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Hey I'm Kayla. I'm 14, and think that the two most awesome things in the world are Sherlock Holmes and lots of cheese.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population has switched to Rap. If you are in the 8 percent who still ROCKS, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart.

98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace account. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Insult marching band, and you insult an EXTREMELY fast mob of kids with various instruments that can be shoved into VERY unpleasnt places.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

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(O.o)

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(o.O)(o.O)
( _ ) ( _ )

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(o.O)we are staring you
from behind a fence. we
are stalkers. beware the
stalker bunnies!

Meet the bunnies. they want world domination. help them. repost them on your profile.

THEY HAVE COOKIES!! :)

Copy this to your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

f you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If you find good morning to be a contradiction of terms, copy&paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile,(hey, i get weird looks from people in my form without all that. but, hey, what do they know?)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (everything, clearly)

If you oryour best friendis insane, copy this into your profile. (both)

agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, vampgurl15,LxiPattz, xWayTooMuchSugarx, GossipGirlHere, Nessie-fan, MaloryCullen14

If you have ever screamed at characters in a movie or on a TV show, telling them what to do, even if you already know that they don't do it, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you want J.K.R to make a series about the Marauders, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile.
If you missed Hogwarts as much as Harry while searching for Horcruxes with him, copy this into your profile.
If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're 11th birthday was the worst birthday ever because you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers should jump in a lake copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you think that Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, and Draco/Luna shippers should all join the Harry/Hermione shippers in the bottom of the lake copy/paste this onto your profile.

What to say if a guy actually uses these pickup lines
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Women: Any where you aren't.
Man: Havn't I seen you some place before?
Women: Yes, that's why I stopped going there.
Man: Your place or mine?
Women: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Women: Do not enter.
Man: What do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: I s this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and so will this one if you sit in it.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together.
Women: I'd put 'f' and 'u' together.

ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя HOT
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя вσ∂y
ωнєη α gυy sαys yσυя PRETTY
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт υя ƒα¢є
ωнєη α gυy sαys υя BEAUTIFUL
нє's ℓσσkιηg αт yσυя нєαят

If you are still reading this, copy and paste into ur profile

The Insanity Test ( I've crossed the ones that apply to me)

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
X You have been called a blond.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
X You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
XYou have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Of course I get it, I’ve wached it 5 times)
You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling

X You have fallen asleep in class.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X People often shake their heads and walk away from you
XYou are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

xYou use your fingers to do simple math.
X You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

XYou have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
X You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used frequently.
xYou don't know what "um" means.

X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (a laptop’s a calculator)

