The Providence Crow
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Joined 07-14-05, id: 854783, Profile Updated: 05-02-08
Author has written 5 stories for Dynasty Warriors, Storm Hawks, and Kingdom Hearts.

I have come for your CORN! CAW!

So...profile...right...

Well, I'm an 18 year old girl, my birthday is December 8th, I like to push all the buttons in the elevator, I can sound like the entire cast of South Park, Gir, Gaz, and, oddly enough, Pikachu, I'm not double jointed, I do great Godzilla impressions, I can't resist popping bubble wrap, I'm a comic book junkie, I really hate it when my nose runs, I can't whistle or do a cartwheel but I can rub my stomach and pat my head, I can't touch my nose with my tongue, but my dog can, I firmly believe that plaid and polka dots go well together, I like poking dead things with sticks, except when they poke back, I'm addicted to horror flicks, I I LOVE SLASH AND FEMME-SLASH PAIRINGS, Mary-Sues make my head hurt, I hate writing OC's, but sometimes I can't avoid it. If I do have to write an OC, I follow these guidelines which I've set for myself:

PROVIDENCE CROW'S 10 COMMANDMENTS OF OC WRITING

1.Thou shalt not put thine OC in a band. That never works, it's stupid, and people really need to stop doing it.

2.Thou shalt not make thine OC a love interest. Ever. There are no exceptions.

3.If thou gifts thine OC with power/talent/ability/whatever, thou shalt not give thine OC as much or more power/talent/ability/whatever as any of the main characters.

4.Thou shalt always keep thine OC a secondary character, and will never write a a story that is OC centered.

5.Thine OC shall have character faults a-plenty. This means that they shall not get along with every other character in the story. They must also be strongly disliked by at least one character that I really like.

6.Thine OC shalt not win more often than they lose. The reverse, however, is acceptable.

7.Thine OC shalt not be a personification of thyself.

8.Thine OC shalt not be a long-lost relative of a main character. Nor recently-lost, nor not-really-lost-just-temporarily-misplaced, nor any other sort of relation.

9.Thine OC shalt not be extremely attractive, nor shall they be asthetically remarkable in any way. This means no unusual hair, eyes, or skin markings unless they are achieved by means of hair dye/wigs, contact lenses, or tattoos.

10.Thine OC shalt not have all the great lines. Amusing anecdotes, witty one-liners, nifty phrases, and cool speeches shall be evenly distributed throughout the fic.

I tend to write about whatever my current obsession is. Right now, it's Kingdom Hearts and Silent Hill, so until it's out of my system, all my fics will be about that.

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Silent Hearts: Silent Hill/Kingdom Hearts crossover. Yeah, it's fucked up.

"Beautiful"- Yaoi, Zhang He/Gan Ning There's a summary inside the fic, and I'm a lazy bum who doesn't like to type a summary twice.

"Drive Me Sane"- I so don't feel like re-typing the summary for this...just go read it, okay? Sima Yi x Zhang He, dark, heavy, and with parts that are quite disturbing.

"Tough Love"- Who could possibly be crazy enough to fall for a cold, unfeeling sadist like Sima Yi? A naive, overly-emotional masochist like Zhang He, of course. Track their relationship from it's bizzarre beginning and follow it through it's rocky course. M, very dark, hard core yaoi, featuring a physically/emotionally abusive relationship. Not for the faint of heart.

