Tyde Waits
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Joined 10-31-10, id: 2596420, Profile Updated: 08-28-12

G'day my friend!

Yes. If you are reading this profile it automatically makes you my friend. Kinda spooky, huh?

Anywho, you may refer to me as male or female, as I prefer being gender neutral. This adds to my anonymity, and I like to believe that any works I write shouldn't be painted by the gender role society believes I should play. Either gender is fine and doesn't bother me in the least. Or you can even call me 'it' or some other gender neutral term. Just please refrain from calling me both. It will get confusing in any future conversations we may have, trust me.

Slap any nickname you wish on me, but I may not respond if it's something cruel. Seeing as my pen-name is Tyde, it's probably best if you call me that. Or Sir Waits, that way I can sound like a knight who never gets anywhere.

Although I do write from time to time, I haven't posted anything on here yet. I'll get on that. Maybe.
I love a good role play, but have been unfortunately tied up with the banal idiosyncrasies the common man refers to as 'life'.

I do participate in this forum RP about Mass Effect: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Youre_Stuck_in_Mass_Effect_rp/113763/
As you can see, I derive delight in writing an unnecessary amount of superior vocabulary to describe something so simple as, 'I'm busy'.

I love to read, and I do review when I have the time. Please forgive me if I point out any grammatical errors I find. I am physically incapable of restricting these urges, or at least drawing attention to them, but I honestly mean well, and I promise I am in no way trying to demean your work. Trust me, if I disliked it, I probably wouldn't even continue to read it.

That being said, I have a dirty little secret. I do enjoy reading fanfics that involve characters whom you would never expect being together in canon, ending up falling in love in a believable way. Commonly known as slashfics, but only when done well. I know. Shhhhhh, keep it on the down-low buddy, or you'll be swimming with the fishes.

Well, that's enough chatter about me. Ta ta!

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Cold Lazarus by Sonata of Hades reviews
What if Shepard wasn't recovered by Cerberus? What if Legion managed to find Shepard before them? How would Shepard's actions be altered by the Geth?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Legion
Encyclopedia of Mary Sues by Ellie Quirk reviews
An in-depth study of the Mary-Sue symptoms, causes, types, diagnosis and cures.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete