![]() Author has written 1 story for Vampire Academy. Hi, my name is Becca and i am obsessed with books and mangas. My favorites include Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Vampire Academy, and Harry Potter. Favorite Vampire Academy Quotes- -"You got a cheap foreign laborer to protect Lissa?" -Rose Hathaway, VA -"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time."-Rose Hathaway, VA -"I like him" -Lissa, Va "Like or LIKE"- Christan, VA 'Oh, there's a difference?" -Lissa, VA -And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.- Rose, VA -"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri, VA -Good God, Men everywhere. -Rose, Frostbite -"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss -"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." Adrian -"And I thought the point of my education was that violence IS the answer"- Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss -"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss -"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of surprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose, Shadow Kiss -"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point.- Rose, Blood Promise -"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose -He's (dimitri) the kind of pretty that makes you stop in the middle of the street and get hit by traffic.- Rose Hathaway -"What the hell kinda therapy are you in?"- Christan Blood Promise How I think the characters would look- TEAM JACOB! (twilight in case you didn't know) TEAM DIMITRI! (vampire academy) TEAM ZERO! (vampire knight) TEAM ALCHEMISTS (can't decide between ed, al, and roy) (fullmetal alchemist) --If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.. --Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901 --Jaspar Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843 --Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up. --STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!! --My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. --Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn) --Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. --Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. --You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. --I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. --Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. --There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird. --Being mature is overrated. --Being weird is like being normal, only better. --I see regular people! --I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. --I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. --Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. --Smile... it confuses people. --Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! --The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. --I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse. --Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. --Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." --Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... --I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. --I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! --One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. --They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. --When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide. --I don't obsess, I think intensely. --Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. --Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great. --When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. --My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. --My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. --We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. --Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbeegetting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. --Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. --Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly --An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! --You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder --You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. --Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you. -- If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen FRIENDS: ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! Emmett's the strongest. But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have an ipod and love rocking out to it, post on profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile 10 really good comebacks 1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice. 2. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? 4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me? 10. If I throw a stick, will you leave? THINGS TO NEVER BE SAID WITHIN EARSHOT OF A VAMPIRE & WHY 1) Bite me-he might take it as an invitation 2) Over my dead body-he might take it literally 3) Damn-he might be sensitive about that, remember, vamps are eternally damned 4) Bloody murder-he'll wonder if he committed it unknowingly 5) I'm gonna kill you-he might want to help 6) Vampires don't exist-he might get offended, then be angry with you & I don't know about you but I wouldn't want a vamp mad at me 7) Go to Hell-he's on his way, or so he thinks, don't remind him 8) That guy over there is a sexy vampire-he'll move and you won't get to be his equivelant to Bella or Elena, or any of the other human chicks that run with the vamps Aries- Enthusiastic, Courageous, Optimistic, Genourous, and Independent. Moody, Short tempered, selfinvolved, Impulsive, and Impatient. i am an aries things to think about when you are on a toilet: If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test? (..)'(..) Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. -Education is important; school however, is another matter. -Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters? There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile! If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder Fine the Real Definition (From Italian Job) F.reaked Out I.nsecure N.uerotic E.motional Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? 93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it. Don't be one of those people. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you "Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you." "If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words." "Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen "All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Twilight Oath- |
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