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Joined 08-18-10, id: 2501281, Profile Updated: 10-12-18
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Indiana Jones, and Blakes 7.

Me

- Books and authors: Terry Pratchett, Gerald Durrell, Penelope Fitzgerald, Iain Banks. Sherlock Holmes. The Mirror Duet (Catherine Webb).

- Television & film: Blake's 7, Doctor Who and Red Dwarf. The Thick of It and Black Books. Marvel Movieverse. Avatar (Aang & Korra), Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist.

I draw a bit. You can come and yell at/with me on Tumblr as certified-diplodocus, and I'm also on deviantART and AO3 under the same name. (Since ff.net decided to blacklist the entire Internet, you'll have to google for the links.)


I write slowly, but every hundred years I arise from my grave and creakily publish a new fanfic. My strengths are action, voice and style (if you need something proofread for grammar and rhythm, please give me a call). My weaknesses are plot and a tendency to waffle. I have a profound mistrust for non-canon pairings and for romance as a whole, perhaps because it seems so difficult to get right.

Unfinished fanfics are sad and soul-destroying, so all my stories will be completed before I start uploading. That teaser chapter at the bottom of the page is absolutely not an example of how you can never trust a writer.


Stories in progress (believe it or not, I'm still working on these over ten years later. persevera per severa per se vera)

BLAKE'S 7: Herculaneum

My first ever fanfic, an action-adventure story set during the first season and starring the whole crew. It hit a rut when I took up Naruto and hit a ditch when I realised that what I'd written, which was a lot, was mostly self-indulgent padding. Avon falls down a cliff at some point. It's been mushed together with another story in my head, so hopefully when I get back to it the plot'll be a lot more interesting. Avon will fall down a mine.

NARUTO: And Your Enemies Closer

Team Kakashi has never been very keen on diplomacy, espionage or basic subtlety. Now, stuck in a tiny lake country with orders to find a missing man, they find themselves drowning in politics - and something ugly lives under the surface.

Chapters 1-7 complete (the total will probably run to twenty or so). My deepest thanks to Jade Rozes, who waded through the first draft of those five chapters and gave my writing the giant kick up the arse I never knew it needed. Go and read her stuff, it's amazing.

NARUTO: Mind Games

Naruto, the last surviving Jinchuuriki, has finally been taken. Kakashi and Sakura set themselves an incredibly stupid mission... to bring him back home. AU.


Thanks for passing through, if you did pass through and are not just a spambot or a figment of my imagination. Safe travels.

