Screw The Short Straw
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Joined 05-02-13, id: 4701312, Profile Updated: 08-23-13

So, um, hi. To avoid all awkwardness of introductions (I mean, if you're on here, I'm betting you can read my username with a certain amount of ease), I'm gonna skip to the fact stuff. I'm fifteen years old, a sophomore in high school. My doctor tells me I'm of the female gender. Yeah. Bad joke is bad. Aaaanywaaaay, I know some people like to roll out the welcome wagon to people, so I'm going to let you know now that I am NOT new to this website. I have another account on which I have a certain amount of popularity. In all honesty, I am really sick of popularity. So whenever I want to escape that, I'm all yours, loyal readers and FF friends of Screw The Short Straw. Yours truly.

Just because I'm sick of my popularity, though, doesn't mean I'm not up to a little contest of sorts. Anyone who recognizes my writing (I'm still going to write for the same fandoms, which are generally pretty small) is welcome to PM me and let me know what their guess is. If anyone participates in this, I'll list all the names of correct guessers here, but anyone who figures it out is sworn to secrecy, or else I make a new account and we start this all over again. Got it? Good. Now for random lists.

Favorite Hetalia characters:
1. Prussia!!!
2. Poland
3. America
4. Romano
5. Germany
6. Spain
7. England
8. France
9. Italy
10. Grandpa Roma :D

Favorite Lord of the Flies characters:
1. Roger
2. Simon
3. Jack Merridew
4. Eric
5. Sam
6. Piggy
7. Maurice
8. Bill
9. Robert
10. Percival

Also, I swear to God, one of these days I'm actually gonna write a story. I know. Ground breaking, right?