![]() Author has written 5 stories for Young Justice. hey i am shipper 2000 my favorite pairing is chalant and spitfire of course i dont really know what to put here so i guess this is enough for If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things. Fav Quotes: "Whoever said nothing is impossible clearly has not tried to slam a revolving door." "Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." "Violence: if it's not solving all of your problems, you simply aren't using enough of it." "Authority: because dead people can't talk back." "No trespassing. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." "Shoot for the moon. The worse you can hit is the stars."Ed "Rage guy: "Could this day get any worse?" God: "Challenge accepted.""Challenge Accepted Guy "Well that sounds like a personal problem." "WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!" Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." "Honestly officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not god!" "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target." When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it? Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected. Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. You call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and everything in nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment. When nothing goes right, go left. The guy who said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer "Where to begin?" Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. Why does George Lucas keep tricking us into thinking Ahsoka's going to die? If you wonder the same, copy and paste this onto your profile REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason! |
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