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Joined 11-03-10, id: 2601445, Profile Updated: 11-05-10

Hey Everyone!!

its me adesesu258 or Lexi

i decided to make another account why, i dont really know mainly just cause my favorites was getting way way way to long so yeah here ya go enjoy

yes i like slash more then het if you dont like it then get over it and go somewhere else



Harry Potter:

Harry/Severus (father/son, brothers, lovers)

Harry/Voldemort (father/son, brothers, lovers)

Harry/Tom Riddle Jr

Harry/Lucious (father/son, lovers)

Harry/Draco

Harry/Fred/George

Harry/Charlie

Harry/Percy

Harry/Remus

Harry/Fenrir

Fred/George

Ron/Hermione

Sirius/Remus

Severus/Lily

James/Lily

Twilight:

Edward/Jasper

Carlisle/Esme

Jasper/Alice

Emment/Rosalie

Jacob/Bella

Edward/Harry Potter (crossover)

Jacob/Harry Potter (crossover)



Star Trek:

Spock/Kirk

Spock Prime/Kirk Prime

Sulu/Chekov

Scotty/Chekov

Star Wars:

Luke/Vadar (father/son)

Leia/Vader (father/daughter)

Anakin/Padme

Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan

Fruits Basket:

Shigure/Akito

Kyou/Tohru

Ayame/Yuki (brothers)

Hunger Games:

Finnick /Annie

Gale/Katniss

Alex Rider:

Yassen/Alex

Spirited Away:

Kohaku/Chihiro

Pitch Black:

Riddick/Harry Potter (crossover)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's an abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
MOMMY! HELP ME!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me what an abortion is.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A stranger stabs you in the front

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs you in the heart

Best friends carry guns


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Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8377 - Favs: 9,357 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
My Lord, Master, and Lover by Kat100666 reviews
Voldemort has taken Lucius Malfoy as his lover, what happens when teasing and one Harry Potter get invovled? LM/TR then LM/TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pup's New Pack by Kat100666 reviews
What happens when Harry Potter is abused and the only people he finds he can trust are the Dark spies sent to watch him? What happens when a beating gets out of control and Harry is about to die? How can Fenrir Greyback help? OCC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Return from Insanity by Impish Delight reviews
Harry decides it's time to escape the expectations of the wizarding world and make his own place. He will create new ties, break old ones, and discover his heritage. At the same time, one Dark Lord regains his sanity... OCCness TR/HP slash My First Fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,785 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Water's Edge by Phoenix2063 reviews
On an exploratory mission Kirk goes missing and is trapped by a carnivorous plant. After Spock saves his life, he reflects on how close he came to losing his captain. Meditation can only bring Spock so far before he has to deal with unexpected emotion.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,554 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock