Evil Saiyan Sorority
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Joined 02-25-01, id: 45578
Author has written 1 story for Dragon Ball Z.
I am two authors... yes - 'Lithium-Like' and 'Obsessive One' have joined together to form...

ME - Jenan Lynabeth Nawmond Hammalinski
(can't you tell its our names mushed together?)

Jenan's story starts when she is a young girl, found by Social Services. She was being raised by wolves, so the horrified social service workers put her into the foster care of two happily married pirates. Together she and her family, and the family parrot Willie Nillie, sailed the seven seas.
One horrible afternoon, she lost her leg in a sword-fight. She replaced it with a wooden peg, and soon found she had a fascination for carving beautiful, elaborate wooden legs. One day a furniture-leg designer saw her work and borrowed some of her designs... and soon he borrowed her heart as they had a wild fling, and they often included Willie Nillie in their bed-time activities...
But all good things will come to an end, and he soon ran off with another woman. Jenan was upset, but later found a wonderful guy over the internet: Marie McDouley - but after finding out how much of an animal Willie Nillie was in bed, Marie ran off with him.
Then one day while at the laundromat, Jenan accidentally dropped her quarter, which happened to roll over to the feet (or should I say foot and wooden leg) of Eddik Hopal. He picked it up and flashed a georgous smile of missing teeth at her. "Is this yours?" He asked. It was love at first sight. They had a torid affair and he wisked her away to Vegas, where they decided to do a little gambling while the night was still young, and then elope. But Eddik lost her in a bet, and soon she was in the posession of Luking Ayerry. In the hotel room he brought her to, she promised him kinky sex and he got all ready for it... then she took out a knife. He was so hard he couldn't run away! "F*ck I'm hard," he muttered, "Down boy!" But it was too late, and she killed him.
Meanwhile, Eddik was heartbroken and depressed, and some prostitutes felt bad for him and began a foursome with him. Right in the middle of it, Jenan found them and saw what was going on. Shattered and betrayed, she ran in the other direction... into... a TIME PORTAL!... i think.

Well anyway, she's a writer now.

NEWS for 8-11-02:
School is just around the corner, so don't expect a ton of updates... but DO expect two chapters to come out very soon! Yes, two chapters... Jenan's working on them right now and procrastinating as much as she can...
Half of her starts school in late August, and the other half starts about a week into September.
Umm... half of her also lives in Texas, while the other half lives in Pennsylvania... so have pity on her!

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Strangling the CEO by The Vixen reviews
The corner of his mouth twitched slightly as he waited to see what else she was saying to him. I was immediately confused by this. If it was jealousy, it was the second time I had seen it that day. (T/P, G/B, U/M)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 8/3/2002 - Trunks, Pan
A New Threat by The Vixen reviews
There is news of a new threat to the earth, and Vegeta decides it's a saiyan's battle. T/P - Its romance/some humor/general stuff fic.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,525 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2002 - Published: 3/31/2001 - Trunks, Pan
Holding On by ObsessiveOne reviews
MT/M T/P G/B When Mirai Trunks shows up from the future, hearts collide, people catch amnesia, parents go out of town...Marron, Pan, and Bra learn how much can change when you fall in love.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,398 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2002 - Published: 5/17/2001 - Trunks, Pan
Island Mayhem by ObsessiveOne reviews
When daily life gets stressful 6 go on a vacation, what will happen now? T/P, G/B, U/M (LAST CHAPTER!!!)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,353 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2001 - Published: 2/11/2001 - Trunks, Pan
Welcome Home by ObsessiveOne reviews
Pan and Bra return after 4 years of college. G/B, T/P, small U/M (I added more to chapter 6)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,071 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/3/2001 - Published: 3/3/2001
Unpredictable reviews
Trunks and Bra are forbidden to see Goten and Pan - and vice versa - because of a feud between Vegeta, Goku, and Gohan. What do they do?....2 authors are behind it, and we each continue each other's chapter.....we see some romances here! T/P, G/B
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,315 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/23/2002 - Published: 3/4/2001 - Trunks, Pan