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Joined 11-10-13, id: 5314177, Profile Updated: 11-15-13

Before any stalkers (lol) want to know, I am not telling my name. Cause guess what? Cause I am a fucking piece of cake thats why lol. I am a semi-normal, what the hell am I talking about? Normal and I are strangers, hell I only heard of him never seen him :3 if you know what I mean! I watch way to much T.V and Anime. Yup, I am in my teens and I have no life lol. I like ice scatting even tho ever time I face plant into the ice, Food because food will always be there for ya, my friends/family - touch them I will make sure you burn in the deeps of hell - Animals who are so adorable!!! and anime/Manga. I want to one day make my own manga and have an imagination like Tite and Hiro ( Creators of Fairy Tail and Bleach )

I have many places I want to visit and live. England, France, Japan, Germany, and even the Antarctica. Sadly I can't live in Antarctica cause I would freeze my ass to death and I will admit, Japan I would only like to Visit. If your wondering why its because Japan has the most highest rate of Rape and suicide. So no...If I ever write an fanfiction you total hate, then do not review some nasty shit. I don't care though but still...do you ever see a bad review for books on the back cover? No so why should you?

According to my lovely friends I am Loud, weird, stubborn be on belief, obsessed with ( Fairy tail, Dragons, Dragon slayers, Gajeel and Metalicana.. ) I am reckless at times, very imaginative, funny, cheerful, forgiving, and caring. In some ways, I am indeed.

GaLe is my OTP for Fairy tail because their meant to be. I just want Gajeel to make his move already *sobs in the emo corner* But of course if he doesn't like her ( WE ALL KNOW HE DOES ) I will volunteer to be his crush :3


One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or worse.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'


I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

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Random time!!

OH MY GOODNESS WHEN I FOUND OUT IN THE INTERVIEW, HIRO SAID NATSU AND LUCY ARE GOING TO GET TOGETHER IN THE SERIES AND HAVE AN DAUGHTER NAMED NASHI I WAS SO HAPPY. BUT IF THEY DO, PLEASE OH PLEASE HIRO, LET LEVY HAVE HER DRAGON SLAYER TO XD

Enchanted by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
AU. Lucy's being bossed around by her stepsisters, Levy's made a deal she might regret, Erza's texting some mystery prince, Juvia can't get the guy she saved from drowning to notice her, and Yukino's just basically had her heart ripped out. High school, it's no fairy tale. - NaLu, GaLe, Jerza, Gruvia, StiYu, & RoWen.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,467 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] [Levy M., Gajeel R.] - Complete