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I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows

and smiles and everybody would be happy.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!

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-who the hell knows? I'm just winging it from now on!

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No Longer Weak by Riddler-of-Words reviews
That girl she used to be died when he left. In its place is the promise to her village to kill him, the emotional scarring of a failed mission, and the determination to rely on no one but herself. All of that will be tested when Sasuke comes back, demanding her help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,920 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 8/23/2018 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Worthy of Love by CultOfStrawberry reviews
For so long, Hephaestus has been scorned by everyone else, even by the Goddess of Love herself. But the lame god learns just what love is, how little appearances really count, and that everyone is worthy of being loved.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,944 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hephaestus
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 365,871 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Locker Coversations by fergie20 reviews
AU "Um… E-excuse me, but why are you trying to b-break down my locker?" "'Cuz this is the locker number I was given." SuiHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/26/2016 - Published: 10/13/2009 - [Suigetsu H., Hinata H.]
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Catching a Shinobi by Jan Lee reviews
[NOVEL.] Everyone said it was an old wives' tale. It was just a scare tactic to keep shinobi within their own ranks. Until Kiba unwittingly discovered some truths about the village Konoha. A coming-of-age story, Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino/OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,618 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.]
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
The Winding Dunes of Sand by softwinds reviews
He had known it was her from the beginning… He had sensed her energy the very second she stepped foot outside the village. He had felt her essence the very instant she stepped onto desert sand. He couldn't deny he was surprised she would show up but when she turned to leave, he knew he had to stop her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,948 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Rollercoaster by Kieren reviews
They weren't compatible at all. He was the famed Captain of the Sand Hawks. Famous sporting stars didn't go around with dowdy women and their nephews. AU. GaaHina. Please heed rating. [Discontinued] [Currently being re-written and re-titled as Arm Candy. Please visit my profile to read Arm Candy. Thank you.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,010 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
After the Fall by Insane Romantic reviews
When Sakura dies, the last thing she expects to do is to wake up again... eight years in the past.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,789 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Magic Meets The Konoha Sannin by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are sent as ANBU Team 7 to Hogwarts to protect both the school and Harry Potter. They are The Legendary Sannnin of Konoha sent to Hogwarts to fight the battle of Orochimaru and Voldemort combined. NaruSakuSasu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sakura H.
War and Love by Solarissis reviews
The god crossed the little distance between us. His right arm went behind my head and grabbed my hair, not pulling just restraining. He pushed me close to him, his sword raised to my throat, The steel was sharp and the blood that bathed in was still warm.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,894 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Ares - Complete
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Jackpot by Akuma Mame reviews
Hinata is running from her old life and stumbles in a casino. There she gets unbelievable luck and hits the jackpot! Not only does her life change but she meets a mysterious man and many obstacles are between them. Summary sucks! gaahina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
The Will of a Kunoichi by Random Mongoose reviews
Everyone is changing and growing up... except Ino. Wanting to make something of herself, Ino sets off on a journey to try and become the best she could be. But can she be strong enough to face a new threat to her village when she returns? Ino X Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Tomorrow by Jaggarte x reviews
Kakashi and Hinata are on a mission when Kakashi accidentally ingests a special kind of drug making him lose his inhibitions. What's going to happen after this? What are their real feelings and can they deal with it all? Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,060 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Blink by Morgiee reviews
"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't turn away, and don't blink. Good luck." Time is an illusion, and Sakura is caught in the middle. Modern day. SakuDei, slight SakuKiba. Implied NaruHina, InoShika.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Living Once Dead by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
I only ever TRULY lived once I dead, Naruto" For 3 long years, she had been deemed 'MIA', dead to them all, until the one horrid day she returned to them, only to be not as she was. Now an enemy to them all, she danced with death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Art Class Is A Bang! by cutelittleuchihagurl reviews
Deidara is the new art teach at Sakura's new school. When Sakura breaks up with her boyfriend will love bloom between the two? Or will Itachi steal her heart? DeiSaku ItaSaku tiny SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crossed Hearts by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
When Winnie McKinnon's mother, Marlene, was killed during the 1st Wizarding War, the Weasleys took her in as one of their own. Fred and George were her best mates, but one had the potential to be much more. Part I.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,339 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Clash of the NeoSannin II by Benjy122 reviews
After Danzo's disastrous Hokage reign tore the shinobi world asunder, Naruto and Sakura try to heal Konoha's bloody past and present. Their endeavors for peace are hampered by the rampant hatred in the ninja world, and the missing nin Sasuke Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,647 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Claude Monet by Stormdragon6 reviews
The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,221 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
A Worthy Masterpiece by Ina-chanz reviews
Just an idea that came to me about a Dark Deidara&Hinata fic :3 Some confusion. Character Death. R&R please Thx.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Tales Told By Dead Friends by allurement reviews
AU. So what, are you trying to say that a video game killed my best friend?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Shikamaru N.
The Wild by Acey Rey reviews
ON HIATUS! The Kings and Queens of old have to return Narnia's newest hero to his rightful place. But Narnia has changed. It's darker. Brutal. Wild... Delaney is back in this sequel to UNTAMED, and she's just as much trouble as ever.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 452 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X
Nezumi by aFlawedDesign reviews
Five years after Itachi’s demise, Sasuke encounters a skilful and talented ANBU. Deciding she would be the one to bear his children, he willingly returns to Konoha, determined to unmask her. But there’s one complication, what are Akai ANBU? Sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,150 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
iAm Unseen by iCarlyFanFreek825 reviews
When Sam is killed, she comes back to Earth in ghost form. In order to fully come back to life, she must kiss the person she wants to most. But he is someone she thinks she hates, and hates her back. Rated T for character 'death'. My first SEDDIE story!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,513 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Die, Everyone’s Doing It by allurement reviews
AU. The zombie apocalypse has arrived, and eleven teenagers find themselves seeking refuge at their high school. But with the zombies looking for fresh blood at every corner, and the gang getting killed off one by one, is survival really possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,135 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kiba I.
Be Mean by New Secret Identity reviews
Sometimes you get what you want. Sometimes when that happens, you have to accept that what you want isn't what you need. Hinata defines, and redefines herself. AU, Gaahina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,400 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
The Trouble With Me by Olly BaaBaa-Chan reviews
-sigh- ANOTHER highschool fic. how original right? Depends on your opinion I guess. Sakura's new to Konoha High and meets a whole bunch of great friends, including Gaara, but will she end up causing them more trouble than she ever imagained? gaaxsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,360 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A Sudden Temptation by XZ-Tic reviews
If someone had warned Ino that within the span of one night, she'd find herself lusting after that arrogant, temperamental womanizer, Inuzuka Kiba, she would've immediately high tailed her butt out of Konoha to spare herself the lapse in sanity... (Updated Summary)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.]
A Season of Malcontent by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,332 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
A Beautiful Lie by allurement reviews
AU. “Ninjas don’t exist. You’re in the Konoha Psychiatric Hospital, Naruto. You’ve been here for the past eleven years.” In which Naruto struggles to accept reality, and misses a life that wasn’t even there to begin with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete