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Joined 02-01-18, id: 10297116, Profile Updated: 02-01-18

I only got this account so I could keep track of stories I really like/not ALWAYS have to review anonymously. I don't actually write anything that could really qualify as "fanfiction" myself (short of parodies for my own wierd entertainment that I'm nowhere *near* gutsy enough to post publically - or care enough to edit sufficiently), so don't expect to see anything here other than a handful of 'favorites' bookmarks.

...which is probably going to be 'wierd' enough...

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Mock My Innocence by Hautuumaa reviews
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,214 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf
Vultures Rush In by usefulobject reviews
After Mordor falls, a hunter from the Misty Mountains joins a displaced Isengard Uruk in hopes of claiming some of the loot in the ruins of Sauron's domain. Along the journey they develop unexpected (totally expected) feelings. Can they get the big cash money wad or will they die like pigs in hell? Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Darkling by Hautuumaa reviews
A young goblin often goes down to Dimrill Dale to do silly things alone and with her brother. This time an unexpected visitor lurks in the night. The brighter the stars in Mirrormere, the dimmer become the wits.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Orc, Dwarf - Complete
Dear Dad: the Gimli Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
Okay, it may not be just Gimli. And it may not be very long. The Fellowship is broken, Boromir is gone, and an irritated dwarf finds comfort in writing letters of complaint to the one who sent him on this dumb quest in the first place. Nonslash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Gimli
Til Death by usefulobject reviews
Azog's relentless pursuit of Durin's Folk runs deeper than a simple duty to his people. Slight Azog/OFC, mostly gen.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Azog, Bolg, OC - Complete
The Last Day of the War by Hautuumaa reviews
On the last day of the war, an Orc at the beginning of his life as a warrior meets a veteran at the end of his journey.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Orc - Complete
Lindir And The Orcling by sylc reviews
Young Lindir meets an orcling one night whilst out wandering alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Orc, Glorfindel - Complete
The Boromir Letters by JustInunotaisho reviews
As the fellowship blunders its way to Mordor, a certain captain of Gondor writes of their exploits to his brother back home. Nonslash. It is complete at last. Disclaimer: Tolkein's not here to sell it, so...nope, I don't own LOTR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Rivendell International Airport by Primsong reviews
A bit of humor considering what might have happened if the Fellowship had decided to take a plane instead of walking all that ways - would Anduril make it through security?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
The First Step by Ellynn reviews
AU. Several years after the War of the Ring, while riding through Ithilien on a stormy winter night, Boromir finds a baby orc...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Boromir - Complete