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Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Different Kind of Ace by Rowena Zahnrei reviews
Rimmer left Starbug to become someone he liked, but he always hated Ace. Now he feels he's trapped playing a part, a failure in a shiny costume. To become a hero in his own right, Rimmer must face up to his old crew, his family, and his self-loathing... COMPLETE STORY! Please Review! :D
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,442 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Comrade in Irons by Rahuratna reviews
After a mission goes horribly wrong, Naruto and Kakashi must battle their way back to Konoha in the face of false accusation. Faced with a series of baffling murders, Shikamaru must unravel a scheme that could destroy his friends as well as Konoha itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,223 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,883 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 2,697 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Kung Fu Panda: Book of Changes by Ilien reviews
The Dragon Warrior learns who he is, Tigress learns who she isn't, Tai Lung learns who he should have been, and Mr. Ping makes noodles. A lot of noodles.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 275,724 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Po, Tai Lung, Commander Vachir
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3516 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 6,840 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Afterwards by Ranowa Hikura reviews
After Ishval, Maes picks up the pieces. Roy lets him. Oneshot, no pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Stock Market Crash by VIKAN reviews
Stranded in the middle of the Eastern Desert, Roy Mustang must try to get himself and a concussed Edward across it safely before he completely loses his mind. (No pairings)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Holding Your Scarred Heart in Hand by Batsutousai reviews
Five times Roy answered the phone when Maes called, despite his terrible timing, and the one time he missed him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Panic Monday by mebh reviews
Colonel Roy Mustang is sick and stressed and grumpy. With the pressure on, will this be a Monday where it's all just a bit too much for him. faint!roy hurty!roy lovely!breda royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Riza H., Roy M., Heymans B., Grumman - Complete
Taking the First Step by Ranowa Hikura reviews
Set just after the Promised Day, before Roy finds out his vision can be restored. Ed finds Mustang on the roof, a mere three feet all that was in between him and a plummet to his death. He also finds something he had never seen from the bastard colonel before: fear. Oneshot, no pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Philosophy and Dumpster Diving by mpsRocket reviews
Jessie ponders her success (or lack thereof) over one of her team's less dignified meals. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2016 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth - Complete
T-Shirts and Tempers by sightofthestars reviews
A one-shot based off a fic request from iheartheartgallifrey on Tumblr. Just a quick drabble written for the following prompt: "Ellie gets Alec a 'Worst Cop in Britain' shirt and forces him to wear it for a day." Harmless fun! Non-romantic but feel free to ship it up if you're so inclined!
Broadchurch - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Alec H., Ellie M. - Complete
Puzzles by HalfASlug reviews
There are many puzzles in Alec Hardy's life, but maybe there's still room for one more.
Broadchurch - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Alec H., Ellie M., Fred M. - Complete
Perfect Storm by foolondahill17 reviews
An endless stream of wounded mixed with perpetual rain is usually more than enough for the personnel at MASH 4077 to contend with, but with the addition of a Korean family seeking help, bombardment from nearby enemy troops, and the life-threatening injury of one of their own, it all collides to create the perfect storm. Hawkeye whump, if you were wondering.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - BJ H., Charles W., Hawkeye P.
Iarð skal rifna ok upphiminn by Petit Parapluie reviews
When Erik Selvig suddenly disappears from his family's life, his daughter Anneka is determined to find him. But meddling in the affairs of gods and men is more dangerous than you might suppose...especially when the gods take an unhealthy interest...
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Hela, Loki
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Before Tomorrow Comes by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi wakes up at night with the burning need to get in the air, to prepare against the day he'll be too slow, too weak, and no longer useful to Erw- humanity. Features mutual unrequited pining, Eruri.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Erwin S., Levi A.
The Princess of the Dragon Flats by LizBee reviews
Aang never restored Korra's bending; instead she simply disappeared. Thirteen months later, Lin is building a new life as a private detective. A simple case - the search for a missing heiress - turns complicated as Lin finds herself dealing with politics, the criminal underworld and the Fire Lord's second cousin's cat.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Chief Lin Beifong, Asami S., OC - Complete
who's left and who's leaving by Min Daae reviews
Thor decides he's about done with letting Loki get himself hurt and pretending he's okay with it. Loki's got two feet of steel through his lungs and is finding it difficult to argue. Family therapy, at its finest.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Father and the Mentor by AnimationNut reviews
A surprise visit to his son leads Mr. Ping to witnessing Po's insolence towards Shifu. Quickly nipping Po's disobedience in the bud, Mr. Ping and Shifu leave the panda to his training and end up having a talk on the ways to deal with their often stubborn charge Po Ping.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Po, Shifu, Mr. Ping - Complete
Alec is wrinkly and most definitely still not smilling by Othalla reviews
