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Some of my favourite quotes ;)

"Love isnt a feeling...Its an ability.." "-Well your daughter is very talented"

"Knowing my horse is waiting
doesn’t make me
WALK faster,
It makes me RUN."

"Most people say,
‘Riding Isn’t a SPORT’-
And they’re right. It isn’t a sport;
IT’S MY LIFE."

"The only thing that keeps me
SANE
is my
INSANE
horse."

"I’ll listen for your
HOOFBEATS
in
HEAVEN...

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok, dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing he says is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

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The Swan Princess by MusaEnchantix100 reviews
Vampires can imprint on their soul mate. When Prince of Vampires, Edward imprints he is baffled, because he does it on a Swan? But is she really a swan? All is not what it seems. Rating might change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Teach Me by AmeliaJMae reviews
Bella is well practiced at hiding her feelings, but when a new english teacher begins at Forks High can he give her the hope she so desperately needs? Or will the red flag of professionalism prevent him from discovering her pain? AU, Bella/Edward,M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Bella, Edward
Falling Slowly by mysticalforces reviews
Elena Gilbert is starting her senior year of high school. Being in one of the richest families and being in the most popular click definitely suggests that she's got everything, but her life is far from perfect... Stefan & Elena All the way.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,881 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Elena, Stefan
Clair De Lune by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward Masen is the star of a top Dance Academy. Bella Swan is just the first year new girl who Edward teaches for partnering. But as an unfathomable connection emerges in the moonlit ballet studio, Edward and Bella become the breathtaking, beautiful combination of skill and passion. How can this work, though, when Edward refuses to acknowledge their dance had ever happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,460 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Because by Abigail.B reviews
Because everyone loves a good damsel in distress. Written in EPOV, but much more centered on Bella's journey. "She's so young but I can't even feel guilty because none of this feels wrong and she needs help and right now, I'm her answer." Possessiveward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Bella, Edward
Drowning in the Silence by rosyp69 reviews
Bella is drowning in her own silence when her oblivious parents hire Edward to be her body-guard for the time that they are away. Just when her sanity has gone off the deep end, Edward makes it his own duty to pull her out of her shell and revive the girl that used to be. AH Canon Pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,379 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something to Feel by faggyyyy reviews
Bella needs a therapist to help her cope with her past. But will he push her too far? Will their attraction towards each other get in the way? Rated M for future lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bella, Edward
Amor Vincit Omnia by InnerSmile reviews
Willabeth. Set: heyday of the Roman Empire. Will is a wealthy young patrician living in Rome just after his parents death making him lonely and reclusive...till one day when he takes a trip to the market and sees a beautiful blonde slave from Brittania...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,215 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Elizabeth S., Will T.
A New Life by Smartation2 reviews
AU: Bella is a new born vampire who was bitten while on a family holiday, she now finds herself wondering around trying to discover and understand who she truly is. Life as a newborn can be near impossible to survive when left alone and unguided.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,908 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fifty Shades Freed Continuation by ImADynamo reviews
A continuation of Fifty Shades Freed, set before the epilogue. Life with Mr. & Mrs. Grey leading up to the birth of their first child. Will married life run smoothly? With Fifty! Of course not!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 261 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Dark Little Tales by Sparkly.Dancer reviews
In a world where covens of vampires rule, a little girl's vampire hunter family are killed but she is saved by a strange blonde vampire with golden eyes. He gives her to Charlie and Renee Swan to care for but after 15 years when they are killed as well,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bella, Edward
Finally by LOTSlover reviews
Sequel to my fic Salvation, Richard and Kahlan fight against an unknown foe that has been unleashed upon them by Darken Rahl in his attempt to regain his throne.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,935 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kahlan A., Richard Cypher R.
Twenty Five Dancers by KatieKatieKatieee reviews
25 Dancers 5 Boys One Tour
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Complete
Betrayed by jacs654322 reviews
Bella is the princess of the volturi and Aros 'Daughter' what happens when she is sent to America and she sees a vampire there and falls hard. Who will Betray who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hide and Seek by Erik's0Phan reviews
