![]() Author has written 3 stories for High School Musical, and Twilight. Hi my name is Lauren. But people usually call me... Lauren. Wow I really need to consult my friends on my nickname. I like to be sarcastic and random. I love to write ever since 6th grade in my Language Arts class. I love Converse but my parents don't really like them because they are flat and I had surgery when I was 9 on my feet. I love to shop but I have one outfit I wear almost every week. I'm a caring yet crabby person. I laugh but feel sad at the same time. You can say I'm a very confusing person. Hey that could be my new nickname. Confused L! I like it. Just need my friends' comments on it. ‘A girl asked a guy if she was pretty , he said no , Hello Beautiful, It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In the Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain, because Thats Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Awesome Amazing Crazy Kinda Crush On You, You Just Don't KNow It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, but then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends . I know I may be the Underdog in this situation,but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out S.O.S' shoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it may be an Eternity before "Oh, Kevin, Nick & Joe, Please be Mine," but we can always take things One Day At A Time. Now it's Time For Me to Fly, so Goodnight And Goodbye. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Find a guy who: Every girl has that one boy that they'll never get over. Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are, and what you want…stay on the line and we’ll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7: we’ll transfer your call to the mothership. If you are schizophrenic, just listen; the small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press; no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6-9-6-9-6-9-6-9. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep…after the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. And if you have low self esteem, please hang up: all of our operators are too busy to talk to you. Her name was Aurora, she was only five, this is what happened when she was alive. Her dad was a drunk If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when talk for hours after drinking a sip of water thinking it is sugar. Crazy is when you buy a tee shirt of your favorite band and feed them cupcakes.(My friend did this). Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you tape a bunch of Jonas Brothers posters to your ceiling and when you're bored, lean back in your computer chair and stare at them, talking...and they surprisingly talk BACK to you..and you talk for hours on end...Crazy is when you watch the Jonas Brothers Burnin' Up Music Video, and randomly scream "With the Nick and the wedgie wetsuit, and the Joe and the mustache, and the Sexy Kung Fu Kevin..." and fall of your bed laughing and your Mom asks what you're doing and you respond "Laughing!" And her response was "Why?!" And you say "KEVIN CAN FLY! JOE CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE AND NICK IS IN A WEDGIE WETSUIT!!" Crazy is when you're walking through the living room, hear Jonas on the TV and stop mid step, ice cream halfway to your mouth and listen to the 30 second Target Comercial. Crazy is whe you yell at your computer for being a jerk then slap it and it turns off... Crazy is when you drop you phone and it turns off. Then you hold a funeral for it in your bedroom until someone calls you again...and the first thing you say to them is "OH MY GOD! MY PHONE IS A ZOMBIE!" If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too. Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. You 'Keep Holding On' because 'We're All In This Together' This is the 'Start Of Something New' because you are 'One In A Million' to me and if its 'You and Me Together' Then we can 'Hold On' because these '7 Things' you make me feel are 'What Hurts The Most'... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon I think I could be madly in like with you Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips! Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up (i'd do it infront of his friends) to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, dang I'm gonna miss you buddy If You Love Nelena Post This in Your Profile If Your Bored and Want A Longer Profile Post This In Your Profile If You Dont Know What Your Doing And Why Your Posting This Post This in Your Profile If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile. This is one of the cutest things ever: - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's 'Ok' don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you post this in the next 4 minutes your crush will: If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. 92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie or Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing your head off. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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