The most hateful thing about Miller, though – if one were to ignore the way she always takes her tea with too much creamer, her hideous neon coats and how she never stops nagging him about taking his bloody pills – is how she is almost always right.
Broadchurch - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Alec H., Ellie M. - Complete
Water-horse by Igenlode Wordsmith reviews
Professor Snape attempts to create an antidote to the Imperius Curse against Dumbledore's express orders to the contrary, and discovers that the blood of a water-horse is a very dangerous Potions ingredient. Set during Book 2 and featuring Snape and McGonagall, plus cameos by Professor Dumbledore, Mad-Eye Moody and Harry Potter himself... Rated T for psychological horror/angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,845 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3568 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 5,031 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Storm's Eye by Rene Austen reviews
In Asgard, post-Avengers, Loki is drawn into a whirlwind of deceit and ancient blood debt. At the same time, a shadowy menace stalks Asgard, eluding capture despite Thor's best efforts. When these two quests intertwine, Loki must confront both the rift between himself and his brother, and the sacrifices he is willing to make to meet his heart's greatest need. Loki/Sigyn
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,419 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Spaces Between by Min Daae reviews
There's a theory that goes that there's a universe created for every possible choice you make in life. Loki's made a lot of choices. He could make a lot more. Or, the one where Loki wanders through AUs of his life and it starts messing with his head.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Cabin Pressure: S is For Speed Dating by CatsWhiskers reviews
Martin tried speed dating, but in reality he was being speed ignored. And it was all Douglas's fault. But then Martin bumped into someone... Started as a one-shot, but grew. Rated T for references, and some angst in later chapters. All/any reviews welcome... Set firmly between series 3 and 4.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 72,126 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Cabin Pressure
Afterwards by BackForBreakfast reviews
Set in the far future. Lister and the Cat have died, and Kryten's droid rot has rendered him useless. How is Rimmer coping on a ship as large as Red Dwarf, with nobody left to talk to? One-shot - complete!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
24 Things I Hate About You by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
What's Christmas without a new and (mildly) horrifying case told through one Dr. Watson's list of complaints about his flatmate? Well. Sherlock!AdventCalendar
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Errors on the Edge of Forever by louiseb reviews
"A joyless smile, a shuttered look, a turn of shoulders. Is this how friendship ends?" Set after "The City on the Edge of Forever". Spock fears the worst.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Trust Issues by Dread Pirate reviews
A race who immediately imprison any visitor to their planet would seem to be a likely stumbling block for Picard and his crew - but it isn't the Intractans who will prove to be the main problem.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Lore, J. Picard
Asylum by Strix 4 reviews
AU. In a world where alchemy exists, but is thought to be a fairytale, the Elric brothers land themselves in an asylum after their abilities are discovered. But this hospital has a darker purpose, and its patients must band together in order to survive
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,930 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Stranger by louiseb reviews
NOW COMPLETE Who is the strange man brought unconscious to the cells? A teenager from a primitive world comes face to face with the 23rd century. A new character and very different to my previous stories.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Pub Games by CatsWhiskers reviews
In which Douglas discovers a hidden side to Martin.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Home Sweet Home by garfieldodie reviews
The Dwarfers inspect a derelict spaceship, only to get attacked by a rogue simulant with a nasty looking gun. And that's just the first weird thing that happens to them.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,831 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Unmistakeable by Garmonbozia reviews
221B drabbles from after the Fall. A dead man travels the world, tearing down the terrible ruins Moriarty left behind. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Dangers of Dating by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John acquire a new client... with a very unusual problem. Stand-alone case-fic. Not slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Dying Detective by hifunctioning reviews
In Which Sherlock Suffers From A Mysterious Disease - Or Is Just Being A Total Prick. My attempt at the original Sherlock Holmes story "The Dying Detective," told across 7 days with many text messages. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nine Little Words by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It doesn't take much to change a life. AU
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Trolltunga by Nightsmoke reviews
A young Thor and Loki accidentally create some new Midgardian landmarks. Somewhat of a historical piece. Everyone is a bit younger here, and a little stupid.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Panda Patchwork by Ilien reviews
A place to put all my little bits and pieces.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012
Shoulder to Shoulder by mebh reviews
At Grumman's inaugural dinner, Mustang is reminded of the sweet burden of his own good luck.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Roy M., Olivier A. - Complete
The Snowball Effect by Dayja reviews
Cabin Pressure fic. In which Martin's usual bad luck as seen in Ottery St Mary leads to one of the best things to ever happen to him.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Cabin Pressure
Daughter by Starlight River of Dreams reviews
