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Hi, my name is Becca and i am obsessed with books and mangas. My favorites include Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Vampire Academy, and Harry Potter.

Favorite Vampire Academy Quotes-

-"You got a cheap foreign laborer to protect Lissa?" -Rose Hathaway, VA

-"Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you're going to think about me naked, do it on your own time."-Rose Hathaway, VA

-"I like him" -Lissa, Va

"Like or LIKE"- Christan, VA

'Oh, there's a difference?" -Lissa, VA

-And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.- Rose, VA

-"The Battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time." -Dimitri, VA

-Good God, Men everywhere. -Rose, Frostbite

-"My cigarettes and I are going outside. At least they show me respect." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

-"Oh my God. A kind word from Rose Hathaway, I can die a happy man." Adrian
"What are you saying that I'm normally an ungrateful bi*ch." silence "Hey! Not cool." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

-"And I thought the point of my education was that violence IS the answer"- Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

-"Aw you'd never hurt me. My face is too pretty." -Adrian, Shadow Kiss

-"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe-kind of surprises me myself-but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise it wouldn't be fair one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose, Shadow Kiss

-"Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and" – oh. Okay. Maybe she had a point.- Rose, Blood Promise

-"Oh God," I said. "I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey Junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose
"What on Earth are you talking about?" -Janine, Blood Promise

-He's (dimitri) the kind of pretty that makes you stop in the middle of the street and get hit by traffic.- Rose Hathaway

-"What the hell kinda therapy are you in?"- Christan Blood Promise

How I think the characters would look-

Rose Hathaway-

Dimitri Belikov -

Lissa Dragomir-

Christan Ozera-

Adrian Ivashkov-

TEAM JACOB! (twilight in case you didn't know)

TEAM DIMITRI! (vampire academy)

TEAM ZERO! (vampire knight)

TEAM ALCHEMISTS (can't decide between ed, al, and roy) (fullmetal alchemist)

--If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

--Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

--Jaspar Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

--Boys are like trees-- they take fifty years to grow up.

--STFU!! You are NOT bringing sexy back!!

--My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

--Your mom looks like VOLDEMORT!! (oh burn)

--Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way.

--Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

--You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

--I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

--Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.

--Being mature is overrated.

--Being weird is like being normal, only better.

--I see regular people!

--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

--I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

--Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

--Smile... it confuses people.

--Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--I told my boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse.

--Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

--Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

--Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

--I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

--I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

--One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.

--They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

--I don't obsess, I think intensely.

--Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

--Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

--When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

--My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

--My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

--We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

--Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbeegetting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

--Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

--Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly

--An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

--You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

--You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

--Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.

-- If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consectutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile
If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile.
If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have an ipod and love rocking out to it, post on profile.
If you would kill to have wings (to be with FANGpost on profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
If you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you think Jasper Hale is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who dont, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile


10 really good comebacks

1. I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

2. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

3. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

6. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

7. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

8. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

9. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?

10. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

THINGS TO NEVER BE SAID WITHIN EARSHOT OF A VAMPIRE & WHY

1) Bite me-he might take it as an invitation

2) Over my dead body-he might take it literally

3) Damn-he might be sensitive about that, remember, vamps are eternally damned

4) Bloody murder-he'll wonder if he committed it unknowingly

5) I'm gonna kill you-he might want to help

6) Vampires don't exist-he might get offended, then be angry with you & I don't know about you but I wouldn't want a vamp mad at me

7) Go to Hell-he's on his way, or so he thinks, don't remind him

8) That guy over there is a sexy vampire-he'll move and you won't get to be his equivelant to Bella or Elena, or any of the other human chicks that run with the vamps


Aries- Enthusiastic, Courageous, Optimistic, Genourous, and Independent. Moody, Short tempered, selfinvolved, Impulsive, and Impatient.

i am an aries


things to think about when you are on a toilet:

If a quiz is called a quizzical, then what do you call a test?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If a pit bull humps your leg you'd better fake an orgasm.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
The easiest way to find something that's lost is to buy a replacement.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?'
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Why is a package transported in a car called shipment, but on a ship it's called cargo?
Why isn't phonetics spelt the way it sounds?
Why Didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell?
Why is Lisp spelt with an "S"?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of Coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Stop singing and read on . . . .. . . .
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
If Thomas Baker made bread, and John Carpenter built houses, what did John Hancock do?
The other day I was wondering, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets to you?"
and then it hit me.


(..)'(..)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies! BUNNNIES WILL RRRUULLEEE THE WORLD!!


Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

If you think vampires have souls copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If you are addicted to Vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

Fine the Real Definition

(From Italian Job)

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

"Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you." ~ Emmett Cullen

"All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them." ~ Walt Disney

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Twilight Oath-
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie’s sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know


Killer Rose reviews
After Dimitri says he doesn't love her any more Rose leaves court. After five years, she gets a surprise visitor. May be M in later scenes.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Rose H., Abe M.