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Hello people and welcome to my insane profile! You probably wanna know a little bit about me.(Dunno why but that's probably why you here)

Name: Jace

Gender: Female

Age: Ageless

I'm a wolf demon! I've got black, elbow-length hair, amber eyes, and black wolf ears and tail. I'm a bishonen-obsessed, anime-freak with a short temper and quite a few random moments.

Here's a list of my muses!

Name: Zephyr

Gender: Female

Species: Wolf Demon

Other: Waist-length black hair, bangs streaked with purple. The tips of her wolf ears are purple, as is the underside and tip of her tail. Zephyr is pretty much my insane, sugar high side. She's pretty dim-witted and slow, but she's funny and has a good heart.She and Bast are dating and she thinks she's the Muffin Man...

Name: Bast (He's actually my boyfriend persona.)

Gender: Male

Species: Dragon boy

Other: Bast has light blue, shoulder-length hair that always in a low ponytail and light green eyes. He has pointed ears, one small gold earring in the left lobe, white horns coming from his temples, dragon wings, and a dragons tail. Bast is a sweet, mild-mannered guy. He's a great guys and doesn't belive in cursing. He and Zephyr are dating.

Name: Zero

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Other: Zero has ankle-length brown hair and green eyes. She's never seen without her glasses and her hair is usually in a high ponytail. She's an arrogant bitch who thinks she's going to rule the universe. She's anime obsessed and has an extremely short temper.

Name: Kaida

Gender: Female

Species: Cougar Demon

Other: Kaida has shoulder length brown hair, streaked with blonde and in a ponytail, and gold eyes. She has cougar ears and a cougar tail. She's really a sweet girl with a bit of a weird streak. She can pretty much do anything with a computer.

Name: Kitsune (Nickname-Kya)

Gender: Female

Species: Fox/Bat Demon Hybrid

Other: Kya has shoulder-legth blonde hair and gray eyes. She has black-tipped fox ears and a fox tail, as well as purple bat wings. Her personality is pretty much the same as Zephyr's, only she's stranger and stupider.(O.o If that's possible) She belives shes Spiderman...

To quote my friend Bridget...if you don't like my stories, BURN IN HELL!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quotes

"I said no and felt really bad...well, actually I didn't, but that's beside the point."

"A little hard work never killed anyone important.”

"...just getting through the day without killing somebody can be an achievement."

“Careful what you create in that head of yours. It might just come to life someday. “

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.”

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait! Not me, you!”

“Do you have that picture with me in the pigtails?”

“Yeah.”

“Can I burn it?”

“Why! It’s a cherished family memory!”

“I wanna burn it.”- A conversation between my friend Krys and her mom

“I always win, except when I lose, but then I just don’t count it.”

“I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.”

“I just want revenge, is that so wrong?”

“Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.”

“When all else fails, violence prevails.”

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

“If you can’t get somebody out of your head, maybe they’re supposed to be there.”

“Have a nice day, but don’t have it here!”

“Less talking, more hitting.”

“Go for the jugular!”-My friend Avery

“Big whoopee crap.”-My mom(gasp!)

Hello? Invisible boy? This is reality calling. Um, yeah, you left your headlights on in the parking lot...

Kitty: Meow
Cartman: No kitty this is my pot pie
Kitty: Meow
Cartman: No kitty, that's bad kitty--
Kitty: Meow
Cartman: NO KITTY, THIS IS MY POT PIE!
(Kitty hisses)

Kitty, kitty, kitty... I love kitty.

Jesus is coming!...look busy...

OH NO! RUN!

--

Can I have your picture? I collect natural disasters.

I'm a natural disaster...

--

After Tré and Billie practice a bit for 5 seconds, there is an awkward silence ...

...
Billie: Let's go shopping!

I love this quote!

I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs, we'd be laaaameee! I'm talking nightcourt in a thrift season laaameeahhh! –Cartman

BEST SONG EVER...

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Respect my authoritah! – Cartman

I will respect your authoritah... JEDI MIND TRICK!

"Punk rock died...and I fuckin' killed it!" - Billie Joe Armstrong of GD

Killer...

"I don't know what Billie just said...so I'll talk about chickens." - Tre Cool of GD

CHICKENS RULE!

