What the Bleep
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Joined 11-04-10, id: 2602480, Profile Updated: 11-05-10

Hola, mis amigos.

This is What the Bleep?!, you're one and only...Something or other. I was going to type, "Your one and only crazy fanfic writer," but seeing some of the stuff you guys put out(cough cough crackfic cough), it's a wonder y'all haven't been attacked with butterfly nets by now. And I'm not the, "One and only sane fanfic writer," either. Why am I not sane? Because I am a fanfic writer. By definition, I am loco-in-the-coco.

Anyway. You may call me Bleep, or Sukebe(Japanese for 'pervert'. XD). I will also accept The Bleepmaster, Queen of Bleep, What the #*^#?%!, Chocolate-Thunda!, or Ben. (Cat in the Hat reference FTW!) You will never know my real name. You will never know my face. Why? Because for all I know, there are creepy stalkers chasing me down as you read this! You could be one of them!

Invasion of privacy. It's not a pretty sight.

I mostly deal with humor, but a bit of angst will crop up here and there, and I'm a teenage girl, so my hormones demand romance. Deal with it.

Anime: Naruto, mostly, and loads of other chizz. You can ask me about it if you really want to, but no guarantees I'll respond until I check out whatever the heck you're talking about. Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm suicidal. Jk,jk...

Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku(cliche, I know :p), ItaSasu(only in AU fics), ItaSasu(incest is smexy), ShikaTem, ShikaIno, JiraTsuna(JiraiyaxTsunade), SasuNaru/NaruSasu, NejiTen, LeeTen, blah blah blah. Me likey the Akatsuki a whole hell of a lot, but I try to tone it down a bit in my fics...usually. 'Insert evil face here.'

Shows: Sherlock(BBC), Sarah Jane Adventures(only able to watch it when I visit relatives in Europe. *pout*).

If I stop writing for a prolonged period of time, here's a few possible reasons I might be gone, along with solutions.
1: I am emo. DO NOT SEND ME CHEERY EMAILS, AS THESE WILL ONLY SEND ME INTO FURTHER INFURIATED DEPRESSION! I will come out of this state soon enough, and start writing again.
2: I am unmotivated. This occurs when my fics don't recieve enough attention. In this case, add the story to your favorites and order people to send me nice reviews.
3: I am uninspired. This tends to happen when I haven't gotten enough sleep. Send me requests, songs you like(or you think I'd like), movie recs, pics, hell, even TV shows or cartoons. Anything that could provide inspiration.

Erm...That's all I can think of for now. By the way, I accept inspiration at any time. If you think it's cool, or you want me to see it, or you want it to end up in one of my fics, send me a gosh-darn PM already! I'll give you credit and everything!

-Love ya!