AH. When Bella's family are murdered she has no choice but to put her trust and her life into the hands of detective Carlisle Cullen. To keep her safe he takes her to his wealthy, bronze haired nephew. Can he protect her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unknown by Fozzle-QOI reviews
Bella begins to have strange dreams that look like memories and things in her percpetive changes a bit. What would happen if you thought you knew everything about yourself was throwed out the window and replaced with what was always there. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Edward, Bella
How to Have Sex with Kahlan Amnell Without Dying by hrhrionastar reviews
Cara writes a list. Then Richard finds it. Then Kahlan finds it...this is a parody. R/K/C.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Cara, Kahlan A.
Hunted by S9Starbuck reviews
"As she turned to close the door, she saw him standing about thirty paces away, sword in hand. The sight chilled her to the bone. Her former lover, now hunting her down like cattle." AU. Broken!Richard. Hunted!Kahlan.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kahlan A., Richard Cypher R. - Complete
Between the lines by RosalieandAlice reviews
HIATUS! everything is going great for bella, right up until her relationship turns abusive. the cullens are new in town and have unlikey befriended bella. will she let them in non her horrible secret? what will happen then? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,369 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Forgotten Lives by XxlockksofcurlsxX reviews
When she moved in with her aunt and uncle seven years earlier, she thought she had left her troubled past behind. But when an unexpected guest comes to live at Morningstar Farms, Clary doesn't know what to think of him. OOC/AU lang/adult themes
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,325 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Nightmare by We The Confessed reviews
Kahlan has been captured by the Mord'Sith and is close to breaking point, but is it just her in danger? Rated T to be safe. Please r&r :D
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Kahlan A.
The Killer and The Lover by S-bell reviews
'"You're . . . A . . . vamp-" My sentance cut off as I fainted from lack of all nutrition and sleep.' Bella's parents are killed by a mysterious vampire on her seventeenth birthday. How will she handle the stress? I don't own Twilight! R&R please! ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Stone of Disaster by ShadowKissed-Deni
A random 'Legend of the Seeker'/'Sword of Truth' fanfic one-shot. One magical stone granting powers greater than Zedd's, with a kidnapped Wizard of the First Order, with an injured Seeker with a love stronger than any other, can only lead to disaster...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Love in a Different World AU by marialovesturkey reviews
Richard and Kahlan meet, but in a very different world under very different circumstances.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Richard Cypher R., Kahlan A.
SAMPLE ENTRY Slavery of the Heart by Through the Veil of Time reviews
Bella is an untried pleasure slave given to Edward on his 18th birthday by his insistent father. Greek Togaward and Slave-girl Bella. AH, NC-17 for sex and adult themes.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Slavery of the Heart by RosaBella75 reviews
All-human two-shot from a parallel universe to my story "Forbidden Desire". Bella is an untried pleasure slave given to Edward on his 18th birthday by his insistent father. Greek Togaward and Slave-girl Bella. AH, NC-17 for sex and adult themes.OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Heavy In Your Arms by Annie Cullen xx reviews
Pre-Breaking Dawn. Alice's visions stop, and no-one knows why. Days later she collapses and shows syptoms of an unknown virus. The other Cullens soon get infected one by one, leaving Bella worried and scared. Will they find a cure before the Cullens die?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,104 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
Defiance by PirateKnightoftheRings reviews
Kahlan's captured by the Lord with a cruel vengeance. Richard/Kahlan.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009
never let go by bellezza danneggiata reviews
all human. bella has just left her abusive boyfriend of 2yrs James and starts living with the cullens. on her first night there she wakes up screaming from her nightmare only to find none other than edward there holding her. assault,abuse,reunited,lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,412 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cruel Survival by Yankees01 reviews
The Cullens rule the ancient world with cruelty. Bella is a princess who is captured and made a slave. Will Bella survive with help or will she die because of cruel treatment? Can she make them see cruelty is not the way to rule? Humans and normal pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,811 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be My Protection by The Literature Dragon reviews
1400' Edward is the leader of the volturi guard. Little broken Bella is his new pleasure slave.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward, Bella
Quality Time A Continuation by MoonShineMystery reviews
This is a continuation to my oneshot, Quality Time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006