![]() Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Indiana Jones, and Blakes 7. Me - Books and authors: Terry Pratchett, Gerald Durrell, Penelope Fitzgerald, Iain Banks. Sherlock Holmes. The Mirror Duet (Catherine Webb). - Television & film: Blake's 7, Doctor Who and Red Dwarf. The Thick of It and Black Books. Marvel Movieverse. Avatar (Aang & Korra), Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist. I draw a bit. You can come and yell at/with me on Tumblr as certified-diplodocus, and I'm also on deviantART and AO3 under the same name. (Since ff.net decided to blacklist the entire Internet, you'll have to google for the links.) I write slowly, but every hundred years I arise from my grave and creakily publish a new fanfic. My strengths are action, voice and style (if you need something proofread for grammar and rhythm, please give me a call). My weaknesses are plot and a tendency to waffle. I have a profound mistrust for non-canon pairings and for romance as a whole, perhaps because it seems so difficult to get right. Unfinished fanfics are sad and soul-destroying, so all my stories will be completed before I start uploading. That teaser chapter at the bottom of the page is absolutely not an example of how you can never trust a writer. Stories in progress (believe it or not, I'm still working on these over ten years later. persevera per severa per se vera) BLAKE'S 7: Herculaneum My first ever fanfic, an action-adventure story set during the first season and starring the whole crew. It hit a rut when I took up Naruto and hit a ditch when I realised that what I'd written, which was a lot, was mostly self-indulgent padding. Avon falls down a cliff at some point. It's been mushed together with another story in my head, so hopefully when I get back to it the plot'll be a lot more interesting. Avon will fall down a mine. NARUTO: And Your Enemies Closer Team Kakashi has never been very keen on diplomacy, espionage or basic subtlety. Now, stuck in a tiny lake country with orders to find a missing man, they find themselves drowning in politics - and something ugly lives under the surface. Chapters 1-7 complete (the total will probably run to twenty or so). My deepest thanks to Jade Rozes, who waded through the first draft of those five chapters and gave my writing the giant kick up the arse I never knew it needed. Go and read her stuff, it's amazing. NARUTO: Mind Games Naruto, the last surviving Jinchuuriki, has finally been taken. Kakashi and Sakura set themselves an incredibly stupid mission... to bring him back home. AU. Thanks for passing through, if you did pass through and are not just a spambot or a figment of my imagination. Safe travels. |
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