Jobless Josh
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Joined 11-02-10, id: 2600155, Profile Updated: 07-30-11

Hey folks I'm Josh I'm 18, jobless and socially inept. Its not that I dislike people, infact the the contrary is true, I love talking and listening to people even about the most insignificant things that happened that day. The problem here lies in the fact that I suddenly feel the urge to vomit when looking at another human being's face. Wierd huh.

Thank god for the internet.

I love to read people's work but alot of the time I don't review seeing as I have no idea what to write or I just plain old don't have the time (I read mostly when I'm waiting for the bus to college). I haven't uploaded stuff but I love writing, me with all my self depreciatting beauty, most of the time stuff just goes and rots somewhere deep within the recesses of my hard drive, only to be later deleted and then rewritten. Repeat so many times and there you have an endless cycle of self hate and depression.

Some of my favourite pairings:

Kanzaki Kaori x Academy City Washing Machine (She even saved it from a fire)

Accelerator x Seraphim winged Fridge

Kamijou Touma x His right hand (Hey it's saved his life countless times, plus I hear . . . umm . . . he's a 15 year old don't judge)

Hirasawa Yui x Guitah (Damn you Mr.Kyon)

Ok Now for some regular pairs (less fun, more . . . reciprocated feelings? It'll do)

Accelerator x Vento (Curse you Hyakimaru)

Accelerator x Misaka Worst

Kamijou Touma x Misaka Mikoto

Kamijou Touma x Kanzaki Kaori

Maka Albarn x Soul Eater Evans

Maka Albarn x Crona (Boy / Girl / Biological fail. No matter what Crona is awesome)

Black Star x Tsubaki

Free x Eruka Frog

Franken Stein x Marie

Tsuchimi Rin x Fuyou Kaede

Okumura Rin x Moriyama Shiemi

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The Lone Wolf's Call by Juliafied
Like it or not, the Inquisitor's decisions impact the whole of Thedas. Her decision to sacrifice Hawke in the Fade therefore has some far-reaching consequences, not least for a certain broody elf waiting for Hawke back home, and triggers a chain of events that may lead to the very fate that Lavellan is fighting against. Rated T for language and mild violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,021 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 8/4 - Fenris, Hawke (F), Solas, Lavellan
The Old Republic: Freelancers by daennika reviews
Tales of a young bounty hunter, a Sith Warrior, an Umbaran Mandalorian and more mercs trying to make their way in the galaxy. (Some violence, some sexual themes)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,363 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/8/2009 - OC
Friction by Remmak reviews
When Blair Hodges - a human amputee - visits a drell psychologist to cope with phantom pains, the last thing she expects is to be offered a cure through ritual hypnosis. The last thing Naveed Eldrani expects is for his patient to accept. ME2
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,035 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - OC