Hello people and welcome to my insane profile! You probably wanna know a little bit about me.(Dunno why but that's probably why you here) Name: Jace Gender: Female Age: Ageless I'm a wolf demon! I've got black, elbow-length hair, amber eyes, and black wolf ears and tail. I'm a bishonen-obsessed, anime-freak with a short temper and quite a few random moments. Here's a list of my muses! Name: Zephyr Gender: Female Species: Wolf Demon Other: Waist-length black hair, bangs streaked with purple. The tips of her wolf ears are purple, as is the underside and tip of her tail. Zephyr is pretty much my insane, sugar high side. She's pretty dim-witted and slow, but she's funny and has a good heart.She and Bast are dating and she thinks she's the Muffin Man... Name: Bast (He's actually my boyfriend persona.) Gender: Male Species: Dragon boy Other: Bast has light blue, shoulder-length hair that always in a low ponytail and light green eyes. He has pointed ears, one small gold earring in the left lobe, white horns coming from his temples, dragon wings, and a dragons tail. Bast is a sweet, mild-mannered guy. He's a great guys and doesn't belive in cursing. He and Zephyr are dating. Name: Zero Gender: Female Species: Human Other: Zero has ankle-length brown hair and green eyes. She's never seen without her glasses and her hair is usually in a high ponytail. She's an arrogant bitch who thinks she's going to rule the universe. She's anime obsessed and has an extremely short temper. Name: Kaida Gender: Female Species: Cougar Demon Other: Kaida has shoulder length brown hair, streaked with blonde and in a ponytail, and gold eyes. She has cougar ears and a cougar tail. She's really a sweet girl with a bit of a weird streak. She can pretty much do anything with a computer. Name: Kitsune (Nickname-Kya) Gender: Female Species: Fox/Bat Demon Hybrid Other: Kya has shoulder-legth blonde hair and gray eyes. She has black-tipped fox ears and a fox tail, as well as purple bat wings. Her personality is pretty much the same as Zephyr's, only she's stranger and stupider.(O.o If that's possible) She belives shes Spiderman... To quote my friend Bridget...if you don't like my stories, BURN IN HELL!MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Quotes "I said no and felt really bad...well, actually I didn't, but that's beside the point." "A little hard work never killed anyone important.” "...just getting through the day without killing somebody can be an achievement." “Careful what you create in that head of yours. It might just come to life someday. “ "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.” "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait! Not me, you!” “Do you have that picture with me in the pigtails?” “Yeah.” “Can I burn it?” “Why! It’s a cherished family memory!” “I wanna burn it.”- A conversation between my friend Krys and her mom “I always win, except when I lose, but then I just don’t count it.” “I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.” “I just want revenge, is that so wrong?” “Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.” “When all else fails, violence prevails.” “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” “If you can’t get somebody out of your head, maybe they’re supposed to be there.” “Have a nice day, but don’t have it here!” “Less talking, more hitting.” “Go for the jugular!”-My friend Avery “Big whoopee crap.”-My mom(gasp!) Hello? Invisible boy? This is reality calling. Um, yeah, you left your headlights on in the parking lot... Kitty: Meow Kitty, kitty, kitty... I love kitty. Jesus is coming!...look busy... OH NO! RUN! Can I have your picture? I collect natural disasters. I'm a natural disaster... After Tré and Billie practice a bit for 5 seconds, there is an awkward silence ... ... I love this quote! I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs, we'd be laaaameee! I'm talking nightcourt in a thrift season laaameeahhh! –Cartman BEST SONG EVER... Respect my authoritah! – Cartman I will respect your authoritah... JEDI MIND TRICK! "Punk rock died...and I fuckin' killed it!" - Billie Joe Armstrong of GD Killer... "I don't know what Billie just said...so I'll talk about chickens." - Tre Cool of GD CHICKENS RULE! Bridget: You sway... Krys sways... Why cant we live without warning? Because God wants us to live... pfft... Why do banks leave their doors wide open, yet chain the pens to the counter! Because they're retarded. Why do people IM you and then not talk? Because they hate me. Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? I... have... no... idea... -- Ugh... next question! Chris: The government is here! RUN E.T.! Family Guy rocks... Mrs. S: Samantha, turn around! This is Science class, not gossip hour! Poor Chris... Carly: Heeey Justin! Heh. Poor Josh. "God bless Jesus, Mary, Joseph...and everyone else up there" - My Ex-Science Teacher Don't forget Moses! Carly: Can I get a drink? Can someone tie my shoes? XD Mrs. S: We're going to watch a movie about atoms God's green earth? Oookk... Corey: Can I close the door? That she did... that she did... Girl: Mr. Addley, are you handing out two different packets? Sneaky... Me: Think I can steal it? That was a good day XP Liz: We deserve to have school on Valentine's Day because we love school Those two were voted Most Unique…WHY WASN’T I VOTED MOST UNIQUE? "Damn it is not God's last name." It could be... Nick: I want to be a British mother. (insert female British accent) Time for tea! He's crazy... (After we ended up having school on Wed., Mr. Addley said 95 we weren't going to have school) Sadly... Corey the fattest kid in school (upon eating noodles with meat sauce): I’m a vegetarian! (--eye twitches--) This was crazy... Cartman: Hey guys! How's it going? Cartman... (--shakes head--) he's too odd... James A:I'm going to go say 'hi' to my mom. She's working at the food stand. Krys's Mom: I'm going now Krys: If Jason can't come Saturday, we'll ramsack his house and hold him hostage! Bridget and me were talking about what would happen if she had Amnesia. Me: Hi B.B.! Me: You're homeroom teacher is Mr. Orfenella... Bridget: Jess thinks she is the Muffin Man, Jason thinks he is Jack the Pumpkin King, and Shauna thinks she is Spider-Man FLAME ON! Me: I am the muffin man! (--pulls out muffin from lunchbag--) What's this? My mom packed me a muffin! I TRULY AM THE MUFFIN MAN! Yes I am Jess: Oh my god... Uh...no it's fake? Me: OMG it's Bridget That’s me! x_X James: So who's this Jason I here so much about? Not anymore! Bridget: I'm bored... At this point, I imagined a fighting scene with samurai swords... Bridget: Bang bang BastRulez(Jeremiah): U have a rebellious computer SummerAvalon : yeah...-holds out virtual cookie- Cookie? Krwlng10101(Bridget) : -knocks on head- BlackDragon8460 (Jason again): no suicide and i am serious Me: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Me: Cookie time! -eats virtual cookie- Me: IT'S MY HOT THREE-EYED PYROMANIAC WITH ANGER ISSUES!(Bridget sent me her entire collectin of Hiei pictures, over 200 in all) Bridget: Nobody likes you. Everyone left you. They're all out without you havin' fun! Krwlng10101: Yo Zeph...you there? |
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