Hello random person currently looking at my profile right now. o-o Would you do me a favor and STAWP STALKIN MEH ! xD Jk You dont need to know my personal info so dont ask -.- Awesome stuff that I copied and pasted o-o: quote 1: that awkward moment when you realize thay dora the explorer has more freedom than you and she's only 5 quote 2: you eat to much...parents complain you don't eat enough...parents complain you sleep to much...parents complain you don't sleep enough...parents complain you go out to much...parents complain you stay at home a lot...parents complain YOU CAN'T WIN!!! copy and paste if you like this quote 3: a car runs on money and makes you fat, a bike runs on fat and saves you money: copy and paste this on your profile if you like quote 4:when you see your friend reaching for your pack of gum in class. oh hell no! quote 5: mom: clean your room, we're having guest over for dinner. daughter: i didn't realize we were having dinner in my room quote 6: how many times do you have to say 'excuse me' before 'get the hell out of my way' becomes acceptable quote 7: "lets watch a scary movie" after the movie... "dude walk me to the bathroom" quote 8: "im going to bed" actually means "im going to lay on my bed and be on my phone for an hour or so" quote 9: feeling like a boss when you sing a fast verse from a song succesfully quote 10: i hate when i forget to press 'send' and im sitting there like an ldiot waiting for a reply quote 11: 'you break it you buy it' hell no! if i break it i leave it there and slowly fade away quote 12: my attitude in exams: give me questions i dont know and i'll give you answers you don't expect 37 Things To Do In An Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at every floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button. 10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it. 23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!" 26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?" 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!" 33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell different people that you can see their aura. 35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..." FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Will get annoyed about constantly talking about fan-fictions. BEST FRIENDS: Love hearing about fan-fictions! FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! Lel . btw I dont write stories :P I just read them on here |
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