He saw, through all her anger, the raw terror there, the haunting devastation of an unloved child.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Shifu, Tigress - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 847 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Moonless by Starlight River of Dreams reviews
There had been no moon that night.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Tigress, Shifu - Complete
True Love by Jade Rozes reviews
One day Kakashi bought a small orange book. Six years later, they were inseparable. This is what happened in between. Quite simply, this is the story of a man and his porn. T for some language. Ch7: Kakashi meets Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,801 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Kakashi H.
Blame by Dayanara reviews
Just why did Rimmer give up being Ace and rejoin the boys on the Dwarf? Delicious Rimmer angst.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Recovery by deaka reviews
Episode tag for Quarantine. In which Rimmer is a git and Lister is grudgingly sympathetic. Gen.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Vincible Ignorance by maryh10000 reviews
Of course she had loved him. How could she not? He was the Fuhrer ...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Führer Bradley - Complete
Bulletproof by Dayja reviews
Sherlock finds out the hard way that being shot at does occasionally involve being shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Eternity by SemperSomnium reviews
Davy Jones' heart is screaming 'eternity,' and the dagger is pleading 'stab it! stab it,' and Elizabeth – woman, wife – is crying, begging with her soul while Will's disappears. AWE canon.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Toll by maryh10000 reviews
How Roy paid the Toll and how his team helped him. Heymans Breda, Vato Falman, Kain Fuery, Jean Havoc. Some Royai. LOTS OF SPOILERS! Includes some final episode Brotherhood, but otherwise Manga compliant, as far as I know.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 33,069 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
Mine to Use by glamaphonic reviews
Riza needs to make it through for a lot of reasons, chief among them being that she has no idea what to do if she doesn't. Riza&Rebecca, implied RoyRiza.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Riza H., Rebecca C. - Complete
Strength in Broken Places by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Pre-series. "She hadn't seen Mal in months; not since he'd refused to follow her lead as she'd followed his for the better part of six years."
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
You Learn Not to Scream by uzumaki rakku reviews
In Anbu, they teach you not to scream. And you will remember, because there is no such thing as an ex-Anbu. Written after some sudden inspration. Part of Ode to the Nobody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
It Takes A Village by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock Holmes is ill and the world does not come to an end. Film at 11. GEN.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/6/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gai sensei by Commander Zia reviews
/A Gai character study\\ Still, he wasn't complaining. He was happy as their beloved Gai-sensei, and what else mattered, really?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2010
In This Style, 10 And 6 by Random-Battlecry reviews
She wakes in her own bed in her own room, but that doesn't stop her from living in Wonderland. Post-movie, Alice/Tarrant and Hamish. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Go Ask Alice by TallieCat reviews
Helen Kingsley notices a change in her daughter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Alice K., Helen K.
Call for the Doctor by rabidsamfan reviews
A drabble series. When Watson is called to help an accident victim he finds that the patient is Holmes -- and that the accident was no accident at all. Now with an author note appended!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 222 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
All I Ask by KCS reviews
The conversation that happened after the events of Menagerie, following Kirk's request for Spock to return to talk to him after seeing Pike to the Transporter Room. Not fluff this time; a serious discussion of serious issues. Full summary within.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Untitled by acegallifreya reviews
For the Red Dwarf Christmas fic exchange at Livejournal. Prompt was - "Which Rimmer is it in Back to Earth? Put your own theory into a fic, and include some Lister-Rimmer tension". For tawg.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
To Set Things Right by rabidsamfan reviews
A visitor to Baker Street is after more than conversation. From the Watson's Woes challenge: revenge.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Hear Me by Sacred Infidel reviews
Young Master Shifu gets caught in the crossfire of a battle between a small village and a clan of vicious foreign nomads toting dangerous poisons. The prize: the Sword of Heroes. And now that he's injured, he's stuck. So the question remains: Now what?
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shifu
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Weekend Project by chibi heishi reviews
Outside of every ninja village are smaller, simpler towns that the village relies upon for various needs. However, as Kakashi is about to find out, even small towns can hide big secrets. And if they survive this, then Iruka has a LOT of explaining to do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
QuiGon Jinn's Excellent Adventure by ardavenport reviews
Qui-Gon Jinn falls into an unusual adventure. Obi-Wan and other Jedi come in near the end.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Ki-Adi M., OC - Complete
Sleeping Man: Outside AND Sleeping Man: Inside by maineac reviews
When House goes missing, Wilson, Cuddy and his team have to solve their toughest puzzle ever: where is he? And House has to solve his toughest puzzle ever: who is he? H/W strong friendship,with a dash of Cuddy. Pt II Inside starts at Ch.31. Pt III is called Sleeping Man: Settling the Score. You can now read the story in RUSSIAN at ficbook dot net/readfic/4417381 thanks to Kleolanda
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,077 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Failure by Starzangel reviews
