Solstice Knight
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Joined 08-15-10, id: 2497741, Profile Updated: 07-31-11

My pen name is Solstice Knight, but that is not my legal name (until i turn 18, anyway). I live for music, books, and writing. I am random, hyper, short-tempered, and pretty much average other than that. Nothing incredibley new.

Hobbies: singing, dancing, reading, and writing (duh). Oh, and i snowboard.

Favorite books: where do i begin? Anything by L.J. Smith, the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Wonderous Strange, Beastly, Blood and Chocolate, Oh My Gods, the Darkest Powers trilogy, the list goes on and on.

Favorite food: pasta, sourdough toast, garlic bread, and caramel macchiatos! oh, sweet nectar for the caffine addict (stole that from Justina Chen Headley, from North of Beautiful. Love that author!)

Favorite singers: Paramore, Evanescence, Eminem, Metallica, Shinedown, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, Incubus, Motley Crue, this list goes on, too.

Favorite TV show: Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men (they are both hilarious)

Favorite Animals: foxes and raccoons

Random quotes:

People are like slinkies; both useless and both fun to push down the stairs.
The world is quiet here.
I think, therefore I am.

My Mottos:

Where there is love there is happiness.
Get into Yale or MIT, then let the hardness of life hit me.
I think, therefore I am.

WHAT TO DO:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

The Unforgiven II (um, yeah, that’s not weird)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Break (Whaaaaaat?)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

All the Right Moves (that sounds really wrong on multiple levels, sadly)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Thnks Fr th Mmrs (cuz that makes absolute sense. So random)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Crossfire (does anyone know what this is supposed to mean?)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

Your Guardian Angel (um, nope, my motto is currently “kill or be killed” for reasons unknown)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Face Down (uh-huh. Yeah. Whatever. My iPod is a horrible Oracle of Delphi)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Diamond Eyes (okay then. My eyes are not diamonds. They’ve seen to much to be clear and pure)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor (I guess it is always stuck in my head)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

One (at least it is a number)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Uprising (nice. She doesn’t control me, or degrade me, or force me. There is no need to be victorious.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Fuel (yeah, right. And here I thought that Face Down was random)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?

The Memory Remains (I’m scared to ask)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Ghost of You (Cheerful. I’m not a necromancer, sadly.)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Broken, Beat, and Scarred (knowing me, I would, with bass boost on)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

All Fall Down (hey, that actually makes sense. I hope they play that)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST

Master of Puppets (Okay then. I hate puppets. They kinda freak me out.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

Just Breathe (yes, totally. I am terrified to death of breathing. Right.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Secrets (That’s just plain weird. My biggest secret is that I have secrets)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

All Nightmare Long (uh-huh. Right.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I’m Not Okay (They already know I’m nuts, and vice versa, but this is still weird)

WHAT WILL YOU NAME YOUR FIRST CHILD?

Mary Jane (ewwwww! I love that song, hate that name!)

IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

Sweet Dreams (I wish I could live in my dream world. Shakespeare clothes plus witches and shapeshifters plus technology of the future. Meet the new and improved BlackBerry)

WHAT SHOULD YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED?

Her Name is Alice (I hate that name, too)

WHAT IS YOU'RE THEME SONG?

Missing (hey! That’s TRUE!)

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR NEXT RELATIONSHIP?

Dancing With Myself (um, I do that now, and I’m single)


If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile

If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile

If you think Twilight is getting way to famous, copy and paste this to your profile If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profileIf you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Edward Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you think John Quinn is Better than Jacob Black and Edward Cullen combind, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you truely believe, there is a John Quinn or Ash Redfern or James Rasmussen or Morgead Blackthorn or a Galen Drache somewhere for you (doesn't mean his name has to be the same) copy this into your profile.If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile.


The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.

Do you...

Shower Daily: During the week? Yeah. On weekends? If I’m forced, which means yes.
Brush your Teeth Daily: Yep.
Sing: When no one's home, in the shower, and during PE.
Dance: Noooooooooooooo. At least, not when I can be seen.
Drink: Alcohol? No. I am absolutely 100% against alcohol, and despise everyone who even touches the stuff. Methyphobia isn’t ever going to allow me to drink either. I like water, though… :D
Smoke: Nope.
Read Books: One of my favorite things to do! Why else would I spend time on FanFic?
Read Magazines: Sometimes, if I’m bored. I prefer books, and almost always have one with me.
Have a Religion: It's complicated... but mostly Grecian. Mix in a little Buddhist and Hindi. I’m crazy.
Have a Bf/Gf: No :(
Play an Instrument: Nope, but soon I’m learning piano… or I’ll get into vocal lessons. If not that, then archery. I’ll have to beg on my hands and knees for any of the three.

