![]() Author has written 5 stories for Dynasty Warriors, Storm Hawks, and Kingdom Hearts. I have come for your CORN! CAW! So...profile...right... Well, I'm an 18 year old girl, my birthday is December 8th, I like to push all the buttons in the elevator, I can sound like the entire cast of South Park, Gir, Gaz, and, oddly enough, Pikachu, I'm not double jointed, I do great Godzilla impressions, I can't resist popping bubble wrap, I'm a comic book junkie, I really hate it when my nose runs, I can't whistle or do a cartwheel but I can rub my stomach and pat my head, I can't touch my nose with my tongue, but my dog can, I firmly believe that plaid and polka dots go well together, I like poking dead things with sticks, except when they poke back, I'm addicted to horror flicks, I I LOVE SLASH AND FEMME-SLASH PAIRINGS, Mary-Sues make my head hurt, I hate writing OC's, but sometimes I can't avoid it. If I do have to write an OC, I follow these guidelines which I've set for myself: PROVIDENCE CROW'S 10 COMMANDMENTS OF OC WRITING 1.Thou shalt not put thine OC in a band. That never works, it's stupid, and people really need to stop doing it. 2.Thou shalt not make thine OC a love interest. Ever. There are no exceptions. 3.If thou gifts thine OC with power/talent/ability/whatever, thou shalt not give thine OC as much or more power/talent/ability/whatever as any of the main characters. 4.Thou shalt always keep thine OC a secondary character, and will never write a a story that is OC centered. 5.Thine OC shall have character faults a-plenty. This means that they shall not get along with every other character in the story. They must also be strongly disliked by at least one character that I really like. 6.Thine OC shalt not win more often than they lose. The reverse, however, is acceptable. 7.Thine OC shalt not be a personification of thyself. 8.Thine OC shalt not be a long-lost relative of a main character. Nor recently-lost, nor not-really-lost-just-temporarily-misplaced, nor any other sort of relation. 9.Thine OC shalt not be extremely attractive, nor shall they be asthetically remarkable in any way. This means no unusual hair, eyes, or skin markings unless they are achieved by means of hair dye/wigs, contact lenses, or tattoos. 10.Thine OC shalt not have all the great lines. Amusing anecdotes, witty one-liners, nifty phrases, and cool speeches shall be evenly distributed throughout the fic. I tend to write about whatever my current obsession is. Right now, it's Kingdom Hearts and Silent Hill, so until it's out of my system, all my fics will be about that. Now Playing: Silent Hearts: Silent Hill/Kingdom Hearts crossover. Yeah, it's fucked up. "Beautiful"- Yaoi, Zhang He/Gan Ning There's a summary inside the fic, and I'm a lazy bum who doesn't like to type a summary twice. "Drive Me Sane"- I so don't feel like re-typing the summary for this...just go read it, okay? Sima Yi x Zhang He, dark, heavy, and with parts that are quite disturbing. "Tough Love"- Who could possibly be crazy enough to fall for a cold, unfeeling sadist like Sima Yi? A naive, overly-emotional masochist like Zhang He, of course. Track their relationship from it's bizzarre beginning and follow it through it's rocky course. M, very dark, hard core yaoi, featuring a physically/emotionally abusive relationship. Not for the faint of heart. |
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