Failure can be hard to cope with. Not coping can have some nasty consequences.
All Creatures Great and Small - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Last Humans by MercuryinRetrograde reviews
Rimmer as Ace comes back to Red Dwarf trailing a whole lot o' bad. Red Dwarf ends up in the midst of a interdimensional, transgalactic war between..er..that's classified. Please read the chapter headings, there are warnings for offensive content.Slash.Het
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Sick Day by waiting4morning reviews
Naruto doesn't show up for training one day so Kakashi decides to investigate. Team 7 fluff, oneshot. Non yaoi, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unexpected Guests by Asuka Kureru reviews
Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
On Horror's Head by Stoplight Delight reviews
Corporal Quinn Dobson had learned his lesson. He'd payed for his mistake with two years of virtual exile in an isolated outpost on the northern fronteirs. Now he was free. At any second, his replacement would arrive. Mustang angst preConqueror of Shamballa
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 687 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Finding Camaraderie by Erithil reviews
Kakashi overtaxed himself on a mission. But he refused to go to the hospital because it’s Tuesday and he always met Iruka for dinner on Tuesdays. A Kakashi & Iruka friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Conversation by Roadstergal reviews
A brief conversation on Rimmerworld, which is somewhat rudely interrupted.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Death by Roadstergal reviews
What's it like, Lister wants to know. If only Rimmer had some idea. Set between Psirens and Legion.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Countermeasures 101 by infiniteviking reviews
Maito Gai recieves a lesson in surveillance. Humor, very short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Wake by Roadstergal reviews
Lister has an accident while dealing with the curries he got his hands on at the end of the extended Tikka. Rimmer takes it like a man. That is, not very well.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Before by zandra-x reviews
Giles just before Sunnydale.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2006 - R. Giles - Complete
A Better Man by SLWalker reviews
PostHoloship character piece. Nonslash.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Timing by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Sakura is learning that promises are never broken. They're just sometimes a matter of timing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Scarecrow by Flying Machine reviews
Oneshot. He toys with his team, stands in the rain, and reflects on everyone's certain insanity, but Hatake Kakashi knows all the time that there's more and less to shinobi life than that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Complete
Wolf Mask by Kilerkki reviews
Hatake Kakashi arrives on the battleground too late for three of the four Konoha ANBU. When battles are over, can life still go on? COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Kakashi H., Hana I. - Complete
Business As Usual by infiniteviking reviews
Oneshot. The Enterprise D seems to have been invaded by an alien life form, but all is not as it seems..... Edit: now with actual text!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
House Of Leaves by honeyblood reviews
[Part 1: Naruto-centric, spoilers upto chapter 244, AU] The mission to retrieve Sasuke goes horribly, horribly right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005
Telling Lies by kippersvindaloo reviews
A late-night conversation in the bunk room
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005
Full Circle by Alexandra Spar reviews
A derelict ship from Red Dwarf's history bears not only much-needed supplies for the crimson short one but also a most unwelcome surprise. Turns out the holovirus aboard was made on the Dwarf. I CAN'T ACCESS REVIEWS; please email them to me.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,480 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
Many Happy Returns by L. Inman reviews
A fragment. Prior to his tenth birthday, Rupert Giles finds himself in a minor conflagration.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2003 - R. Giles
The End of the Beginning by Mariner reviews
London, 1981. Rupert Giles and Ethan Rayne thought they understood magic -- until the night they saw a glowing green skull in the sky above a quiet London street. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,351 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Three Days by Soappuppy reviews
So what really happened when you were alone on that island, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2003
Life, Fruit and Other things by CheeseRelatedIncident reviews
Finito, Complete and Tickety boo.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
The Speed of Sound by Kyra Cullinan reviews
Picard/Crusher. "She wants something that genuine and unfamiliar ..."
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2002 - B. Crusher, J. Picard
Still Life With Moth Men by robot iconography reviews
What would have happened if M&S had made it to that teamwork seminar in "Detour".
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,111 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/1999
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The Designer reviews
A man walks into a bar. He may later regret this. (In which Vila talks, and some other things happen.)
Blakes 7 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/25/2018 - Avon, Vila R. - Complete
The Secret Life of Archaeologists reviews
He'll switch into a foreign language mid-lecture, maybe for a word he can't recall, and will struggle on in pidgin for a minute or two before someone begs him to come back to English. Mostly, though, people remember the cursing, which is a muttered corner-of-the-mouth thing and completely incomprehensible.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Indiana Jones
Mind Games teaser reviews
Sometimes things go wrong. ANBU Fox is dead, Naruto has vanished and Sai with him, and Kakashi, recovering at home, finds a hint of something worse underneath the disaster. Rated for Naruto-level violence. Teaser chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete