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Joined 11-19-15, id: 7305755, Profile Updated: 11-19-15
Author has written 19 stories for Glee, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Harry Potter, Smallville, Chronicles of Narnia, and Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

I ship too much and I have all the feels. You can message me, I won't bite. Feel free to request anything by messaging me, or looking through my prompt lists on tumblr: coffeestainedandersmythe.tumblr.com

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Firsts by CurlyGleek reviews
I am a sucker for romance and firsts of any kind, so this will be a collection of short stories about Nick and Jeff. I am open to prompts for further chapters. Rating may change for future chapters.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Jeff, Nick
Save Me A Spark by CharxJay reviews
My Collection of Deztin One-Shots. These have been posted onto my tumblr also. Hope you enjoy. Also Austin&Elliot one shots are featured. You may request one, but bare in mind I may take a while as other ideas pop in my head.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/5/2015 - Austin M., Dez - Complete
Between the Pages by DonJohn23 reviews
AU - Jeff wanders into a bookshop to get out of the rain. He comes out with a new book, a new friend, and a new crush.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,897 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Jeff, Nick
What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
AU fic. Badboy!Jeff Nerd!Nick Jeff has been the school's bad boy since he could remember. And Nick never liked him, how could he? Nick just wants distance from this bad boy, and that hurts Jeff since he always hoped Nick would see beyond his mask. But one day things start changing, secrets are found. Will this be for better or for worse? TW: violence, social anxiety and bullying
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,305 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Even Angels Fall by samlover14 reviews
New segment of the Dark Side 'verse, now featuring mature content, even though I'm pretty sure the 'verse already had that. Nick and Jeff move through their sexual relationship, including the ups, downs, and the Sebastian of it all. 98 percent Niff, minor Jeffbastian and Niffbastian eventually. Some D/s. Hilarious references are my trademark. [Parallel to A Thousand Years]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,707 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Nick, Jeff
Cumming Home by coss the BOSS
In which Calum and Ross love each other.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Complete
Of Glitter, Stripping and Perfect Eyes by Yejistar reviews
MALEC In which Alec is the stripper and Magnus is the bystander
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B.
You're Too Afraid To Admit It Might Be Love by embrace-the-deception reviews
Nick doesn't believe in fate. But then he saves the life of a beautiful blonde prostitute. He doesn't know what to think anymore as slowly, day by day, he falls more and more in love with Jeff. Niff. M for language, sexual references/themes, violence, drugs, rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,848 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jeff, Nick
I'll Try to Fix You by fandomsandflowercrowns reviews
Merlin likes his best friend, Arthur. However, Arthur has a girlfriend. What will Merlin do when he hears they're no longer together? Modern AU. High school. Rated M for safety.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Arthur, Merlin] [Gwen/Guinevere, Lancelot] - Complete
I Wanna See Your Real Smile by ProfessionalAshes0fRoses reviews
A/U: Dr. Nick fic, Nick is a dentist and he finds out his beloved husband has a huge phobia of his job? Will Nick help Jeff face his biggest fear and overcome his biggest insecurity? (On hiatus because I have no inspiration)
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Jeff, Nick
The Favor by shipper727 reviews
Austin fills in for his best friend as a massage therapist's assistant. Little does he know, that his client will be none other than his high school crush, Ally Dawson. You guys get the point right. It's smut..
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Austin M., Ally D.
It All Started With A Pair Of Sandals by Triles For Miles reviews
A new pair of shoes lead to new discoveries. Written by request. Deztin. Oneshot. Pure smut. Lemon. Slash. All that good stuff. Includes foot fetishism.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Austin M., Dez - Complete
Wanted by hevaann reviews
After Mickey breaks him down, Ian needs someone to pick him back up again…Ian/Lip
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Phillip/Lip G., Ian G. - Complete
A Boy By Any Other Name by NiffAreForever reviews
The city of Verona is divided in the ongoing feud between the Sterlings and the Duvals, but can the love of two boys unite their families and change their world for the better? Romeo and Juliet!Niff AU prompt for magiclover222
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Wes, Jeff, Nick, Sebastian S. - Complete
draw your battle stripes by glistening moon reviews
Austin and Dez take a private moment for themselves in bed. PWP; blow job, hand job. Oneshot. Deztin.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Austin M., Dez - Complete
The Lynchs Watch Glee by R5 Girlo reviews
"Yeah, I forgot to tell you. I got a role on Glee." The Lynch family watch Glee and they are surprised to see Riker on there. Hopefully its funny
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Jeff - Complete
Idiot by deztin reviews
Austin comes out to his family, with the support of Dez. (Austin/Dez, Deztin, M/M.)