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Physical Activity by go.suck.on.a.lemon reviews
Wally sees something he probably wasn't meant to. Featuring Bruce Wayne: YogaBat! Slash warning, don't like don't read.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash
The Open Door by Tigrin reviews
Once you enter Silent Hill, there's no turning back. SPOILERS: KH2 and 358/2 Days
Crossover - Silent Hill & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,759 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sora - Complete
Social Suicide by Lost Experiment reviews
Axel had only switched sides to see Roxas one last time. Hades doesn’t have to know that, as the consequences of helping save the world have afforded Axel one more chance to find his heart…that is if he doesn’t screw up first.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Axel, Sora
Ma'am by Pisces reviews
Helena was pissed extremely , and she was extremely pissed at the Question.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Wooing Batman by spoodle monkey reviews
Batman is dismissive, but Wally is determined, because he knows that Batman has to like him. Maybe just a little. BatFlash Slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Bit of Domestic Bliss by dytabytes reviews
Vic's kitchen leaves much to be desired. Helena is not impressed.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
Die Hohlen Kosten des Lebens by SugarBeatAngel reviews
Demyx is a jew living in Krakow Poland during WWII. Xigbar is a Nazi Brigade leader occupying the city. A chance encounter leads the two into an unexpected friendship and possibly more as they learn they're not as different as they once thought. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,195 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
A Father's Way by Mikila2 reviews
8 yr old Bulla asks 18 yr old Trunks if Vegeta cares about them and Trunks explains to her how to tell that he does despite his lack of words and physical affection. To demonstrate his point, the two cary out a few schemes to test their father.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bra, Trunks
My Golden Angel by clogz reviews
Sun Chan is the daughter of Sun Ce and Da Qiao, who meets Lu Xun, handsome, irresistible, but with an annoying fault… wait – he IS annoying, and he seems to hate Chan most of all. Then theres the punchline, and Chan is forced to love her worst nightmare.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,948 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
That Random Cliched Fic That No One Wants To Read by Undead-Monkey-Princess reviews
yep, we go full circle and return to the fangirl penned, yaoi filled, Kairi hating, Mary Sue filled stories of DESTINY ISLAND HIGH. Guaranteed to make your eyeballs bleed! Or your money back!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Big Bad by a certain slant of light reviews
Small girl, small girl, step farther this way, for the night has now come to swallow the day. ჯ LarxeneOlette.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Larxene, Olette - Complete
Expression Through Art by Yersinia Plague reviews
Larxene x Naminé 'I didn’t think you wanted your picture drawn,' Naminé responded'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naminé, Larxene - Complete
Chances by Tomboy13 reviews
Set after the Great Brain Robbery. Vengeance was something he would soon get. Nobody knew that Luthor had seen Wally’s face while in his body. And nobody told Wally that Luthor had a photographic memory. Though Wally might learn that the hard way.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,965 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Know When You're Defeated by Red Eyed Cajun reviews
Remy's got problems drinking, insomnia and the fact that he needs to get revenge on his exgirlfriend who is getting Married. Luckily he's got help from a Computer Genius and a certain FrenchCanadian.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,559 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/27/2006
Rare Ranting of a Yaoi Fan by Usagi Youkai reviews
I don't usually rant and I rarely post random fics with me in it, but I've decided to point out some of Sokka's gay moments, so lets see what branches from there, hinted ZukoSokka and JetSokka. This not to be taken seriously and is discontinued.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,036 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Yi of Evil Will by Terror of Zanarkand reviews
Sequel to Zhuge Liang's Decision. Sima Yi has just risen to the fame of Most Sought After Strategist in China. Open ended question goes here!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007
Stork's One True Love by Esprix reviews
Theirs was a hidden, misunderstood love, a unique love that only Stork could have for another... Humor!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Stork - Complete
The Bet by Xibrei reviews
Piper and Finn bet their record collections based on Stork's reaction.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Stork, Piper - Complete
Nighttime Reading by Piperiffic reviews
Piper looks through her private collection of letters and remembers an embarassing incident.Contains slight PiperxDove, PiperxSuziLu and onesided PiperxStarling.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
The Spoils of War by ChiefKeiko-kun reviews
