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Fav quotes: 'But why is the rum gone?' 'Elizabeth, ...it never would've worked between us...i'm sorry. And Will...nice hat!' 'today you will all remember as the day that you almost captured CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!' 'Captain! it's Captain!' ' You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. it is the honest man you should not trust, for you never know when he'll be dishonest.' ' Now bring me the horizon'-Pirates of the Caribbean

'Hey i found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!' 'yeah!' BOOM 'No! I'm Harry potter! I'm the boy who lived! No one can have more testosterone than me cause i'm harry potter! Okay?' 'I had a dream that i was a baby pig living on a farm! Oink! Oink! Oink!' 'Bother! Bother! Bother!-Potter Puppet Pals

'I'll read you a story like i did for Grady when i told him that he couldn't live on Pandora,' -Sonny with a chance

'Ha! Ha ha ha! Now your just being cute potter! i can't go to Pigsfart...it's on mars!' 'Every time i see her i get this-i just get this tugging in my heart and i know it's just her fault that Bi*!' 'Racist Sister!' 'Hey who knows maybe you can like fight Mushu from Mulan!' 'What would Zefron do in this situation?' 'You think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't! it just makes people dead!' - A very Potter Musical

'I don't believe it! I Don't believe it! Ron a prefect! that's everyone in the family!' 'What are Fred and I next door neighbors?' 'We knew you wouldn't die Harry!' 'Might lose a leg, or an arm, but pack it all together! NEVER!' 'The great Forge and Gred!' - Harry Potter

'Why doesn't Allen do it?' 'Allen took a effen punch from Mike Tyson! He doesn't have to do anything!' "Why are you putting pepper on the steak? Do Tigers even like pepper?' 'They love pepper, they hate cinnamon.' 'What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of malling Zebras or Holly berry in her cat woman suit? Don't you worry your pretty tiger head we're gonna get to back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed, and then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug, Ohhh, Doug! Doug! Dougie! Dougie! Doug Doug! UNless he's been murderd by crystal meth drinkers...well then we're Sh* outta luck!' 'uh-uh. Not up in here!' 'NOT UP IN HERE!' 'Ha Ha. It's funny 'cause he's fat!' 'Aww na he shot Joey!' 'She effed a sailor!' 'It was a bartender on a cruise and for your information he didn't even go inside her cause she's grossed out by semen.' 'Yeah well it's expensive, don't even look at it. That's right keep walking grandpa, don't look at me either.' 'Aww, what's his name?' "Uh. Um, Ben.' 'Carlos!' 'Oh that God you've got Tyler!' 'You hear that? his names Tyler,' 'It's Alright , i thought he looked more like a Carlos too bud.'- The Hangover

'So it's 18,000 plus 1,00 which equals 19000-' 'Wait let me check the math...Yup continue' 'I am a 6'2 220lbs professional rower and there's two of me! if i wanted someone dead i could do it myself!'- Social network

Well that's it for now, i have a lot of other quotes i just need to think of them.

The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish Eicher reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.