![]() Uh. Heelloo. In short moments, I'm just a normal person with a good few years before my mid-life crisis. My life pretty much revolves around swearing, smooching, sucking up and shitting. I basically have no life, so I spend my time writing unpublished fanfiction. My friends know I'm a crazy twit. Bah humbug. If I had a million dollars, I'd probably hoard it. I'm a gebsbillionjabtrillionkejoctillionmillion strong Edward/Bella shipper (and while we're on the subject, GOOOO ROBSTEN!). I'm also very lazy. I love anything vintage. I'm tiny, at the proud height of 5"4. Maybe less, but who cares. Short people are the ones who change the world - we're more environmentally friendly than those of average height. Since we relate better to the ground, we can plant trees 6.378 seconds faster than a person a foot taller - proven, by yours truly. Although I did sabotage, so does that make me a bad person? Aviators for the win. My motto in life: "Do what you love and fuck the rest." See ya in my next life, babes. |
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