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Austin M., Dez - Complete
Whispering by ReadySetRiker reviews
This is a Niff story, and will eventually take place in a psychiatric hospital. Nick and Jeff will meet in a psychiatric hospital and make a connection while trying to deal with their mental illnesses. WARNINGS: This story will definitely contain Self-Harm so if you are easily triggered I wouldn't suggest reading this. It will also contain suicide attempt(s) and mental illnesses.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Jeff, Nick, Sebastian S., Hunter C.
Brothers in Arms by penguino3782 reviews
After the heart wrenching 3.09 episode some big brother Lip is definitely needed.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Phillip/Lip G., Ian G. - Complete
Stay The Night by RandomRyu reviews
Marius isn't part of the ABC Friends, yet he finds himself going to their meetings weekly. He admires their leader, maybe a bit too much. But he finds out that he is admired in the same way when Enjolras invites him over, insisting he stay the night. Smut. uwu
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Enjolras, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
Save My Love For You by The One Who Ships Niff reviews
Nick and Jeff have a weird friendship: they sometimes have sex. But things change when deeper feelings start to get involved.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,237 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Nick, Jeff
No Light by cosettedaae reviews
Marius and Enjolras have been growing closer and Grantaire has been growing jealous. After a heated argument one night, Enjolras takes Marius home relishing in his friend's jealousy and the opportunity to spend a night with another. Marius/Enjolras.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Marius Pontmercy, Enjolras - Complete
Bottom by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
Malec request. Lemon. Supposedly humorous... Yeah.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Never Say Never by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
Nick and Jeff hate each other since they first met. Unfortunately for them they share the same room and friends... But things are about to change a little.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
This is Our Family by Franderventures reviews
Future!Fic. Nick, Jeff, and Blaine have what some might call an 'alternative' lifestyle.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Nick, Jeff
The Art Project by CurlyGleek reviews
When Nick is given an art project, it makes him realise certain feelings about his best friend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Tents and dirty looks by Glamourfoxie reviews
Nick meets the new guy Jeff, at a festival where the Warblers is going to play in one of the clubs. Nick's mind is set the second he sees him. That guy is going to get laid.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Scarred by hyrew reviews
Originally in my Niff Prompts as "Jeff cuts himself for the first time". Warning: Self-harm
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Operation Get Niff Together by innocent-scream reviews
"Jeff is in love with Nick; Nick is in love with Jeff. Everybody knows that. Well…except for Nick and Jeff."/ A Niff Fanfiction, in which the Warblers come up with a plan to end the sexual tension between Nick and Jeff and get them together once and for all. Hilarity ensues. Rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Jeff, Nick
SpideyPool Fanfic by missykitty808 reviews
Peter Parker son of two dads has just gotten himself a boyfriend a while ago and around one in the morning Wade, his boyfriend, decides to pay a little visit. Peter gets a new feeling and wants to share something special with his boyfriend. PeterParker/WadeWilson Top!Wade/Bottom!Peter Smut
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/3/2012
Too Cliché by theonewiththelongbrownhair reviews
Jeff Sterling is his school's resident bad boy. Nicholas Duval is the new sub teacher, that happens to catch the eye of the blond. Is Jeff's charisma going to attract the young teacher or everything will fall apart for both of them? AU BadBoy!Jeff COMPLETED
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,764 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Sebastian's Frisky Feeling by PrinceoftheHallows reviews
The Warblers throw a party and the only two people left are a mostly sober Blaine and a rather drunk Sebastian, who seems to have a problem keeping his clothes on. I don't own anything related to Glee or its characters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Your My Bestfriend by erickp101 reviews
Nick and Jeff first meet each other in an awkward way but then become in to something more. ALL HAIL NIFF FLUFF! might get a little bit of angst in future chapters: enjoy reading !
