Otaku : Hi minna! Everybody in Fairy Tail would be in my story Lucy:Er...does that include Zeref? Otaku: Oh shit! I just... I just... starts to cry I just invited everybody... I forgot to exclude him... What if he destroys everyone? It'll be my fault...WHY WAS I EVEN BORN IN THIS WORLD!? Gray: Er... calm down... I'm sure we can figure this out right Natsu? Natsu: What? Gray: sighs forget it. You're just as dense as ever. Natsu : WHAT DID YOU SAY? Gray: I said you're dense Natsu: YOU WANT A FIGHT? Gray: You're like a gangster... Lucy: A dense gangster to be precise Otaku: Now Natsu's being bullied THIS IS ALL MY FAULT sobs Gray: uncomfortable with people crying Hey... Don't cry..Er... You did your best... Lucy: Gray! Gray:Shit, did I say the wrong thing? Otaku: cries I did my best in inviting Zeref! sobs even harder Lucy: sighs Gray:I hate my life Natsu: Want me to end it? Gray:Natsu you bastard... Natsu: Wanna fight? Gray: strips BRING IT ON! Erza: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Natsu: I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER I'VE DONE! I REGRET EVERYTHING!*falls down to his knees*GOD FORGIVE ME! Lucy: What's wrong with him? Gray: Apparently he stole Erza's cake yesterday and she's still angry with him Lucy: That's a side of Natsu I never seen before. It almost seems like the edolas Natsu. Natsu Dragion sneezes in Edolas. Erza: Do you want punishment Natsu!? evil aura Natsu: NO please NO. Gray snickers Natsu: evil glare Erza: I SAW THAT Natsu: Something got into my eye! I swear it! Gray: You're pathetic Erza: Gray don't cross the line evil glare Gray:ok.. Happy: Aye sir! Lucy:Well... that was random Gray: Yup Wendy: Lucy san, can I ask you a question? whispers into her ear* Lucy appears shocked Lucy: Where did you learn that?! Wendy: *appears uncomfortable*I was using Gray's computer to play Farmville when I saw the folder... Wendy: So what exactly does porn mean? Lucy: GRAY! Gray: Wait! I can explain!! No you cant Gray You say English, we say Japanese You say cars, we say Nyan Cat You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid You say swords, we say Bleach You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say countries, we say Hetalia You say hello, we say konichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto You say Family, We say Vongola You say notebook,We say DeathNote You say Gay, We say Yaoi You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud! You're a 90's kid if: You remember watching: -Keenan and Kel. -Doug. -The Amanda Show. -All That. -Rockos Modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -Fresh Prince of Bellair -Full House -Cheers -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack -doggy doggy diamond step right out! When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendo and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -Ghost Busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" :) You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. -Invader Zim All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or Xbox 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. . . It is sad because this is true. Otaku Oath I promise to remember Ed whenever I rant because someone called me short. And I promise to remember Greed whenever theres something that I want. I promise to remember the Straw Hats while I follow my dreams. And I promise to remember Shanks and Ace when I discover the meaning of sacrifice. (will add later...) Soul Eater Oath I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with written words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, MadCatta, True Colours, GypsyxSilent, Electric Plum, ThirteenImperial, Keentjebeer, cjsylvester, souleaterfangal123,Musicmegamaniac |
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