In the Opposite Sex...

Hair Color: Black or brown preferably, but it doesn’t matter. Just as long as there’s some length to it.
Eye Color: Anything but brown, but it doesn’t matter. Brown is just too common.
Height: Taller than me, which I will determine once boys my age start growing incessantly .
Tattoos: No. They stop looking good later in life.
Piercings: Not normally... but if the guy’s natural features support the look, yeah.
Body Type: Lean. Bulkiness is too… bulky
Hobbies: Music. That way we have something in common.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Love you.
Text you.

Name Game...

1. YOUR REAL NAME:Francesca

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Frazzle?

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Navy Wolf

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Black water

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Annabelle Lee (that's weird. That's an Edgar Allan Poe poem)

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Maggie (my profile pic, until I change it)

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: grape discovery

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Black Skull

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Starshine Velvet

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first two letters of first name: Halfr

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Faveourite ice-cream and faveourite cookie: Mint chocolate chip

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this thing!!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! Copy and paste this if you have ever wondered the same thing.

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS

Kiss on the Upper chest I'm ready

Kiss on the Forehead; We're cute together

Kiss on the Cheek We're friends.

Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.

Kiss on the Neck; I want you, now.

Kiss on the Shoulder; Your perfect.

Kiss on the Lips; I think I like you.

WHAT A GESTURE MEANS
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Holding Hands We definitely like each other

Slap on the Butt; Your fun.

Holding you tight pressed against each other I want you.

Looking into each others Eyes; I like you, for who you are.

Playing with Hair; Let's fool around.

Arms around the WaistI like you too much to let go.

Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.

Advice;
Don'
t ask for a kiss, take one.

If you were think​ing about​ someo​ne while​ readi​ng this,​
you'​re defin​itely​ in Love.

Remember, It takes 34 muscles to frown,

and 34 muscles to smile,

But, it only takes 4 muscles to stick up your middle finger and say "Bite Me!"

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

You laugh at me because I'm strange, I laugh at you because your stupid!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I intend to live forever...So far so good!

Normal people worry me.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity.

You just keep telling yourself that.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Out of my mind, please leave a message. Pity

You're just insanely jealous of 2 things: my insanely good looks, and the fact that the voices only talk to ME! Sucka!

Define normal.

Do you think I'm weird? Don't answer that.

What if weird meant normal and normal meant weird?

Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard was not what I meant.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

I walk the line between brilliance and insanity.

One day, I will be famous. Then all of you will claim to have been my "best friend" once upon a time. But I know who my real friends are. They're the ones who helped me get where I am.

Do I look like I want a Big Issue?

I'm not one of those girls you can play around with. If you want one then go buy a Barbie!

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Unicorns

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

I'm a ninja!

Who really needs to cry? I know I don't. So you can call me heartless, but I'm not! I just don't cry.

I'm a very mysterious person!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head!

Roses are red, violets are blue. The Goddess made me pretty, so what happened to you??

~~This or That~~
Fire or Ice:
Both
Day or Night: Night, all the way!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Tea or Soda: Tea
Juice or Water: Water
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: Chocolate milk
Italian or Chinese: Italian
McDonald's or Burger King: eww. Neither.
Pizza Hut or Domino's: domino’s
Watermelon or Kiwi: Grapes!
Strawberry or Blueberry: Blueberry
Cherry or Banana: Cherry
Summer or Winter: hmmm… both have pros and cons…
Spring or Fall: Spring
Rainy or Sunny: rainy
Snowy or Rainy: rainy
Love or Money: Love (unless in a gross way)
Mates or Dates: mates, minus the mating part. I’m not one to skip around (even if I’d actually had a date)