After his final battle with his Father, Guan Ping is taken prisoner. What's he to do? Will he ever be happy again? Will he find love, or just more pain? GuanPingxLuXun But there will be lots more. YAOI,SLAVE,LEMON,MALEDOM,TORT,SOLO,BOND,NONCON.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
A Glimpse of One Mad Eye by Demyrie reviews
A series of unconnected moments, all waged upon the world by Commander Erol. A creature of opportunity, amoral and sensual, his power swallows all. DemzspeshultypeErol, mind. Enjoy!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Erol
White and Crimson by LuvVincent reviews
Zhang HeSima Yi. They say opposites attratct, and two 'lovers' prove it. But will they remain as they are, or will they change, along with their contry. VERY sadistic. VERY yaoi. VERY lemony!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006
Summers Daze by Princess Alexandria reviews
Dayz, yet another visitor from an alternate future drops onto the mansion lawn. The Xmen have seen serious time travelers with desperate missions, but they've never seen anyone like Dayz.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,418 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006
Zhuge Liang's Decision by Terror of Zanarkand reviews
The story of Liu Bei's third visit to Zhuge Liang's humble home. Join Bei and his brothers as they fight to secure Liang's services, but is the strategist a genius, or a madman? COMPLETE.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,093 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Mist by Reigning Fyre reviews
Sokka is taken prisoner on a Firebender raid, and then brought to Zuko's prisoner hold. How will Sokka survive, how will Zuko survive the loud mouthed side kick? COMPLETE
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,658 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
My Queer Problem by Dr.E. Vance reviews
CHAPTER 10 is up. J.D. thought he could handle anything. That is, until he finds out a male nurse has a crush on him . . . what's a straight man to do? slash. . .
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005
Spam by N2 reviews
Ultimate XMen. Email between Northstar and Colossus.
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
State of Mind by Dr Megalomania reviews
Death is a state of mind. A test of the Will. JeanPaul Beaubier was killed and resurrected by the HAND and Hydra. He was brainwashed. His mind is in pieces. Someone must be able to put him back together.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,497 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
This Is Our Life by kigen reviews
A collection of Jetaru drabbles, because Jet and Haru need more love. Mostly fluffy humor, but some other things will sneak in. Click it. Aren't you curious?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Haru, Jet
Concerned by Bleeding-Arora reviews
Uncle! For the last time, I'm not gay!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Mine by lotusunset reviews
[ONESHOT][ZUCEST, ZUTARA] Oh, Zuzu. You're such a horrible liar...since I saw you pin her to a tree. Just like this...and then you kissed her, just like this...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
JeZu by Guineapiglover reviews
A collection of JeZu drabbles or sorts. I rewrite a moment with Jet in it and add in Zuko SLASH YAOI JEZU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Jet, Zuko
Progression by may flyer reviews
Those were the days when Jet was still free.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Terrorized by Blue Bunny Doll reviews
Sequel to TRAUMATIZED... Join the cast of DW on their yaoi filled quest... to find out the meaning behind the word GAY... Prepare to have you brain numbed by the supidity and humor of this AU fic... Yaoi warning O.o
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,405 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006
Free To Live by writer-jm reviews
A general and an enchantress meet. Together they find something they have long sought love and freedom. Shoujoai. ZJDC The finale!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Blood On Your Lips by StoneScorpion reviews
being beta'd! Erol loves Jak in a twisted kind of way, after all, how can you love the man you’re out to kill? How can the commander stand doing Praxis's dirty work? Is he really the crazy man everyone thinks he is? I'd say yes, yes he is. ErolxJak, Jak2
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Erol
Forced Confessions : Dirty Laundry by Suicide Chipmunk reviews
Dirty Laundry added. Jak and Torn do not feel the need to share their secrets but Dark Jak decides to shuffle the deck…
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Torn, Jak M. - Complete
The E Street Band by karabair reviews
I was trying to figure out why Logan is always crouching on Scott's bed, and the answer led me to the life story of Bruce Springsteen. Every shipper war has a Bruce, a Patti, a Stevie, and a Clarence. Logan will be happy to explain.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
Faster and Faster by Victorian Beauty reviews
Quicksilver finds that Northstar can keep up with him. Love, and other things, are in the air.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
After X3 by Victorian Beauty reviews
Oh, Scott, there you are. Maybe we should have... looked for you or something.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
