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Yes, I'm one of those cynical, vengeful fans. in particular, here are my personal annoyances:

- Pairings of two characters who hate each other's guts (Kyo/Iori from "King of Fighters, for instance)

- Yaoi/yuri pairings that interfere with straight pairings

- Pairings obviously pulled out of thin air (especially when the creators of these pairings defend them, yet "can't see" how a more plausible (even if only slightly more plausible) pairing can work)

- Fanfiction based on true events, in which chararcters are written to depict the true events no matter how out of character the behavior is (hint to such authors: try using original characters)

- Breaking up canon and/or popular pairings, then throwing half of the original couple with some overhyped character.

- Authors who claim to really like a character and/or pairing, then proceed to write bad stuff about them (death, break-up, etc.)

- Authors who have the gall to call stories in which bad stuff happens to a couple (and the couple doesn't end up together in the end for whatever reason, including death) "romances"

- Unnatural pregnancies for the sake of giving a yaoi/yuri couple children (girls getting pregnant alone or by their female partners/guys getting pregnant in any way, shape, or form)

- Rape, incest (consensual or otherwise), and bestiality (again, consensual or otherwise)

- Songfics in which the fact that author didn't fully understand the song shows

- Stories immune from bad reviews simply because they involve a particular character or pairing, likewise those that get flamed for the same reasons

- Authors who lack confidence and show it

- Delusional authors who think that by only allowing "signed" reviews, they are immune from bad reviews.

- Anyone who thinks those who don't agree with them are "just jealous" and/or have "no talent"

I think I've said too much.

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The Price of Vicious Rumors by ivy v reviews
What happens when rumors about Iori & random partners, of the romantic variety, get out of hand. Also makes fun of poorly written songfics, which is pretty much all of them.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
The Awful Truth about Slashfics by The Awful Truth reviews
I try my hand at a yaoific. Kyo and Iori. In my conceited opinion, this is everything a yaoi fic should be. And if you disagree, I'll call you "Close minded."
King of Fighters - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2002