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Summer Heat by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
US Shameless. Short Oneshot. Taking place after 2.2, Ian and Lip feel the need to release all of their tension. Lip/Ian: Incest warning.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
I found you Niff by shewritesthefics reviews
Blaine convinces Nick to pretend to be drunk at a party to try and get away with kissing Jeff, so that Jeff will possibly return Nick's feelings for him. This doesn't go according to plan. Rated T just in case of later chapters,my first ever fanfic! rate
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Tonight by Spinning-In-Infinity reviews
George has long since accepted his attraction to his twin, but tonight is the first time he chooses to act upon it. Little does he know that Fred's awake and enjoying every moment of it... Twincest FTW ! Rated M for sexy sex and language XP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/14/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Secrets Between Brothers by Pyrite reviews
One late night, George and Fred admit their secret love for each other. This leads to a night of sexual experiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Because Let's Face It by Blatantly Jennifer reviews
Because let's face it: if you were the one standing beside a naked and dripping George Weasley, well, you'd want to shag him too. Fred/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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Distract Me
"I suppose you – no, you're definitely right. I need to stop thinking about this. I need a distraction." Todd sat up, still looking at Dirk. "Distract me." smutty and fluffy goodness
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2017 - Dirk Gently, Todd B. - Complete
Comfortable
Nick gets his NYADA letter x
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Jeff, Nick
An Unlikely Duo
Niff Hogwarts!AU. Jeff is a muggleborn, Nick is a pureblood. Fluff, laughs, magic (ft. Sebastian and Blaine) x
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Complete
Wheels reviews
Nick's mother makes him go to support group after he is put in a wheelchair. Smut and fluff x *IMPORTANT A/N* I would like to just say that just because someone is in a wheelchair doesn't mean that their genitals aren't functional, so don't read the smut and then try and tell me that x
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,380 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Everything's Going To Be Okay
Alternate scene for the Battle of Beruna. Spoilers for LWW and warnings for incest (Pevencest). Begins when the Pevensie's run to Edmund's body x
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Another Baby reviews
Daddies!Niff. Nick and Jeff talk to their daughter about babies. Rated for smut and language x
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Jeff, Nick
Whatever you say, Killer
This was the first smut I ever wrote. Seblaine office smut, I tried x
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2015
Costume
Requested on tumblr: Could I maybe request the prompt Costume with Nick and Jeff? I don't mind how it goes but it just sounds adorable
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Bows
Requested on tumblr: please can you write the prompt bows with seblaine and blaine has to dress sebastian for something because he has no fashion sense
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Blaine A., Sebastian S. - Complete
Do You Want A Lollipop?
Nick loves lollipops. He soon discovers that Jeff does too. Smut. Based off the 'Niff porn video'. If no one here has seen it, I would suggest it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
What Are Friends For?
Martha/Whitney/Pete threesome request. Warnings: you know, threesomes.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Martha K., Whitney F., Pete R. - Complete
Keep Me From Falling
Jeff is the new bad boy at Dalton. Nick wants nothing to do with him. That doesn't quite work out for him. Lots of fluff and smut. Characters: Nick, Jeff, Blaine, Sebastian, Rachel, Trent, Wes, Nick's parents/siblings, Jeff's parent's/siblings. Warnings: anal sex, swearing, homophobic language, masturbation, fires, dead parents/siblings, abuse, wet dreams, slight violence,
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,596 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Blaine A., Jeff, Nick, Sebastian S. - Complete
Fluffy Rockliff drabble
Requested on tumblr by anon: I don't know if you ship them or not but would you ever want to write a Rockliff drabble? I don't care what it is, I JUST NEED ALL THE ROCKLIFF FEELS
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Published: 11/24/2015
Ask me
Fluffy Seblaine drabble. Sebastian asks Blaine to the Yule Ball. Hogwarts AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Published: 11/23/2015
Hands off
Requested on tumblr by an anon who just wanted some Niff smut. Nick and Jeff get busted having sex in a classroom.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2015
New pants
Requested on Tumblr by anon: HELLO MY FELLOW GLEEK! Would you please write 'scarf' as a drabble where nick borrows jeff's uniform for some reason and could you include smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Published: 11/21/2015
Beg for it
Some of the guys find out about Jeff's thing for dirty talk. Nick is one of those guys. Established relationship. Warnings: anal sex, blowjobs, swearing, lots of dirty talk, slight slut shaming I guess?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2015
Rosslington one-shot
Requested on Tumblr by anon: Do you do any ships or only glee ones? Because if you do more than glee ones would you ever want to write a rosslington fanfic? Idk if you ship that or not but it's up to you 3 Rosslington Fluff
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Complete
Definitely a yes reviews
Nick is a skank. Jeff is a nerd. When one thing leads to another and Nick and Jeff are forced to do a project together, more surfaces between them than they ever would have thought. McKinley AU. Smut/fluff Warnings: swearing, homophobic language, abuse, gay sex, fingering, suicidal thoughts, police interrogation, bullying.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Jeff, Nick - Complete