One Small Verse in the Middle by smuttykitty reviews
Pure sugar. NorthstarSas. A reconciliation.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Minimum, Maximum, Requiem by Inky the Bird reviews
And as Zhuge Liang wished, China split into three. But then another line was drawn, and Shei was created from a piece of each of the three kingdoms. ...Multiple pairings, all of them yaoi...rating will go up...if you don't like OCs, skip 1st 2 chaps
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006
Baka Disease by Zhyd reviews
Everyone in the Inuyasha cast seems to have caught the stupid! Yeah. The only warning I can offer is stupidity and randomness. Please enjoy!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006
Dynasty Warriors: How D'ya Like Them Apples! by ecnal nogardnap reviews
After SSX dates multiple others AGAIN, Liu Bei has given up. However, a new OC is gonna help him get payback...OCLiuSSX
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006
Remembrance by stratataisen reviews
Zhou TaixSun Quan: Drabble: Tai tells Quan what he remebers. Sorry, couldn't think of a better summary. shonen ai Don't like, don't read. R&R!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Mask by stratataisen reviews
Wei YanxJiang Wei: Drabble: The young strategist has a question. shonen ai Don't like, don't read. R&R!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Complete
Summer Snow by Atthla reviews
[Chapter 4 uploaded] Gan Ning chases, Ling Tong runs and Lu Xun watches. [Gan Ning x Ling Tong]
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,700 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
Nothing Like Love by SolarCat reviews
[Johnny StormPeter Parker] Johnny likes girls, and Peter's in love with Mary Jane. Erm... smex warning? [yes, it's slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it]
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
to remember me by by die morderin reviews
[Xiahou DunxZhang He] We all know that Xiahou Dun has an eyepatch, but how did he really get it?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Unexpected Interruption by Inky the Bird reviews
A simple meeting in Wu is interrupted by the heir to the kingdom and his strategist. Zhou Yu x Sun Ce
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rude Awakenings by stratataisen reviews
Yaoi: Cao PixGuan Ping: A small collection of my drabbles for the pairing. Please R&R.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Captured by stratataisen reviews
Yaoi: Cao CaoxMa Chao: The short and simple summary. Ma Chao gets captured by Wei. If you don't like yaoi, don't read it. Okay?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Ma Chao, Cao Cao - Complete
Dynasty Warriors: Choice by ecnal nogardnap reviews
Once upon a time, the same author who full well knew how SSX’s romances were portrayed thought of another warped and deranged way to mock it. What if the princess, for all her otherkingdomly romances, had to choose ONE? And what if her boyfriends found ou
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
First Kiss? by Shiy reviews
[SCxZY] Wherein they kissed, talked, and came to an agreement. Shounenai warnings.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Bodyguard Duties by Shiy reviews
It is said that Zhao Yun was tasked to watch over Liu Bei's new wife, Lady Sun. Not, in fact, romance.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
After the War by Emarold Heart reviews
This story takes place after the war with Lu Xun surviving and finding himself in the hands of Zhang He. Lu XunZhang He you have been warned.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005
Chaos in China by Dragon Scales 13 reviews
It's about Diao Chan, Lu Bu, and a slew of characters in China! See for yourself! Has a plotline! ... Somewhere.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 8/5/2003
Dynasty Warriors Churchy by Cabose reviews
Summary inside. Just a ficcie about DW characters and their humorous adventures in a Church. Um...don't read if you're religious....R&R
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2006
Three Cheers For That Rogue! by ecnal nogardnap reviews
From the deranged mind of Ecnal Nogardnap comes yet another controversial fic: A poem that bashes an overly popular mystery character! Get ready to burn him for blasphemy, fanboys! THIS one takes the cake!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
More Than Just Friends by DarKxKunoichi reviews
Xing Cai x Guan Ping. Close friends become more than that. FINISHED. R&R please!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Guan Ping, Xing Cai - Complete
Habitat by Sekhmet42 reviews
Lu Xun has a secret that Ling Tong is about to discover.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/11/2006
Chained To You by Ghene reviews
Flash begins to see life as something to be lived only in the moment after his nearly fatal faceoff with Lex Luthor. In an attempt to save him from himself, Batman follows Flash on the path to self destruction. But things never go as planned. SLASH! BxF
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 9/24/2005
Traumatized by Blue Bunny Doll reviews
Think you have problems? Think again... been Traumatized lately? Good... Join the cast of DW4 for even more Traumatization... in color YAY! note: This story has lost all it's reviews twice, that's why the reviews aren't... yeah. read it to believe it
