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Joined 08-15-10, id: 2496766, Profile Updated: 08-31-11
Author has written 5 stories for Big Time Rush, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, X-overs, and Marching Band.

hello, hola and... that's all i remember, *shrugs*

i don't really know how you are supossed to do this! but, i'll try my best, people of fanfiction

Name: Kim.

age: teen

favorite things to do: reading fanfiction, writing, reading, bakugan dimensions (if you see a girl called hex, or hexagonial, you'll have seen mwah), notdoppler (i am a girl!), youtube, wii, ds, t.v., hanging with my friends, making people laugh, singing, annoying people for no reason (what it is funny *shrugs*) and spending time with my family.

style: slight athletic, classic and skater.

genre: i like to read/write adventures, and fantasy. i will add some romance in later who knows?

favorite artists: charice, carrie underwood, demi lovato, selena gomez, Avril lavigne, katy perry, paramore, glee, green day, All time low, taylor swift, and lot's of others. I mostly like songs that empower and have meaning

favorite t.v. shows: pokemon, Naruto, bakugan, phineas and Ferb, icarly, victorious, wipeout, basically disney, cartoon network and nickolodeon.

weird things about me: i am known to act random, and also to say ow on contact, i take random languages and whisper them to random people (bakugan Dimensions). i love video games and i am known to watch tv for long periods of time, and any anime i get hooked on too on youtube.

recent times: i made my all county band! but i haven't been on recent

Now, i'm going to OBX! WHOOO-HOOO!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (i'm slightly skinny)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
If I look Fatter Tommorow I MUST be Pregnant.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm writing a FANTASY NOVEL, so MUST be stealing from Twilight.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I used to LIKE MY FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a man-stealing whore
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST do nothing but lay on the beach in a bikini
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be a bratty white girl in Beverly Hills
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling *.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a *.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a PACIFIST, so I MUST not stand up for myself.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm from TEXAS, so I MUST wear cowboy boots every day
I've NEVER had a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be either a loser or a lesbian.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I wear my hair in PIGTAILS, so I MUST be immature.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m BLACK STUDENT in HONORS CLASSES, so I MUST be trying to be white.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I don't like JUSTIN BIEBER, so I MUST not like Music

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast.
I only have FIVE FRIENDS, so i HAVE TO BE a loser.

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm a CHRISTIAN who supports GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be going to Hell.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a PACIFIST, so I MUST let people walk all over me.

I Am That Girl

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people calls her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. (If you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone)

Ladies, are you tired of the stupid, corny and just plain boring pick up lines so over used it makes you want to scream? Wish you knew just what to say to stop them in their tracks and walk away with a huge grin?

I feel your pain! So here is a list of some of the best comebacks to pick up lines that I could find. I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t wait to try them out. And after reading, I bet you won’t be able to wait, too! Never fear or worry about another pick up line again.

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: If I wrote the dictionary, I'd put U and I together.
Woman:...Because you apparently can't spell?

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Man: “May I see you pretty soon?”
Woman: “Don't you think I'm pretty now?”

Man: “Your hair color is fabulous.”
Woman: “Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.”

Man: “You look like a dream.”
Woman: “Go back to sleep. “

Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Yes, I want you to leave.”

After hearing a pick-up line:
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

Older man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

Man: "What do I have to give you for one little kiss?"
Woman: "Chloroform"

Man: "May I have the last dance?"
Woman: "You've just had it."

Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?"
Woman: "What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?"

Boy from a game: ur cute
Me: URGH! WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THAT!

If acercrombie and finch said it was uncool to breat, 97% of teens would die.
post this on your profile if you'd be one of the 3% laughing your butts off.

If Justin Bieber was standing on the edge of a building, 60% of the population would be bawling, 15% would be running around in utter hysterics, 15% would be screaming "Don't do it Justin!"
post this on your profile if you are part of the 10% that would be eating popcorn watching intently, or dead by laughing at silly fangirls running around wildly.

"i never fall i just test gravity! it still works!" one of my best friends.

"the only thing that never changes is Change."

click it, read it and review

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Phineas and Ferb: Take Two! by AnimationNut reviews
Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes of Phineas and Ferb? Well, now you can find out. And believe me, some weird and crazy stuff goes on with that crew. Now up, moments from: The Great Indoors.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 92,222 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Candace, Phineas, Ferb
The Stars and a Little Bit More by ArcticJacs reviews
Kyleana isn't a stranger to time and space travel. Far from it. She has a Timepiece embedded into her arm, and it has given her the opportunity to see things out of this world - literally. She never expected it to crash, though. She didn't expect to find herself stranded in Earth. And she never, ever, expected to find stuff of legends and stories: the last Time Lord. [DoctorxOC]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 94,088 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 3/10/2014 - [10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC] 9th Doctor
Reality by LovelyAmberLight reviews
A more realistic story of a whovian getting stuck in the "Doctor Who" universe. This isn't the typical "Yay, I met the Doctor" story. If you suddenly found out the Doctor was real, wouldn't you be a little scared? That would mean all the monsters were real too! WARNING: Trying the first quick chapter, may result in who-fic addiction. (Not responsible for binge reading) :)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 256,909 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/12/2018 - Published: 11/21/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T., OC
Wanderer of Time: Silence Begins by Tinker16 reviews
Wanda, now newly regenerated, must embark on her greatest adventure yet—an adventure filled with dire outcomes, emotional turmoil, and sinister enemies. As her enigmatic past becomes even more shrouded, an even greater mystery lies ahead for her. A change is developing that Wanda is not quite sure she is ready to face just yet. (Part Two of the Wanderer of Time trilogy)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 509,918 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 9/24/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
Oh, What A Tangled Web We Weave by JkayChase reviews
"Welcome, my princess-" I slammed the door in the cosplayer's face, thoroughly creeped out. Ouran was obviously a school for not only rich snobs, but also rich idiots.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,966 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Wanderer of Time by Tinker16 reviews
A normal life was all Wanda had ever known. She thought it was all she ever wanted. Until one fateful night when her seemingly simple world was turned on its head. Wanda, once an ordinary human girl, now finds herself in a universe of strange creatures and even stranger people. A universe she had only visited in her distant dreams. The universe of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 228,327 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
The New Generation: Year One by Ruthie Smith reviews
It's a new year at Hogwarts, and a new set of children. Catrin Jones is a street thief from Cardiff who has been swept up into Hogwarts. Who is her father? And what is the sinister new threat brewing in the Wizarding World? Only time will tell...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,589 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - James S. P., Fred W. II - Complete
The Bucket List by deceptive-serenade reviews
If we don't complete the Bucket List, we won't graduate. Run if you hear us say the words "Bucket List" – you'll get involved, too. Albus/OC Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,563 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Albus S. P., OC - Complete
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High School Marching Band reviews
so... yeah the title kinda explains it- it's a basic narration of most high school band experiences, with first person, and really me talking from experience. i'm a sophmore clarinet currently but i think this desccribes most freshman's experiences.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/26/2012
Band of Misfits
The group behind the lines, meet them and their leader as they fight their way for Vestroia.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,857 - Published: 11/20/2010
Freedom Run
a story i found from a old project. i think it was from 4th grade, so be NICE! thank you, click it or ignore it!
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Published: 11/20/2010
I am me Just me
Just lyrics to a song, I put them here so I could show a friend just what i'm like. May countinue into a story, so either ignore or click.
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Complete
Stuck In Time reviews
This may or not contain the boys cause i'm not completely sure about it if it dissapears, don't blame me. R&R. Rated k for mentions of Rape, Nothing else. Click it, Read it, Review. Thanks!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010