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Bridget: You sway...
Krys: Do not!
Jay: Haha, you sway!
Krys: I DO NOT SWAY!

Krys sways...

Why cant we live without warning?

Because God wants us to live... pfft...

Why do banks leave their doors wide open, yet chain the pens to the counter!

Because they're retarded.

Why do people IM you and then not talk?

Because they hate me.

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

I... have... no... idea...

--
What's love got to do with IT?

Ugh... next question!

--

Chris: The government is here! RUN E.T.!
E.T: -screams and runs away-

Family Guy rocks...

Mrs. S: Samantha, turn around! This is Science class, not gossip hour!
Chris: Aw man! I'm leaving!

Poor Chris...

--

Carly: Heeey Justin!
Justin: ...hi
Josh: Ah c'mon, leave Justin alone!
Carly: ...heeey Josh!

Heh. Poor Josh.

--

"God bless Jesus, Mary, Joseph...and everyone else up there" - My Ex-Science Teacher

Don't forget Moses!

Carly: Can I get a drink?
Mrs. S: NO! Jeez... You guys act like 4 years old! Can I get a drink? Can I get a drink? Will you tie my shoes?
Corey: No one has asked that!
Josh: Sure they did! Hey Joe! Will ya tie my shoes?
Joe: Sure thing!

Can someone tie my shoes? XD

Mrs. S: We're going to watch a movie about atoms
(groans from the class)
Sam: Can we turn off the lights?
Mrs. S: There is no way on God's green earth that we are EVER going to turn off the lights!
Sam: Please?
Mrs. S: NO!

God's green earth? Oookk...

--

Corey: Can I close the door?
Mrs. S: Sure.
(Corey closes door. A 7th grader screams in the hall and the class laughs)
Mrs. S: They're like a herd of cows out there!
Chris: Mooo...
(class goes silent)
Chris: What! She said cow!

That she did... that she did...

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Girl: Mr. Addley, are you handing out two different packets?
silence
Mr. A: ...maybe...

Sneaky...

Me: Think I can steal it?
Bridget: (laughs) Yeah, right!
Me: I'm being serious.
Bridget: (stops laughing) Gee I dunno if you could. I mean, you'll run up there, grab the guitar, run offstage, pushing people aside screaming 'OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO STEAL A GUITAR!'

That was a good day XP

--

Liz: We deserve to have school on Valentine's Day because we love school
Scott: Liz
(Liz faces Scott)
Scott: shakes head ...no

Those two were voted Most Unique…WHY WASN’T I VOTED MOST UNIQUE?

"Damn it is not God's last name."

It could be...

Nick: I want to be a British mother. (insert female British accent) Time for tea!

He's crazy...

(After we ended up having school on Wed., Mr. Addley said 95 we weren't going to have school)
Me: 95 huh?
Mr. A: That's why I said 95 chance.
Bridget: The 5 chance came through...

Sadly...

Corey the fattest kid in school (upon eating noodles with meat sauce): I’m a vegetarian!
Krys: sure you are... that's why your so thin
(everyone at table laughs)
Krys: what did you have for breakfast?
Corey: i ate coffee
Krys: uuuummmm... you cant eat coffee
Jason: Corey you an el gorgo!(sp?)
Krys: i didn't take Spanish yet
Jason(leans over and whispers into my ear: it means he's fat
Krys: SI SENOR!
Corey: ABLA ABLA YAKA MANNY WABBA!
(they stare)
Corey: did i go crazy yet?
Krys: Corey, you were crazy since the first day i met you...

(--eye twitches--) This was crazy...

Cartman: Hey guys! How's it going?
Chef: Cartman?
Stan: No that's Kenny
Cartman: What the hell are you assholes doing here?
Stan: That's Cartman

Cartman... (--shakes head--) he's too odd...

James A:I'm going to go say 'hi' to my mom. She's working at the food stand.
Bridget: Okay.
James A: Stay here.
Bridget (--after thinking for a bit--): No,James, wait! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS MANIAC! (--points at Dunnstone--)
James A: Okay then you come with me and Dunnstone can stay here
Dunnstone: Heeey, no!

Krys's Mom: I'm going now
Krys: Okay
Krys's Mom: Behave
Krys: I'll try
Krys's Mom: Keep an eye on the dogs
Krys: I'll try
Krys's Mom: What was that?
Krys: ...I will.