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,641 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
If it were the last day of your life by Clarinet reviews
... what would you do? Pang Tong asks this question of the Dynasty Warriors, and gets a variety of answers.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
DW5 Reactions by Clarinet reviews
Koei sends a questionnaire to the Dynasty Warriors, who record their reactions to DW5.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005
EUREKA! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Did anyone ever tell Iruka that his name sounded like eureka? Well, goddamnit, Kakashi was about to! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ish Love, Yesh? by fren reviews
Gan Ning, himself, doesn't understand how he does it. [ Gan Ning x Ling Tong drabbleish ]
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Too Much Inuyasha by Zephio reviews
“Blah blah blah my tetsaiga” says Inuyasha. “I’ll talk to myself” says Kikyo. “Inuyasha…” Says Kagome. A hilarious, stereotypical, and overtheedge story leaving you thinking “wtf?”
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kiss Me? by Blue Bunny Doll reviews
Zhang He has a goal to reach by the end of the night....... Sima Yi x Zhang He... YOAI LEMON... Do not read if you have virgin eyes!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Complete
The Real Wu Zhang Plains by Blue Bunny Doll reviews
no plot no perpose. ATTACKT THE SUPPLY DEPOT!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Real Search for the Imperial Seal by Blue Bunny Doll reviews
Why do we break boxes? It all seems rather pointless... or... is it... XD that was so dumb... READ ON!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
The Real Hu Lao Gate by Blue Bunny Doll reviews
Muffins? MUFFINS! Why does the enemy turn into muffins? Is Lu Bu there? Does Zhang He's hair look good?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
SUN CE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Adamantina reviews
If you’re looking for fun, then you should go for a Sun! However, before you decide to blow your life's savings on a SUN CE unit of your own, it is recommended that you first peruse his owner’s guide.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Owned by Kawaii Thief Kitsune reviews
IrukaKakashi It was the first but not the last time that the copy ninja had pinned him to the wall and initiated what had to be a chaste kiss. What kiss wouldn’t be chaste through a mask after all?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Last Tears by Kawaii Thief Kitsune reviews
Sakura would always remember the last tears she spilled for Sasuke. And how Ino took those tears away. SakuraxIno, 366 word drabble. Yuri COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
LU BU: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Adamantina reviews
Are you considering buying your very own Lu Bu? If so, you might want to check out this guide first…just to ensure that you don’t become the newest “Adopted Father” on the big boy’s kill list!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
Dynasty High? by Phantom-Koinu reviews
It's yet another highschool thing- I mean, um... ahem It is a great, silly little romance thingie. As you might have guessed, the DW's have been put up at a modern-day boarding school, and everyone knows it's hard to survive...
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 9/1/2004
Four Times a Week by Sunfreak reviews
Iruka tries out his new pick-up line and, shock of shocks, for once it works. The joys of dating, Irukaka style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2003
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Silent Hearts reviews
Kingdom Hearts-Silent Hill crossover. All your favorite characters, all your favorite worlds...all seriously messed up. No really, I mean MESSED UP. Come on in,all the cool kids are doing it. Parings inside, contains het, yaoi, yuri.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
It Came From The Rabid Fangirl reviews
Silent HillStorm Hawks crossover, because someone had to be sick enough to do it. Cracktastic, but does actually contain plot, so if you're looking for random silliness, this isn't the fic for you. Remember, crack kills, so read at your own risk.
Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007
Drive Me Sane reviews
Sima Yi is sick in the head, and his only chance for a cure is Zhang He. Is Zhang He strong enough to be the medicine his lover needs, or will Yi's illness consume them both? SYxZH yaoi, very dark.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
Beautiful reviews
Gan NingxZhang He yaoi, has lemony fresh bits. And you know you want that. Yes, I am aware that this is the most random pairing ever, and I'm too lazy to do a real summary, so...meh. This actually does have a plot, however, so rest easy!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,069 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005
Tough Love reviews
Who could be crazy enough to fall for a cold, unfeeling sadist like Sima Yi? A naive, overly emotional masochist like Zhang He. Very dark yaoi featuring an emotionally and physically abusive relationship, sadomasochism, and adult situations.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete