![]() Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. Best Movie & TV lines: "I am a nice shark. Not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image. I must first change myself. Fish are friends. Not food." (Finding Nemo) "That's all very well for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree." (Shrek the Third) "It wasn't me. It was my inner monkey." (My Hero) "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times if it also meant that I could taste my dessert." (Lt.Commander Data - TNG) "Hello. My name is Inigo Mantoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride) "Tobanee buta wa tada no buta da." translation: A pig who doesn't fly is just an ordinary pig. (Porco Rosso) "There. So Flopsy is dead, and never called me Mother." (Monty Python's Flying Circus) "In my experience the truth is just an excuse for lack of imagination." (Garak - DS9) "Well you do have one problem. If all you can hallucinate about are Quark's maintainance problems, you have a sadly deficient fantasy life." (Dr. Bashir - DS9) "The god damn pen is blue!" (Liar, Liar) "The law does not concern itself with morality." (Sir Abraham Haphazard - Barchester Chronicles) "Mine like goulash and itch scritch scratch." (Jim Henson's The Storyteller) "Let me just correct you on a few things. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central tenet of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself', and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up." (A Fish Called Wanda) "That's my name. Don't wear it out, Maximillion, or I'll make you buy me a new one." (Batman Returns) "Enough with the beaming. This time, I'll walk." (Spaceballs) "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!" (Galaxy Quest) "Her name isn't Sticks. She's Elora Denam, future empress of Tiras Lee, and the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!" (Willow) "I'm sorry, Wendy. I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." (South Park Movie) "You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." (Monty Python's Holy Grail) |
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