Krys: If Jason can't come Saturday, we'll ramsack his house and hold him hostage!
Bridget (thinking outloud): Hmm...yeah sounds really good...

Bridget and me were talking about what would happen if she had Amnesia.

Me: Hi B.B.!
Bridget: B.B.? Who the hell is B.B. and who the hell are you?

Me: You're homeroom teacher is Mr. Orfenella...
Bridget: That's hilarious!
Me: You're boyfriend's name is Jason.
Bridget: Boyfriend? What the fuck have you been drinking? Who's this so-called Jason kid? Is he a jock or something?
Me: My name is Jess.
Bridget: That's a funny name! (--laughs--)

Bridget: Jess thinks she is the Muffin Man, Jason thinks he is Jack the Pumpkin King, and Shauna thinks she is Spider-Man
Krys: Wow
Me: I wanna be Human Torch...

FLAME ON!

Me: I am the muffin man! (--pulls out muffin from lunchbag--) What's this? My mom packed me a muffin! I TRULY AM THE MUFFIN MAN!

Yes I am

Jess: Oh my god...
Bridget: What?
Jess: You have hair!

Uh...no it's fake?

Me: OMG it's Bridget
Bridget: Er?
Me: I'm on AIM too much

That’s me! x_X

James: So who's this Jason I here so much about?
Bridget: He's...uh...my cousin's friend...
Me: He's her booooooooyfriend!
Bridget: No! I prefer to call him my cousin's friend!
Me: He's your boyfriend you know
Bridget: You're single... (--gets kicked by me--) Damn you!

Not anymore!

Bridget: I'm bored...
Me: You miss your boyfriend
Bridget: I know I do
Me: Oh my god, you actually agreehe's your boyfriend!
Bridget: If it's worth making you jealous (--I punched Bridget in the arm--) Ow, ow, ow!
Me: Haha!
Bridget: I'll have Jason get you for this...
Me: Go ahead, he can't take me!
Bridget: ...

At this point, I imagined a fighting scene with samurai swords...

Bridget: Bang bang
Jason: Wait...What!
Bridget: Bang bang
Jason: You know what that means right?
Bridget: Yeah...OH MY GOD. I MEANT BANG BANG FROM A GUN!
(Me and Jason are laughing maniacally. Bridget laughs a bit too)
Bridget: It's...not...funny!
Me: Yes it is! Yes it is!
Bridget: Okay so it's a bit funny...but I meant a gun! Not...that...!

BastRulez(Jeremiah): U have a rebellious computer
SummerAvalon (Me): yes I do kicks computer
BastRulez: O.o
BastRulez: -yawn-
SummerAvalon: kicks computer again
BastRulez: -it sparks-
BastRulez uh-oh
BastRulez: bad sign

SummerAvalon : yeah...-holds out virtual cookie- Cookie?

Krwlng10101(Bridget) : -knocks on head-
Bomber2911(Jason) : -sound of silence-
Krwlng10101: I think I hear elevator music...

BlackDragon8460 (Jason again): no suicide and i am serious
Krwlng10101: suicide is fun. especially penguin suicide -throws penguin down a cliff-
BlackDragon8460: yep that is fun
SummerAvalon: that wasn’t penguin suicide, that was penguin homicide.

Me: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves!
Jeremiah: What...-gulp-...song?

Me: Cookie time! -eats virtual cookie-

Me: IT'S MY HOT THREE-EYED PYROMANIAC WITH ANGER ISSUES!(Bridget sent me her entire collectin of Hiei pictures, over 200 in all)
Bridget: Okay...I have chap 6 up
Me: -drools then snaps awake- What did you say? I was staring at my hot fire apparition

Bridget: Nobody likes you. Everyone left you. They're all out without you havin' fun!
Me: How inspiring...the feel good song of the year

Krwlng10101: Yo Zeph...you there?
kryslburns (Krys): no she died
kryslburns: she got reincarnated and is now the bug hovering in front of my face
kryslburns: squishes bug
SummerAvalon has left the room.
Krwlng10101: AGH
Krwlng10101: YOU KILLED HER
kryslburns has left the room.
Krwlng10101: AGH DAMMIT!

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