sum 41, The Smashup, The Getaway Plan, Thrice, System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Killswicth Engage, Limp Bizket, Korn, Linkin Park, AND HEAPS MORE), animals, etc etc etc

If you are reading this then you will one day bow down to me...

As it is my life's goal to rule the world...

And I'll achive that goal...

For you see...

I have...

THE FLYING MUTANT SPACE POTATOES!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That is all.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
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Unconventional Love reviews
When an impossible force pulls you to someone, you don't object or struggle- you just go with the flow, no matter how unconventional it is. Oneshot, Jacob Fluff
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