![]() Author has written 1 story for South Park. Dean: HEY EVERYONE!! Emi: Why are you so loud? {to Dean} Hi there :). {to You(s)} Dean: :P ANYWAYS, this is our profile page people :D Emi: Si, si. Estamos nos pagina de profile. Dean & Emi: WE HOPE YOU FEEL WELCOME!!! . _ (Emi then goes to sulk in the corner) Dean: #.#?? What's wrong Emi? Emi: ...I wanted my name first. Dean: Suck it up -_-* x--x--x Names: Emory and Dean Ages: 15 and 14 Genders: Females Location: Your old Candyland game set Favorite Anime: FMA [Dean] & Kobato {Emi} Favorite Cartoon: Family Guy, South Park & Avatar: the Last Airbender (Both of us) Favorite Movies: 9 & Cat's Don't Dance :D x--x--x Dean: that's all your getting from me! Emi: *Rolls eyes* You used the wrong your. It should be you're like "you are." Dean: grammer freak :P Emi: Damn Straight . x--x--x ((«·.. Welcome!! ..·»)) i.f. y.o.u. t.a.l.k. a.b.o.u.t. m.e. h.e.r.e.s. s.o.m.e. a.d.v.i.c.e... c.l.i.c.k. y.o.u.r. h.e.a.l.s. t.h.r.e.e. t.i.m.e.s. a.n.d. s.a.y... i. w.i.s.h. i. h.a.d. a. l.i.f.e. x--x--x Current News: We are lazy bums who need to stay out of trouble and get off our touches. Fanfictions In-Progress: South Park: Spirit: Writer(s) - Emory and Dean Editor - Pachi Current Status - On chapter 2 at the moment. Hopefully this won't take absolutely forever... Happenings - All the characters have been introduced. A bunch of uninvited people might end up Tweek's family cafe', A mandatory pep rally next week is stressing out a couple of students at South Park, and Cameron is plotting something that has to do with a bunch of people's personal and private dreams and goals. Peter Pan: Your Star, My Star: (Coming Soon!!) Writer(s) - Emory Current Status - I think it's starting out good. Hopefully it will get better with time. I'm not really satisfied wit hit right now. Happenings - Eleanor has been sent off by her parents to learn more in the art of ballet. Her grandmother hopes it helps that delusional head of hers. However, the 'delusions' seem to have followed her to her new location. One-Shots & Short Stories: Jimmy Neutron: Breakeven - A song-fic about how Jimmy feels after Cindy has moved on. Based on the song Breakeven by The Script. Coming Soon!!! x--x--x Random Other Stuff: 1. Pigs can glide! They're getting closer to flight. Go Piggies GO!!!! 2. Say "Bluddle-Uddle-Um-Dum" and you'll be clean in a snap! (Snow White reference) x--x--x (··(LaUgH wHeN nOtHiNg'S fUnNy (··(DaNcE wHeN tHeRe'S nO mUsIc (··(SiNg lIkE yOu'Ve nEvEr SuNg B 4 (··(LoVe TiLl It HuRtS* (··(CrY wHeN yOu'Re SaD* (··(SmIlE wHeN yOu'Re HaPpY* (.x.( BuT lIvE eAcH dAy LiKe YoUr LaSt! 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Diana and Emory 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Diaizzle (not working out here ;P) and Emoizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Mustard Turtle (Woohoo!) and Violet Tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Maya Bud and Katheryn Bud . YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kridiham (Sounds about right lol) and Johemjoh (...no comment...that's a comment) 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Grassy Green Jarrito and Ruby Dr. Pepper (I think I just described the can? @.@) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): I have no name (I'm nameless! They'll never find me ;)) and Jane 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Beagle and Black Cat (Seems normal enough) -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -When in doubt, make up words! If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile Have You Ever? (Emi =X Dean=#)C: [X#] been in an airplane [X#] been in a relationship [X] been in a car accident [#] been in a fist fight [X] been in love with someone [X] had your heart broken [X#] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone [ ] had someone question my sexual orientation [X#] done something you regret (Dean: Who hasn't?) [X#] done something illegal [#] broken a promise [X#] hid a secret [X#] pretended to be happy [X#] met someone who changed your life (Emi: 3 Dean: [X#] pretended to be sick [#] left the country (Dean: a mi verdadero hogar ) [X#] tried something you normally wouldn't and liked it [X#] cried over the silliest thing [X#] gone to the beach with your best friend [X#] got into an argument with your friends [X] hated someone [X#] stayed single for 2 years (Dean: ...nah, I've had a boyfriend age 1-14) [X#] snuck out of a house [ ] held a gun/knife for self defense [ ] killed somebody [X#] broken someone's heart [#] cried when someone you didn't even know personally died -You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. - Kasey 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? - Yellow 3. Your first initial? - D 4. Your month of birth? - December 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? - Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. - Claudia 7. Your favorite number? -72 8. Do you like California or Florida more? - Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? - Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). - I wish I could kiss my friend to see if his lips are as soft as they look, hehe. Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. (Dean: hehe, . 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. (Dean: WTF? okay...) 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. (Dean: well, she is my sister) 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Dean: Too many for my tastes...) 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. (Dean: No, I'm going to make it a reality real soon ;P) If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!) 1 (Jan)- I shot 2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with 3 (Mar) - I stabbed 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I slapped 6 (June)-I robbed 7 (July) -I kissed 8 (Aug) -I smoked with 9 (Sept) - I needed 10 (Oct) - i hugged 11 (Nov) - I ran naked with 12 (Dec) - I banged Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star 02 - my boyfriend 03 -a hobo 04 - a homeless guy 05 - the one that i love 06 -the trojan man 07 - the cookie monster 08 - a sexy girl 09 - a bowl of cereal 10 - a mop 11 - a tooth brush 12 - a hobo 13 -a dog 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bag of weed 18 - the kool-aid man 19 - an Easter egg 20 - tori the snowman 21 - a hottie 22 - my crush 23 -yo momma 24 - a Mexican 25 - a teletubby 26 - a condom 27 - a gangsta 28 - Paris Hilton 29 - Barney the Dinosaur 30 - my ex boyfriend 31 -my lover Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that Black - because I love weed Pink - because I smoke crack Turquoise- because im good in bed brown- because i like to snort cocaine Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because im gay Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs Other - because im retarded Green -because that bum stole my taco Orange - because i still love him RED- because the gummy bears made me blue - because i like shoelaces Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver graphic- because I am crazy like that none- because i have a killer six pack!! Ode to our brother and sister Dean: I banged a sexy girl because I like shoelaces!! Emi: I hugged cookie monster because I have AMAZING boobs. (Emi: This is my first hearing of it :)) I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen. oooO l( ) ll\ ( llll\_) DoNt FoLlOw Me...i RuN iNtO WaLlS FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. !!IfYouAreNormalThenYouAreWeird!! BUNNIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!! WHY ARE WE THE ONLY ONES WHO CARE!! "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Anonymous x--x--x |
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