GRAND TOTAL: 33

Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100

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Return Like the Sea by ingrid-matthews reviews
Promptfic. Retirement Era: Years of cocaine use are starting to take their toll on Holmes. Watson moves out to live with him and take care of him and they seem to just pick up where they left off when they were together before.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Fever by Arileo reviews
For a kinkmeme prompt, asking for Watson taking care of a feverish and delirous Holmes. Slash if you squint.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Sound medical advice by medcat reviews
Written for a request at Watson's Woes LJ community. Request was to have Dr. Watson guide Sherlock Holmes through treating an illness or an injury. Holmes and Watson go for a walk...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
I Don't Believe You by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
Watson finds himself torn between the person he wants to be and the person he's expected to be. HxW Slash. Based on the song of the same title by P!nk.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Hallucinations by pondicus19 reviews
Sherlock's not sure weather he's hit his head a little too hard or he's high... Hurt!Random!Sherlock with just a dash of Caring!Funny!John... One-Shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Remember Me by Wirral Bagpuss reviews
Dr Watson is attacked and loses his memory. Can Holmes help him and will Watson's memory return? Submitted as part of the new LJ community Watson's Woes challenge. A joint collab between myself and Medcat.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Undercover by pretend-to-care reviews
Watson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Few Would Understand by ingrid-matthews reviews
Prompt fic. Gladstone finally dies, Holmes is surprised and liberally confused by his emotional reaction over the event.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Broken Wheels by Wirral Bagpuss reviews
At the conclusion of a gruelling case, Sherlock Holmes falls ill, but an even greater disaster strikes both Holmes and Dr Watson which leads to a life changing decision for both of them. Read on to find out more!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by silverfoxstole reviews
Christmas plans aft gang a gley, particularly when one's family is involved...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Complete
Christmas With Old Friends At Home by silverfoxstole reviews
A request to appear in a Christmas concert results in more than a little confusion for Watson...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
How dare you put mayonaise in a ham sandwich! by han8661 reviews
House and Holmes crossover were house eating Holmes sandwich causes the verbal war of the century
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, G. House
Cries In The Night by Wirral Bagpuss reviews
Holmes and Watson are out on a case chasing a dangerous thief and murderer. But things begin to go wrong for both of them. Can they survive? Read on and find out !
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
A Tapestry Of Life by Wirral Bagpuss reviews
Sherlock Holmes is injured on a case and Dr Watson keeps vigil on a sick Holmes. But in doing so Watson finds that Holmes has hidden secrets and fears. Can Watson deal with the consequences ?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Fever by medcat reviews
Written for weekend writing prompt in Watson's Woes LJ community and is an expansion of KCS's sentence #35--Fever. Now revised and completed!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Close call by medcat reviews
Expansion of #38--Wash--by KCS from her 50 sentences collection.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Man About the House by pebbles66 reviews
Mrs. Hudson suffers an accident whilst home alone, and discovers that possibly her lodgers are NOT the "worst tenants in London" after all.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
A Calculated Risk by Msynergy reviews
There are some calculations that even the great Sherlock Holmes does not want to face.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Walking In Darkness by Wirral Bagpuss reviews
Sherlock Holmes is injured whilst on a Case. Can Dr Watson help him come to terms with his injury and will Dr Watson be able to cope with his own demons? Final Chapter now added !
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,465 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
The Untold Case of the Stolen Stradivarius by Msynergy reviews
Or, rather, when Watson finally has enough and gets the better of his dear friend and fellow lodger in a most clever way.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Without A Clue by silverfoxstole reviews
Work or play, it's always a mistake to take on Sherlock Holmes...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
If You Can't Stand The Heat by gabrielsangel79 reviews
Sherlock Holmes does something foolish on a hot day and Doctor Watson has to deal with the consequences.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
By The Pricking Of My Thumbs by silverfoxstole reviews
An investigation in an abandoned tower on the 31st of October...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
My Doctor, My Watson by Wirral Bagpuss reviews
Sherlock Holmes is hurt and Inspector Lestrade is trying to get Holmes medical attention. But Holmes only need one person to ease his pain. Will Inspector Lestrade fulfill Holmes's wish?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2008
The Adventure Of The Wooden Boat by Wirral Bagpuss reviews
Dr Watson is having trouble sleeping and Holmes is concerned. Can Holmes help? And can Watson overcome his past? This story has been removed pending publication!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
Cold Comfort by silverfoxstole reviews
A sick Holmes is always a trying case for Watson...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
A Case of Admittance by KCS reviews
One-shot in answer to a request - What were our favorite duo really acting like in 221b Baker Street the morning after EMPT?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Yes Mother by A.K.Rai reviews
Comedy! Holmes's mother comes to stay for the weekend, but turns out to be a little more then embarrassing! Finished!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
the Discovery of Heart II by Psyche0610 reviews
Obviously, a sequel to DOH. A mysterious killer is on the loose in London, and it is up to Sherlock Holmes to catch him. Unfortunately, he now has a liability that can be used against him, one that he had never had before... his wife.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,042 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
LOST by A.K.Rai reviews
Not the most creative title I know. Holmes and Watson are traveling to America when their ship sinks, now they lost on an unknown island having to fend for themselfs, how will they survive? A story of strong friendship Please read! FINISHED!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,052 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
The Discovery of Heart by Psyche0610 reviews
EDITED! Holmes knew that Moriarty was up to something: that’s why he was around Moriarty’s flat that fateful night. But what Holmes didn’t know was that Moriarty was developing a device that could change a man’s location, or even time....
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,662 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete