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Joined 11-03-10, id: 2600890, Profile Updated: 01-13-13

All you need to know is that I am a Disney, Hunger Games, Avengers and Harry Potter fan.

AND...I like to write a lot, (you can't tell from my lack of uploads :D) draw, sing, read and laugh out loud in my room all the time, since I read hilarious stuff on fanfiction.net (Thanks to the dudes that wrote those things for brightening my day! :). I rant, spaz and forget about the stuff I write due to my ADD! Yay for all the ADD's out there!! I fangirl obsessively over Loki or Thor or just about any hot fandom guy lol. I fully-heartedly ship dramione, harmony and bellamort. Well, thats basically me! (a weirdo who's not very good at describing herself) Bye wee writers (or readers?)

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione.

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash.

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Ha!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

OTHER STUFF I COPIED AND PASTED (AND IF I WERE YOU AND YOU DIDNT ALREADY HAVE IT, POST IT ON YOUR PROFILE)(Sorry if things are on here twice and if you actualy notice that then WOW you must really pay attention. Oh and my spelling is BAD!)

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

When I said 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

If when you listen to music on your Ipod, and you have the volume on low the music is still so loud that your parents tell you to turn it down, copy and paste.

If you have ever seen a movie (or TV show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile.

Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile.

If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile.

If you willingly refer to yourself as a nerd, dork, or loser; copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.

If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace and Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think being unique is better than being cool, you know the drill

If your wondering why I'm wasting my time on my profile instead of writing stories Copy and Paste this to your Profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background.

90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!"

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!"

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!)

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Man that was fun!"

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your phone number when someone asked for it copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

If you squeal with happiness every time you get a Fanfiction update, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel; just pray it isn’t a train.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When in doubt, make words up!

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I like you. When I take over the world, your death will be quick and painless.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Alphas are rude and snotty and are what we call "popular". They are not true to themselves and they believe that they are better than everyone else.

Betas are in the middle and there aren't too many of them. They want to be popular and will do anything to get there, then if they do they realize it is not worth it.

Gammas are true to themselves and don't care what others think of them. These are the ones that accomplish great things eventually.

If you are a Gamma, paste this on your account, and keep believing that you are who you are and that you should not change no matter what anyone thinks.

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Quietus' Pity by Embracing Insanity reviews
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I Love Loki by GoggleBox reviews
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Rivalry by Gamma Orionis reviews
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Nagini Tells All by NOMIFAIRY reviews
Nagini reveals who the spy among Voldemort is. Drabble/One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
October 17th Again by ravioli-ism reviews
The day after the battle, the last surviving Death Eater of the Inner Circle is close to death. Drawn by neccessity, and maybe something more, her master comes to her rescue. rated M for language some blood and sex in later chapters BELLAMORT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Door Bell Blues by Queen of the Scoubies reviews
Death Eaters bound with Toilet Paper, a Lavish throne, and a Horny Bellatrix...What more could Voldemort want?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,590 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dysfunctional Snake by KatFay reviews
Nagini is Voldemort's snake. This is her, from her point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
10 Reasons Voldemort Is Gay by CordsCool reviews
just general silliness! Stereotypical gay observations could the Dark Lord be keeping secrets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Voldemort
Love in Odd Forms by tenshi noyo Ryu Taiga reviews
Voldemort kills Harry's abusive family. Harry fights and hurt Voldemort. Next day, Voldemort receives something odd in the mail. ::ONE SHOT::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nagini's Worries by lunziekentraine reviews
(COMPLETE) Voldemort is brought back from the far edge of sanity by Nagini's timely advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
The Real Voldemort by Lord Brocktree reviews
Voldemort tells all in his book
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 7/30/2003
Tea with Lord Voldemort by Rogue Enchantress reviews
Harry gets an invitation to tea with Voldemort. Harry then gets an interesting proposition and discovers Voldemorts had and operation, or is just fond of toliet paper.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Voldemort Visits A Psychiatrist by Ron Weasley's Cutie reviews
Voldemort Visits a Psychiatrist, Voldemort's Stay at a Loony Bin, and Voldemort Has a Nervous Breakdown are all in here. Have fun, ye English pigdog! ^_^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2001 - Published: 12/29/2000