The Evil Munchkin
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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

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Things you just don't talk about by Enodia reviews
""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,330 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Sponge Bath by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Sakura never thought so much could happen whilst soaking in a hot sponge bath... GRAPHIC lemons, sponge implied foreplay, other 'bath implement' implied foreplay, various different positions, please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Into The Jaws of The Serpent by LightningRapunzel reviews
Eva Manning, an expert in Norse culture, is called in by SHIELD to question a certain Norse god. Three days later, and the undefeated god proclaims himself King of Midgard. Yet after taunting him and verbally sparring with him the days before, Eva must run. She knows he will chase her. But for how long? He promised her a game - and a game she shall have...
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,410 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Loki
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Repopulating by DarkMage6 reviews
Mandated marriages have been proclaimed for all Captains and Lieutenants! Follow each as they find their 'true love'. WARNING: CRUELTY CAN BE INVOLVED WITH SOME CHARACTERS, SEX SCENES WITHIN EVERY STORY. Current story: Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,503 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Mayuri K.
Mend Me by Accio Lucius reviews
Sequel to "Nurse Me". Set roughly 4-5 years later. Orochimaru x OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,038 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Orochimaru
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fate's Desire by AmazinglyRed reviews
Itachi's last memory was dying at the hands of his brother...so how is it that he wakes up married with children?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Nurse Me by Accio Lucius reviews
A young woman has been called upon to nurse Orochimaru and Kabuto back to health after a devastating battle. The snake lord takes an interest in his young nurse; she takes an interest in her snake tongued patient. OroxOC. Rated for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,007 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
One week by Kyo12591 reviews
Sakura,Itachi,& Neji are the first,second,and third in command of ANBU and also Teammates. Sakura is given a mission and one week to either marry someone in Konoha or marry the Kazekage Gaara and move to Suna. The question is who to chose. Non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,898 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
What Could Have Been by XhexaniaRose reviews
15 years has passed since he left Konoha. While in a village market he finds himself in a small shop were an old woman gives him a special stone that is meant to give someone a view at a life they could have had.....SasukeXSaukra......Lemons....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,162 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mangekyou by AngelOfOurDarkness reviews
Sakura is forced into an arranged marriage with a man she can't stand. And what's this? Shisui is settling down! ItaSaku non-massacre AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Playboy and the Recluse by obsessiveness reviews
What does Aidou do when Kaname is away? Getting himself into trouble again no doubt. Yori on the other hand would much rather keep to her quiet spaces and avoids drawing attention to herself. They say opposites attract...AidouxYori
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Hanabusa A., Sayori W. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 373 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3994 - Favs: 6,541 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
To Be Alone reviews
A little girl is left with no one after her family is murdered, but the Akatsuki come to her aid, will Deidara be the one she wants? Or will Itachi take her heart for himself? R&R! Plz!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki
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