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Joined 07-08-08, id: 1627994, Profile Updated: 09-13-09
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hey, I'm Lea. I'm a new writer here(if you want to call it that, I have one crappy oneshot), but I read a lot of fanfic, or anything really.

Not really much to say about me... I drive an amazing Mustang named Excaliber. I love him.

Music, Books, and Movies make up the vast majority of my life. If you care about my favorites here they are books: Harry Potter 1-7, Twilight (I love Edward) New Moon Eclipse Breaking Dawn, Night World, Vampire Diaries, pretty much anything by LJ Smith. Hah I just read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, it was amazing. Anything that combines 18th century England and the pentagram of death earns my applause. Movies: The Princess Bride (Wesley would make the best Jasper ever, to bad he is old now...), Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Harry Potter 6 was amazing! Little Miss Sunshine uh so many others that I can't think of right now... Music is easy. I listen to basically everything (I can't stand Halo, You found me by the fray, or most Italian Opera). So if you got a good song, hit me up because I want to know :).

When I get not really lost in Ft. Luaderdale with my BF its epic.

I spend WAY to much time on this website.

I am a complete and total DORK.

Thats pretty much it.

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,986 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18550 - Favs: 7,739 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,748 - Follows: 8,703 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8246 - Favs: 4,874 - Follows: 3,023 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
My Bella::Revenge reviews
Inside Edward's mind on the way to save Bella from James. A really short oneshot. My first fanfic let me know what you think...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward - Complete