~~Have You Ever~~
Smiled for no reason:
ya
Danced in the rain: yes (got in trouble after)
Sang out loud: Yes
Kissed in the rain: I wish
Gotten in a bar fight: Nope
Done drugs: Gross
Been drunk: too scared. Methyphobia.
Been in love: No most boys around me are weird/gross/stupid
Sat on a roof: I stood
Gotten thrown out of a store: I’m too well behaved
Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): Nope (see been in love)
Played an instrument: I wish I played the guitar or piano
Smoked a cigarette: No yuck
Lied: yes
Cheated: yaaaaa, got in big trouble
Stolen: I’m the good child.
Stayed up all night: Often.
Been arrested: Artemis, no!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

Alexander Hamilton

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

black

3. Your first initial?

s

4. Your month of birth?

July

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Reagan

7. Your favourite number?

3

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California

9. Do you like lakes or oceans more?

Oceans

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Conquer asthma and become a pro sprinter/snowboarder

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

Hmm. No.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love

I’m not that conservative and aggressive. I’m not the most sweet tempered, but I’m nice enough, not violent, and far from a conservative Christian (not dissing, just saying that isn’t my faith.)

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

Yay. I need all the luck I can get, once dating is age-appropriate for me.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Not true.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

okaaaaaaaaaaay

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

Ohmigoddess, she is. We’ve literally known each other since before birth.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

That’s sadly true so far

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.

True
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

True very true

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I hope so

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson) is hot.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you love Percy Jackson the character.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you have watched the Percy Jackson and the Olympians movie more than once.

Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:

1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.

2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.

3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?

4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.

5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)

Repost if you agree to at least three statements.

I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Walmart Great Value Whipped Cream (no dircetions): "Use only as directed." (And how exactly would that be?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands orgenitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

I'm the kind of girl who falls asleep listening to Paramore, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy. Often Metallica or Megadeth.

I'm the kind of girl who wear basketball shorts, t-shirts, and silver sandals to school. (This has happened.)

I'm the kind of girl who's obsessions with songs change daily.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs outrageusly whenever Ian gets baptized to be Greek in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

I'm the kind of girl who, while other girls yearn for big breasts, wishes she had smaller ones.

I'm the kind of girl who wishes she had the courage to start bellowing a song in the middle of a test.

I'm the kind of girl who wishes she wasn't so guilty whenever she doesn't do her homework.

I'm the kind of girl who spends hours holed up in her room, reading.

I'm the kind of girl who listens to 'Supermassive Black Hole' and pretends to play baseball in a grove surrounded by trees. (even though I hate twilight)

I'm the kind of girl who blushes insanely and gets shy whenever people congratulate her.

I'm the kind of girl who wants to cut her hair just because summer's coming up.

I'm the kind of girl who used to play 'Hairdresser Barbie' in the middle of the night.

I'm the kind of girl who still laughs whenever Ed, Edd, and Eddy is on.

I'm the kind of girl who daydreams about her prince riding in on a white horse. Just replace 'prince' with 'tall, sweet, brunette nerd with glasses' and 'a white horse' with 'The Star Trek Enterprise.'

I'm the kind of girl who laughs when her mom tells her to look nice.

I'm the kind of girl who can't wait to see Star Trek.

I'm the kind of girl who goes vegetarian because she cares about animals. (ever since I was three, sweets)

I'm the kind of girl who has a book-related couple as her AIM screen name.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs when she's called pretty, because she knows she's not.

I'm the kind of girl who would die happy, no matter what the situation.

I'm the kind of girl who goes up to people bigger than her and yells, "YOU WANNA MESS?!"

I'm the kind of girl who would take beatings for her friends.

I'm the kind of girl who would rather type up a story than do her homework.

I'm the kind of girl who, could beat up anyone she wanted, sobbed when she read the novel, Be With You.

I'm the kind of girl who's heart breaks when she knows he doesn't care.

I'm the kind of girl who's high on living, laughing, and loving.

I'm the kind of girl who still loves Pokémon, and who never stopped.

I'm the kind of girl who loves a challenge.

I'm the kind of girl who loves, needs, wants, and feels too much.

I'm the kind of girl who cries when she thinks of war, abortion, and just plain hate in general.

I'm the kind of girl who smiles to everyone she sees.

I'm the kind of girl who lives without a goal.

I'm the kind of girl who could kick a dude's ass.

I'm the kind of girl who hates it when people mention her boobs.

I'm the kind of girl who laughs when people hit her.

I'm the kind of girl who rants and rants and rants and rants and rants and rants until someone tells her to shut up and she gets hit. (if I've reviewed your story, you might know this)

I'm the kind of girl who likes her body.

I'm the kind of girl who wiggles her arms when she's excited.

I'm the kind of girl who draws tails on people and seems surprised when her friends say it's not normal.

I'm the kind of girl who throws volleyballs at people's faces.

I'm the kind of girl who has creepy dreams when she has vanilla pudding before bed. (I dreamed about a singing, dancing Reeses Piece raping me)

I'm the kind of girl who does the Macarena while singing "Cherry Pie".

I'm the kind of girl who wouldn't mind acting like a dude for the day.

I'm the kind of girl who cried on her eleventh birthday when she didn't get a letter from Hogwarts.

I'm the kind of girl who is crazily in love, but her heart shatters in two when he says he's not interested in seeing someone.

I'm the kind of girl who downloads the Pokémon soundtrack.

I'm the kind of girl who hovers over your icon, wondering if she should talk to you.

I'm the kind of girl who needs a hero.

I'm the kind of girl your mom warns you about.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

Friends are like stars, although you may not always see them, they're always there.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor. (I have done this)

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is weirdo cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over

If you know me, chances are you hate me.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap."

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

When you said you hated me I felt all fuzzy inside. I wonder why.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

Keep on talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

When I said "I wish you a life time of happiness" after you srewed me over I meant I was going to kill you

Its a funny thing when everyone at the local asylum knows your name

Your intelligence is stupid.

╔══╗
║██║ (Put this on your page if u like music)
║(o)║ music
╚══╝

The Soundtrack to My Life

Opening credits: Welcome to Paradise

Waking up: Semi-Charmed Life

First day of school: On the Outside by Oingo Boingo, cuz oldies are cool like dat

Falling in love: Heaven Help (more oldies. Lenny Kravitz)

Fighting: Night of the Hunter by 30 Seconds to Mars

Breaking up: In Pieces by LInkin Park

Driving: Drive by Incubus

Flashback: The Cold, the Dark, and the Silence

Mental Breakdown: agoraphobia

Getting back together: The Unvorgiven III (i like Metallica too much)

Prom Night: The Only Exception

Wedding: Good Enough

Birth of a child: Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns n' Roses

Death scene: Once Upon an Eternity (I wrote that song, so don't go looking for it. Lyrics at the bottom of my profile)

Funeral: Just Breathe

End credits: You Learn by Alanis Morisette

The same thing as above. (iPod on shuffle, fill in song title)

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Hurricane (um)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Rock and Roll (k then)

3.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Imaginary (um, that would be quite accurate)

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

of wolf and man (two metallica songs. But this one isn't a number)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Drift Away (Is that a sign????)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

What a shame (it's totally a shame that I don't stand a chance)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

my michelle (thank Athena that it isn't my life story. If you know Guns n Roses, you know how lucky I am to not have that life)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

teenagers (YESSSSSS!!! I wanna be a teenager forever)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Crossfire (kk...?)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Hang (Great matchbox 20 song, but not apt. for my parents to think of me as such, and they don't )

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Piano Sonata No. 8 in C Minor op. 13

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Talk Shows on Mute (as they should be. But that’s an odd funeral song.)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

No more sorrow (how obsessed with Linkin Park was I? Dear Virgin Trio!)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Bohemian Rhapsody

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I get money (I-I get it)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Kickstart my heart (um, I’m no druggie, Motley Crue)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Vertigo (If I died listening to that song, I would be so happy. I Love U2!)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Children of the Light (nice!)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Coming Undone (my sit-ups song!)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Weight of the World (weight of science homework is enough, thanks. I’ll pass on the rest of the world’s weight)

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Dream Somehow (I’ll take that as a yes. Wow, I forgot I had Oingo Boingo on my iPod)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Here In my Room (the walls are PINK! Its TERRIFIYING!)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Party Like a Rockstar (I’ll pass)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Rattlesnake Shake (um, sure, why not rewrite that song, make it less queer)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Tea Party (actually, my trapezius is killing me. I took a PE test today and got tested on muscles)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Save Me (Acoustic Version) (right)

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too
Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared.

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- No, I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

-When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ( or should I say MANPURSE!! )

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over. ( Run Forrest Run! )

- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- Therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone.

- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

- If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are?

- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

- I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there.

- Money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.

- Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and there would have been peace on earth.

- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Tell the truth and run.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? ( Moron's! Duh! )

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (plenty of them)

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile (it's a waste of a precious life)

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace, copy this into your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you want to push R.E.D. off a cliff, copy and paste this onto your profile

23 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

What High School Musical has Taught Us (Or at least the ones who actually pay attention...)

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equivalent of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Once Upon an Eternity by Solstice Night

The girl sits in her corner
Silently hurting
No form of morphine to soothe her pain

Death cradles her in His arms
and swears he'll keep her safe
Once upon an eternity

Broken beyond repair
The girl gives her life
To the handsome cloaked stranger with gentle hands

He shows her a knife
And lets her bleed out
Once upon an eternity

Death crowns the girl His Queen
and together they rule
The Realm of the Dead, forever in bliss

The girl finds true
Happiness in Death
Once upon an eternity

No Way Home by Solstice Night

Love I can't come home right now.
I don't know where I am
I lost myself long ago and I'm trapped where I land

Babe, I cant come home, you see
I'm wandering the streets
I lost myself long ago, and dont know what happened to me

I'm a wandering bird/ I'm a lost soul/ and the only thing I want is to find my way home
I'm a lost bird/I'm a wandering soul/and the only thing I know is that I'm all alone

Sweets I hear your sorrow
I can feel your pain
Just know that I miss you in my heart and thru my veins

Babe, I cant come home, you see
I'm wandering the streets
I lost myself long ago, and dont know what happened to me

I'm a wandering bird/ I'm a lost soul/ and the only thing I want is to find my way home
I'm a lost bird/I'm a wandering soul/and the only thing I know is that I'm all alone

I miss the sound of whispers, soft in my ear
I miss the warm smell of you, to wash away my fears
But love I can't come home. Babe I can't come...

I'm a wandering bird/I'm a lost soul/ the only thing I want is to find my way home.
I'm a lost bird/I'm a wandering soul/and sweetie I'm so sorry but I'lm not coming home. Not... Comin'... Home...

Cheerful, right? Especially the first one, but they both are depressing.

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If Cassie Chose Nick by GreenEyedPumpkin93 reviews
Cassie likes Nick Adams still her soulmate but she stays with Nick with a few extras
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,637 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Nick A., Cassie B. - Complete
Falling Through by EJML-Isotope reviews
Cassie is attempting the right thing but it's turning out exceptionally difficult when the silver cord is telling her one thing, the coven another, and her heart is leading her down a different path altogether. She must follow her instincts, not only to straighten out her love life but to also defeat the danger. Enemies are made, loyalties tested and love is pushed to it's limit.
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Cassie B., Nick A.
Take by Keeta1283 reviews
After Captivate, Zara finds she may have more than herself to lose along the way as she explores her pixie self, discovering a power that's more of a curse, and goes to rescue the love of her life, if he'll still have her and if he is indeed the only one.
Need, Carrie Jones - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,440 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Zara W., The King
The Reconing Remix by FluffyZGiggler reviews
Going through the book and adapting some areas to change the almost moments with Chloe and Derek into happy memories. I mean, Derek is just too yummy for his own good. A pleasant combination of original text and my own ideas.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,166 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Runaway by RedRose102 reviews
Sequel to Read my lips. Cassie leaves after the big fight with Nick. Now, Nick must find her and bring her home back to the Club and maybe, along the way, get her to love him just as much as he loves her! NxC
Secret Circle series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Nick A., Cassie B.
Sing to the wolves by Kya Firestone reviews
Eden Cage is your average seventeen year old girl from Good Hart M.I. except she's in love with Anneal the powerful werewolf pack leader and she has to go around killing demons with him.
100% Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010
Shadow Seeres by Kya Firestone reviews
Sixteen year old Lucy is attacked by a demon when she is walking home from school one day. she is saved by Kane, shadowhunter. He and his friends are very curious as to why she, a human can touch see and hear demons Full summary inside. Rated T-M in parts
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
Zero Degrees by sillysac reviews
There was so much I wanted to say to him in that moment. For awhile I kept silent, and then I asked him, "Why are you so careful with me, Sam Roth?" Grace's point of view in chapter 44.
Shiver, Maggie Stiefvater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Grace, Sam
From Curse to Blessing by pretzelboy reviews
Saphira is cursed by Galbatorix, but with Eragon can this curse become the best thing that's ever happened to either of them?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete